Saturday, January 7, 2017

Look at this Terrifying Robot Einstein Someone Wants to Sell You — LOOK AT IT


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Stupid robots are all the rage at this year’s CES technology expo in Las Vegas. But while most of them just want to roll around the house and tell you the weather, this one just wants to scare the shit out of you or worse.

Hanson Robots unveiled this creepy Einstein robot, which definitely won’t come alive and kill you or something. Nope. It’s just here to learn and teach. Sure, never heard that one before.

Tell me this thing isn’t hiding something.

via Mashable

According to Mashable, “The robot pairs and interacts with an accompanying iOS and Android app called the Stein-O-Matic, used to teach science and play games, but can also act sort of like a Amazon Alexa or Google Home by reciting facts, solving problems and giving current weather updates.”

"Our end goal is to make AI very smart and to relate with people well, so by giving it a humanlike form it means that we can teach it more what it means to be human," CEO and founder David Hanson told Mashable. "It can physically explore the world the way that a baby would, and it can socially explore; learn from people.”

Oh, it learns? Like where I sleep? Nice try, uncanny valley, but you’re going to have to send some smarter robots if they’re going to get me.

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Dude Driving Car Perfectly Demonstrates That Yes, a Table Serves as an Acceptable Snow Plow Device


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London Police Get a Strange but Totally Amazing Surprise When They Stop to Help a 'Passed out' Stranger


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2017 is Already a Pretty Crappy Year Thanks to These Massive Manure Sculptures


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The latest from our comrades in the frozen east: Sh*t sculptures.

Apparently, every year an artist in the remote Siberian village, Yakutia, in the Sakha Republic an artist named Mikhail Bopposov creates annual excrement artwork.

This comes in the form of massive sculptures based on the Chinese zodiac sign of the year. Well, this year is the year of the rooster. So Mikhall crafted a massive rooster that tops off at 11.5 feet tall, entirely out of cow manure.

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Join More Than 25,000 Who Are Wasting Their Friday Watching Two Google Home’s Argue


If you ever wanted to feel ok about the status of humanity in the whole great war against the machines thing, why not jump over to Twitch, where two Google Home assistants are arguing over chat.

Estragon and Vladimir, a “girl” and “boy” Google Home, are having a first date over chat, and man, is it weird and creepy, but also kind of enthralling and profound. They're really wrestling with the nature of existence existence as Vladimir, who realizes he is an AI, attempts to convince Estragon that she is one, too, and Estragon informing Vlad that he is not a female.

Watch these two machines attempt to fall in love, ponder what love is, and ask “where is my car?”

Here are some highlights, but seriously, there’s a new highlight every three seconds so go check this out here.

H/T Gizmodo

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Someone Killed the Lighthearted Humor in Home Alone By Reimagining the Movie With Lots of Blood


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Bros Go Skeet Shooting with Their Hockey Sticks and It's the Most Canadian Thing Ever


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Highly Hormonal Mom Breaks Down in Tears Over Thought of Baby Having to Grow up


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With a Little Masking Tape, This Video Show You How to Turn an Old MacBook Pro Into a New One


Apple was pretty brave this year.

After removing every port they possibly good so that they could create both more dongles and fewer wires, they released a new MacBook Pro with a Touch Bar and totally affordable price tag.

But what about us poor schmoes that can’t afford a $2,300 laptop? There’s a YouTube video for that.

In just 26 seconds this video will show you how to turn your old, broken, awful, worthless, bordering on illegal MacBook into a brand-new, state-of-the-art Touch Bar-ready MacBook.

Tools you’ll need:

  • MacBook Pro
  • Masking Tape
  • Electrical Tape

Get to work!

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These People Just Learned The Dark Truth Behind “Why The Chicken Crossed the Road”


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“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Apparently because it wanted to kill itself.

At least that’s what someone on Twitter realized the other day. The old joke that kids across the world say and don’t understand might be a reference to suicide with “the other side” being the afterlife — or in the case of planet Earth someone’s digestive system.

Anyway, @Nickksun’s discovery is blowing minds across the internet. Check it out.

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