Wednesday, May 20, 2015

The Last Thing a Drunk Canadian in a Canoe Would Expect: The No-Clothes Tackle


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Tagged: ouch , Canada , whoops , canoe , Video , tackle

Well, Why Can't it Be?


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Probably Some Kind of Siamese?


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Watch College Students Experiment With Lava


This video shows some of the small experiments that students are doing with very small, controlled lava flows.

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Tagged: school , science , lava , Video

Roman Candles Strapped to a Drone to Hunt the Most Dangerous Game: Shirtless Dudes


A Store Clerk Gives a Hilarious Play-by-Play of Her Own Thwarted Robbery


This man in Salt Lake City, Utah was arrested just minutes after this inept robbery, where he spent five whole minutes asking for cash and cigarettes. Five minutes, in case you weren't aware, is plenty of time to get the police to your location - especially if the sarcastic clerk in question is able to sneak around and get your license plate number.

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America: Where You Get a Bigger, Badder Machine to do the Work of a Smaller Machine


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Sending Your Friend to the Wrong House is Hilariously Cruel


When Connor McCarthy invited a new friend over to his house for the first time, he decided to have a little fun with the occasion and send his new pal not to his own address, but to the one across the street.

It's a good thing this is in Great Britain and not America, because he probably would've gotten shot.

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Tagged: friends , trolltube , Video

With Six Kids, Protection is Clearly the Least of Their Worries


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This Virginia Trooper Goes Above and Beyond to Help a Stranded Citizen


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We need more people out there like Matt Okes!

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One Australian Police Department Puts Out an APB on the Sonic Criminals Nickelback Playing Nearby


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When the band isn't forcing all of us into rudimentary data analysis, they're busy touring Australia and subjecting good normal folk to Neo-Dad-Rock anthems. Thankfully, the Queensland Police department has had it up to here with the band and has warned the public of their arrival.

Personally I just hope we get some convenient spider rain during their show. Is that so much to ask?

And this isn't even the first time the Queensland Police have shown their distaste for the band:

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You Think You're Going to Get That Fishy Snack? That's Cute.


Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, etc.

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One Australian Police Department Puts Out an APB on the Sonic Criminals Nickelback Playing Nearby


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When the band isn't forcing all of us into rudimentary data analysis, they're busy touring Australia and subjecting good normal folk to Neo-Dad-Rock anthems. Thankfully, the Queensland Police department has had it up to here with the band and has warned the public of their arrival.

Personally I just hope we get some convenient spider rain during their show. Is that so much to ask?

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How High is ESPN's Neil Everett, and Can We Have What He's Having?


ESPN's SportsCenter featured this cryptic line from Neil Everett, which started as a bunch of nonsense before drifting off into the resolute silence which comes from a Total Understanding of All Being. Maybe we just witnessed the moment a news anchor reached enlightenment live on the air?

But no, seriously, if you have any more of the good stuff please let us know Neil.

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Congratulations on Your Marriage! Now Let's Get Mom a New Hip.


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Silly Dad, Trampolines Are for Kids!


This Cat Isn't Impressed With Your Booty Dancing, and Neither Are We


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Somehow This Mountain Man Managed to Scare Off a Bear


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Questions From 9th Graders That Will Make You Relive the Most Awkward Time In Your Life


Both Parties Are Clearly Feeling it


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Hypocrisy of the Day: Anti-Gay Pastor Resigns After Gay Website Posts His Grindr Chats


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A Michigan pastor named Rev. Matthew Makela (who is married with 5 kids) resigned this week from St. John’s Lutheran Church after he was caught cruising Grindr for men.

An anonymous source sent some screenshots of some of his chats to the gay news site Queerty, who exposed his hypocrisy to the church as well as the rest of the world.

In the conversations, he says he “loves making out naked,” “oral and massage,” and he reveals that he is a “top.”

Of course he probably just meant “top Biblical scholar,” right?

As Queerty points out, outing his private gay sex life is important here, as he has been an outspoken, anti-gay voice in his church and online.

He has compared being gay to being an alcoholic, and accused the transgender movement of assisting “opportunistic sickos.”

Queerty writes:

If Makela made even one LGBT kid at St. John’s “Christ-based” elementary school, their parents, friends, family or anyone who ever stepped foot in the church feel like being true to yourself is shameful (and it seems all too likely that he did), then we’re glad to share his hypocrisy with the world.

A senior pastor at the church posted the following statement in response to the story.

“The details of sin that have been kept confidential are being posted online by those who seek to do harm to the Makela family and to St. John’s,” writes Rev. Daniel Kempin. “This is taking an already difficult situation and making it even more painful.”

His profile on the church’s website has since been deleted from their staff page, and St. John’s is telling people not to pay attention to the story. Their Facebook page has also been deleted.

It appears they are trying to erase his online presence and pretend none of it ever happened.

Because if there’s one thing to learn from all this, burying the truth is clearly the best solution.

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The Tinder Baby Onsesie


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Want to tell the world that your awkward Tinder hookup turned into a pregnancy? You're in luck because now you can! 

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Watch How Clumsy Man's Best Friend Can Really Be


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This New Zealand Model Manages to Eat More Than a Pound of Burrito a Minute in This Video


That Moment When Your Car is so Awesome it Literally Breaks Down While Driving


Warning: Volume and potato microphone quality.

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Tagged: whoops , cars , Video

I Have a Fever, and the Only Cure is MORE GUAC


We've Finally Figured Out the Chewbacca Chord on a Guitar


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We've Got Bad News for You, Friend


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You Think Your Mixtape is Fire...


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A Straightforward Way to Tell if Someone Likes You


Guys and girls seem to have different criteria. 

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The Truth is Out There, and It's Gonna Need Some Tylenol in the Morning


All the New Features You've Been Clamoring for Are in the iPhone 6S


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Tagged: parody , apple , Video , iphone , failbook

That Should Go Over Well in the Marine Corps


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