Thursday, November 18, 2021

Wild Karen Goes Off On Student, Gets Told Off By Lab Manager


Karens have a really hard time mistaking other people for employees. This time around it was a pottery student who got trapped in the telescopic sights of a wild Karen who refused to believe that she was talking to a person who actually couldn't fulfill her demands.

Rejected Tinder Nincompoop Busts Out Thesaurus, Because He Is Very Smart and Virile


Dating apps are weird. Having unfettered access to other people based on an algorithm is a strange reality. What gets even stranger is when you find yourself talking to someone who you would never choose to contact in the real world. Like this guy. Also, who in the hell gets slammed and responds with "respect your elders." Is this dude 60? Anyway, dating is weird and here are some bold and funny tinder moments.

Old Anti-Smoking PSA Features A Young Mac From "It's Always Sunny"


Rob McElhenney is here to tell you that you don't need to smoke to be cool. But given all the other great ideas his character has had over the years, it's hard to take him seriously. We're just glad that he just seems as confused and angry then as he does now.

Chef Marco Pierre White Describes Making Gordon Ramsay Cry


The restaurant industry has its fair share of psychos. And having a super high profile celebrity chef as a boss seems like it would only make that problem worse. The thought of facing the dude who could make Gordon "Idiot Sandwich" Ramsey cry at work is somewhat knee buckling, and it's maybe for the best that most people aren't like this. 

Dumb Things People Said In Complete Seriousness


We're humans, and we say dumb things. It's actually a really important part of learning. The ability to admit that you said something stupid and then move on is a really healthy thing to do, even if you feel embarrassed. But then there are people who say dumb things with mystifying confidence. The people who are so sure about their dumb ideas that they'd rather die on the hill of "islands are floating" than ever have an adult conversation about it. Those folks are hard to talk to.

Tumblr Thread: Horses Are A Genetic Mess


As it turns out, if you are made out of flesh and bone, weigh thousands of pounds and run really fast on feet that are pretty much just toes, it takes a toll on your physical and mental health. This tumblr user took an extended deep dive into the specific issues plaguing horses, which are so numerous that it's surprising that they're even around. For something lighter, here is some quick and fun livestock drama.

Fiancé Refuses To Host Another 20 Person Thankless Thanksgiving


Having to cook for someone's entire extended family is hard enough, even when they're grateful for your effort. But having the kind of disrespectful houseguests who don't help, don't bring anything, and thank you for two full days of work by taking all the leftovers is some massive BS. It makes sense why someone wouldn't want to deal with it for a fourth time.

Smug Customer Gives Waiter Hard Time, Waiter Returns The Favor


Anyone who goes out of their way to make someone working a customer service job that much more miserable, is really showing the rest of the world just how misplaced their moral compass is. It sounds like this dude was in dire need of a humbling reality check. Fortunately, a waiter was ready to give it to him. And more than once. 

Notes Left By Bold, Funny And Diabolical People


The human condition is a fleeting thing. One day we're here, the next day we're gone. But you know what will still be around? Your very clever note on the fridge instructing your horrible roommate exactly what he can do with the remaining peanut butter. Are notes inherently passive aggressive? Kinda, yeah. But sometimes pieces of writing,funny signs and flyers are what we need to feel like our impact is being made.

Dude's Security Question Results In Awkward Moment With Customer Service


Many of us have wrestled with the profound conundrum that is trying to remember what our dang security questions are, for when it's time to login to various online services, like banks. For whatever reason this dude decided to make his security question very personal. And the answer that they provided was nothing short of gold. Can't imagine what kind of beautiful awkward silence must've been present during this call. 

Employee Catches Managers Stealing, Gets Nice Raise


Man, just when we thought we'd seen the worst of the worst, when it comes to scumbag managers, we end up happening upon this mess. You've got a couple managers that thought they'd be able to get away with stealing. Well, this employee certainly taught them a humbling, harsh lesson. And talk about a raise that was well deserved!

Tenant Puts In Maintenance Request, Technician Confirms Problem And Promptly Leaves


First off, it's never really enjoyable to get whistled at. It's almost always used as a derogatory means of grabbing one's attention. So when this air vent went and got itself broken, it was OP/admirable apartment tenant who felt the pain as was suddenly constantly whistled at by the air vents in his apartment. The next logical step would be to call in maintenance to handle the problem, right? Wrong. Maintenance  came, saw, confirmed the problem and promptly left. Hashtag not my job. Hashtag lazy. 

An Office Meme Dump To Cringe Through At Your Workplace


Despite there not being new episodes of The Office since 2013, the interwebs are still inundated regularly by the Dunder Mifflin cult followers amongst us. There's something about the simplicity and hilarity of the American workplace that we can all relate to. Whether it's the idiot boss, the weirdo that sits across from you, or that super popular hot girl from customer service, there's something to cringe and laugh at here for everyone. The Office might be cringeworthy, but not as cringeworthy as this guy who forgot his girlfriend's birthday.

Maniacal Mad Lads That Don't Give A Dang


We've all seen a mad lad storm that social media feed like a bull in a china shop. They light up an otherwise peaceful comments section with bullish bravado and their fiery antics. If you enjoyed these instances of dudes being verified mad lads, check out some more mad lads who were the maddest baddest lads over here.

Sergeant Doesn't Believe Military Doctor's Orders, Gets Proven Wrong


It stands to reason that when you're asked to respect the orders of a doctor who's also lieutenant colonel, that you do that. But this sergeant didn't want to believe that hundreds and hundreds of bug bites could lead to a substantive health concern, so things shook out in a less graceful way than they had to. For another intriguing tale, here's the military wife Karen who demanded salutes and got mocked.