Monday, March 6, 2017
Add a Little Laughter to Your Day With These 27 Memes
These won't fail to make you smile.
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22 Memes to Make the Most Out of Monday
It's Monday again. That means that you're going to need something to help you through your day, let's start with these.
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Forget Pineapple Pizza Because People Are Dipping Pizza in Milk and Let's Just End Earth Right Now
It's been a great 4.54 billion years, but I think it's time to end Earth.
Why?
Because people have started a hot new trend of dipping pizza in milk, and, wow, let's just end the whole thing now. Seriously, I just looked at a picture of this, and I don't see much of a point in continuing the whole planet Earth thing.
There's plenty of things to dip in milk. Cookies, cereal, your hand. But not pizza. The only thing you should dip pizza in is more sauce. But, you know what? Humans have made such a mess of things, so maybe it's time to just quit while we're ahead — or rather before we've totally lost.
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Girl Loses Purse After Crazy Drunken Night Out, Dude Returns It To Her With Ridiculously Thirsty Note
Hayley Minn was on the receiving end of a madly thirsty samaritan who got it in his head to expose soul and lusty goals in a particularly illustrative letter.
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Donald Trump Has Epic Fail With St. Paddy's Day-Themed Hats, Submits Himself to Brutal Twitter Roasting
I consider myself lucky to be around to yes, witness a glaring inability on the part of Trump's team to actually include a 'shamrock' on their St Paddy's Day-themed ball caps. The big fail here is that shamrocks have three leaves, and this hat includes four, which makes it a four-leafed clover..
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Sorry, This Dude Just Won at Tinder and Now We're All Going to be Alone Forever
It's not easy when someone wins Tinder, you know. Tinder is supposed to be for all the lonely hearts, and when someone goes winning at it with an amazing series of profile pictures.
Twitter user @rllynatalia posted an amazing Tinder profile that leads us all to question why any of us even bother. Check out Jared. He's great at this.
how is tinder free http://pic.twitter.com/aovc5ciwIV
— nat (@rllynatalia) March 6, 2017
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Deadpool and Wolverine are Trolling Each Other on Social Media and, Jesus, Just Put Logan in Deadpool 2 Already
Every nerd wants to argue who would win a fight, Deadpool or Wolverine, but no one asks who is the better troll.
So now, because nobody asked for it, but we definitely wanted it anyway, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are battling it out on social media. Did we say that it's delightful? Yeah, it's delightful.
Can we just finish this in Deadpool 2?
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Twitter Is Having a Field Day With Obama's Wiretapping
There's a lot of people spending a whole lot of time pretending like the conspiracy theories of that reality-TV gameshow host who became president, Donald Trump, have merit.
But on the other hand, there are a lot of people making fun of them.
This is the latter. Kassy Dillion found a whole bunch of pictures of President Obama wearing headphones and theorized what Obama thinks while he's tapping.
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These People Left AirDrop on Their Phone Open and Got Some Pretty Strange Surprises as a Result
Lock your doors and leave AirDrop off are rules to live by. Why? Because if you don't, any old weirdo can wander into your life and deliver a creepy message.
That's what happened to these people on Twitter. Check out some of the weirdest things strangers sent via AirDrop
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This Pizza Place Trolls the Shit Out of Customer Who Orders Pineapple on Pizza
We've reached peak pineapple pizza.
On March 4, Twitter user @Try2ShootUsDown tweeted that she tried to order pineapple on pizza, and the pizza place refused in the best way possible.
I ORDERED A PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE AND http://pic.twitter.com/VkmdaHYBwe
— ali (@Try2ShootUsDown) March 5, 2017
Now, this is probably fake. What kind of self-respecting pizza place puts something on their menu only to shame the customer. That's a Papa John's move, and Papa John's is the worst.
Either way, people are loving this who thing because they hate pineapple on pizza, even though the mix of sweet and savory rules. Like have you ever tried pineapple-jalapeno pizza? It's bomb as hell. What do you think about all this?
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Stephen King Is Destroying Trump on Twitter Over The President's Paranoid Wiretap Bullshit
It was a big weekend for that reality-TV gameshow host who is clearly not happy that his dealings with Russia are bubbling to the surface. Yup, President Trump woke up on Saturday ready to let the world know two things 1) Obama is wiretapping his phones and 2) The Apprentice is being canceled because of Arnold. Must be nice to compartmentalize like that. Or as this guy put it:
Imagine if u honestly uncovered a Watergate-level scandal abt yr own presidency, but then 30 min later got bored & started tweeting about TV http://pic.twitter.com/YBhcbLJfcS
— David Grossman (@davidgross_man) March 4, 2017
So in gearing up for dealing with this bullshit, Stephen King, the horror master behind It and The Shining, is roasting our president on Twitter. Truth be told, it's the best King work since The Stand.
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SNL Recasts Forrest Gump With Jeff Sessions to Bring Some Southern Simplicity to America's Foremost Racist
That nightmare who escaped your dreams and was confirmed as United States attorney general, Jeff Sessions, had a rough week. How else would you describe getting caught lying under oath about meeting with Russians? I would describe it as perjury.
Bad.
So it was nice of Saturday Night Live to bring some southern gentility to the scandal. Here, they put Jeff Sessions in the role of Forrest Gump, a man who proves anything is possible if you're a white man. I guess this would be charming, if you weren't so dang fishy.
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