Friday, January 13, 2017

This Is What It Looks Like When Someone Wins $3.5 Million on a Single Roulette Spin


The Epic Kanye West Soap Opera w/ Bryan Cranston, Jessica Biel & Giovanni Ribisi Exceeds Our Wildest Dreams


22 Hilarious Stories About People Who Tried Their Fetish and Had it Go Horribly Wrong


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This one is definitely inappropriate. So, if you don't want to read these, this is your warning.



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The Chargers Retrace Their Steps after Getting Grilled for New Logo on Twitter, Change Colors, Only End up Getting Roasted with Newfound Passion


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To their credit they quite literally threw more wood in the fire, and managed to grow an already impressive display of organized, well-executed trolling. So, thank you to San Diego or wait, I guess Los Angeles. Thank you for keeping us entertained over here with what seems your inability to grasp the cold hard, ever present truth that we're gonna roast the shit out of you for whatever you do at this point.

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People In Happy Relationships Reveal Their Most Disliked Traits About Their Significant Others


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Damn, the truth really does hurt with some of these. Guess these secretive couples are happy for some very good reasons. The real question I have after reading through these, is how many of our emotionally unavailable truth tellers have disclosed their feelings here, back with their significant others. The 'happy' reality I'm thinking: slim to nill.

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Ben Affleck, Emma Stone, and Ryan Gosling Telling Embarrassing 'Mum' Stories Makes For High Quality Entertainment


Tom Selleck's Mustache Lends Serious Consideration Toward Running for Office, and Dude, I'm Down With This


You Think Your Day Was Bad? This Skier Started an Avalanche


So you missed your bus, at least you aren’t this skier who started an avalanche on Mt. St. Helens in Washington. Whoopsy doodles!

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If it hasn’t been your day, your week, or even your year, at least you didn’t start an avalanche. Take this knowledge and go forth into the world.

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Tagged: avalanche , snow , skiing

Living Legend Pulls off Absolutely Insane Golf Shot That Goes Down Stairs and Across 9 Pool Tables


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Tagged: golf , trick shot , amazing , Video , win

This Simple Intro Allegedly Gave This Guy 100% Success Rate In Terms of Getting Responses Back on Tinder


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This silvertongued wordsmith might be onto something grand with his 'innovative' Tinder introduction approach.

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Deadpool Just Launched an Oscar Campaign in the Best, Most Deadpool Way Possible


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Can we just give the bad-mouthed merc the big shiny golden trophy he so damn well deserves, and at the very least for his string of stellar performances amidst some pleasantly raunchy marketing campaigns. Speaking of which, let's take a quick trip down memory lane...

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Crazy Insecure Dude Messages Girl Demanding to Hear If He's Attractive, and Things Spiral out of Control Quickly


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How desperate can a bro get?

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Genius Behind Creating the Robot Who Only Speaks in GIFS Delivers on Promise In Amazing New Video


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This Guy Pouring Liquid Nitrogen on a Pepsi and Beating It With a Hammer is Pure Catharsis


Sometimes, you just want to see someone smash a Pepsi with a hammer. 

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The taste of a new generation, Pepsi, has long played second fiddle to Coke, which is far superior. But now soda #2 has something over big red: This video of someone covering a can of Pepsi in liquid nitrogen and smashing it with a hammer. 

Coming to you from science YouTuber MrGear, this video delivers as promised. MrGear pours liquid nitrogen on stuff, like berries and lettuce, and sees if it'll shatter in his hands. It's extremely cathartic.

 

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“All Star” By Smash Mouth Autotuned So All The Notes Are In “C” Is The Worst Song of the Year


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Do you hate yourself?

Perfect. Have I got the song for you. Then you have got to listen to this version of Smash Mouth’s immortal “All Star.” What’s so special about it? Well, all of the notes in the song are auto-tuned to C. This is a disorienting, terrifying, and maddening ride that will make your week very, very weird.

Prepare yourself for the worst song of the year.

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Vagina Necklaces Are a Thing and Due to High Demand They Just Broke an Etsy's Seller Shop


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Well, dip me in dog shit, that happened. If you told me I was going to happen upon news of a damn online Etsy's shop not only selling 'vagina' necklaces, but that said shop would also break due to high demand...I'd call ya crazy and drunk and disillusioned, and maybe all the above. But here we are. In the trenches of sexually-inspired artistic innovation. Potential Valentine's Day gift idea? Who knows dawg, who knows. At least we know this jewelry lends a whole new meaning to 'pussy magnet.'

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Woman Decides An Act of Trolling's Best Served Semi-Cold, Tricks Internet With 'Medium-Rare' Chicken Post


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Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.

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Other Sports Teams Are Seizin the Chance to Further Roast the San Diego Chargers New Logo on Twitter


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In case you missed the news , the San Diego Chargers are with San Diego no more, and officially movin onwards to Los Angeles. Best of all in this whole shitshow of a logo rehaul...the team retraced their steps after getting roasted seven ways from Sunday on Twitter. That hasn't stopped other teams from continuing to troll the ever livin' shit out of 'em. Phew.

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People Are Beside Themselves After What Was Easily the Luckiest Game Show Win We've Seen in Very Long Time


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This is most definitely the best 'pointless' answer to grace this gameshow yet.

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These Dads Have Taken Upon Themselves to Make Photobombing an Art, and It's Glorious


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