Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Guy Shows Us the Work of a True Master When It Comes to Getting Back at a Craigslist Scammer


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Sit back, buckle up, and get yourself ready for one long but completely worthwhile ride.

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It's National Stress Awareness Day So Enjoy These Stressful Memes While You Think About All the Things That Stress You Out


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We know you have a lot on your plate already, but it's time to celebrate another arbitrary #holiday! So just relax, check out these memes and try not to stress out while you become aware of your stress on NATIONAL STRESS AWARENESS DAY!

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Guy Shows What Happens When You're Late to Pick Your Wife up From Target


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If she didn't buy you a whole new home after being late, she's a keeper.

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If You Think It's Way Too Soon Start the Christmas Season Then These Comics are For You


Johnny Depp's Joining 'Fantastic Beasts' and the Fans Aren't Too Pleased About It


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If you'd told us that Johnny Depp would be starring in a Harry Potter spinoff series, and especially in light of the more recent domestic violence accusations, we'd have said, no way; but alas, here we are. The fans don't seem all too stoked about the news.

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Drop the Beat


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Jimmy Kimmel Continues to Ruin Children's Halloween by Telling Parents to Pretend They Ate All the Candy


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Seth Meyers Legit Just Tried to Use Dora the Explorer to Explain How to Best Communicate with Donald Trump


People Are Rioting on Twitter Right Now after Bono Was Crowned 'Woman of the Year'


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Joyride of the Day: Man Steals Cop Car and Streams It Facebook Live


Hey, if you’re going to steal a cop car, why not share the experience with your friends?

Police arrested John Pinney, a Tulsa resident, who stole a cop car and streamed the joyride on Facebook Live on Monday night. Pinney's friends and followers got to join in the fun of stealing a patrol car, engaging in a high-speed police chase, and singing along to the radio without the added stress of breaking the law.

Oklahoma's News on 6 reports that Pinney simply walked up to the unlocked patrol car, opened the door, and took off.

News On 6 continues, "Tulsa police sergeant Steve Stoltz said a woman called 911 and told the dispatcher a man got into a police car near 5th and Denver, asked if she wanted a ride, then drove off when she said no."

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Presumably, when this woman declined to be Pinney's audience, he turned to the officer's iPad, where he logged onto Facebook and proceeded to bring officers and followers on a 30-to-40-minute, 120-mile-per-hour car chase.

Stoltz "Liked" Pinney's approach to expediting police procedure.

"I would encourage every criminal out there to Facebook Live their crimes so that we can catch you a lot easier," said Stoltz. "Use that Facebook Live at your trial to get a better conviction."

According to News on 6, Pinney was arrested "on nine complaints, including eluding, resisting arrest, and possession of a firearm by a felon." Thanks to Facebook Live, we’ll be able to relieve these crimes over and over again.

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Lesson Learned


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Survivor of the Day: Motorcycle Crash Survivor Records Final Words and Lives to See Them Go Viral


Life comes at you fast, and for Kevin Diepenbrock, 41, maybe a little too fast.

After crashing his motorcycle on a treacherous stretch of the Tennessee highway known as "The Dragon," Diepenbrock found himself just inches from death. He had no food, no water, and no cell service. Laying motionless in a ditch just off the highway with two punctured lungs, a dozen broken ribs, and several spinal fractures, he took out his phone to make one, final statement. Recording his last words, Diepenbrock sent his love to his wife, parents, and his especially large pack of dogs.

Stopping to take a sip of water, a passing motorist found him nearly 30 hours later. At the hospital, Diepenbrock decided to delete the videos but later retrieved them from the cloud to share them with the world.

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The Knoxville News Sentinel recounts the crash that left Diepenbrock stranded and fellow Philip Polito dead:

"On Oct. 15, Diepenbrock and Philip Polito, his riding companion and co-worker at a natural gas plant near Philadelphia, Pa., tumbled more than 100 feet down a rocky embankment after their motorcycles collided on a notorious stretch of Highway 129 near mile marker 4 called 'The Dragon.'"

"Polito, 29, of Perryville, Mo., was killed in the crash, and the 41-year-old Diepenbrock was flung out of sight from the motorists who get a thrill from the treacherous road's sharp curves and scenic views."

A harrowing experience for sure, but how many people get to watch their final words go viral?

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Y U No Hit Leg Day, Master Chief?


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A Plastic Slide Made This Toddler (ec)Static


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One Woman's 6-Minutes of Kitchen-Panic Turned Out to be a Great Short Story


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How to Break the Ice


(Hint: Basically try not to be weird)

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Hopefully, the People Who Got These Short Lived Meme Tattoos Still Have No Ragrets


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You probably remember these memes, even the ones that were only popular for a few days, but these brave people etched them on their skin forever.

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