Friday, August 6, 2021

Customer "Wants One From The Back," It's The Same One


We've all fallen for this or pulled it off at least some time in our lives. When it comes to adjusting sound settings, putting up picture frames or putting salt in food, there's just something our dumb brains do that make us think something has actually changed when it totally hasn't. It's just never put as concisely as this. What can ya do.

Wheel Of Fortune Contestant Has Unshakable Confidence, Fails Miserably


I mean, can we all just take a moment to appreciate that truly heroic level of confidence? This guy left it all on the field. They really should've just given it to him. Like, come on. 

Giant Huntsman Spider Appears, Passengers Lose It


So, apparently these Giant Huntsman spiders are pretty common in Australia. If that isn't another solid reason to never venture out there, I don't know what is. The only real rational course of action from this point is to just torch that car. So much nope. 

People That Made Ridiculous Risky Decisions


Human beings have an uncanny knack for making terribly questionable decisions. Clearly, these people didn't put a whole lot of necessary thought into the actions that they were making, before they went ahead and did their dang thing. Hopefully a list like this serves as a wakeup call to walk through this life with just a little bit more prudence. 

Ridiculous and Intriguing Facts To Forget About Almost Instantly


Trivia-style facts are a great way to feel smarter for about 20 minutes. Then it all gets flushed down the same mind hole as "where you last parked" and "the name of the person you just met" but hey for the time being it's pretty cool. Here are some creepy science facts to feel weird about as well as some wholesome facts to counteract the bad ones.

Bad Life Pro Tips That Likely Won't Help


Always remember: just because someone is willing to offer advice, does not men that advice is good. It could just as well be some dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. We'd all like to be more successful, attractive and intelligent, but that actually requires work. Hilariously bad and dumb life pro tips to avoid aren't exactly helpful, but they're something.

Tech Support Employee Catches Helpdesk Scammer


We love us a good old fashioned tech support tale. Especially one like this right here, where the tech support employee manages to catch someone right in the middle of their silly antics. To have seen the look on this woman's face must've been something special. To keep the tech support tales going check out this story about the time that a man assumed that a literal fire was a feature of his computer until IT intervened.

Mom Thinks Husband's Watching TikTok For An Hour On Toilet, Seeks Advice


It sounds like this guy has gotten himself in a bit of a tight pinch. Basically, he is logging way too much time in the bathroom. Do we really want to know what's going on in there? Nope. But that didn't stop this mom from consulting the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community for advice on how to deal with the bathroom situation. Folks seem to be in agreement that she wasn't in the wrong for her thought process. 

Karen Furious For Not Being Seated At Closing Time, Entire Community Rallies Against Her


It's a pretty funny moment when someone can't put together the two-piece puzzle that's right in front of their eyes. It takes some serious mental contortion skills to have the thought of "why can't I go in at closing time, it couldn't possibly be me who is the problem" but hey, here we are. People care about their favorite local restaurants, and they calls 'em as they sees 'em. Here are some more wild moments of entitlement and a stable owner who decimated an influencer.

Parenting Memes For Those Whose Lives Are Over


In the time it's taken to look at a few relatable memes, the kids will have probably have found what's in your secret drawer or have climbed into a stranger's van on the loose promise of candy, so don't get distracted for too long. But if it seems like they're chill, here are some more parenting memes for the perpetually stressed and some dad memes for the dads out there.

Reasons People Quit Their Jobs On The Spot


Unfortunately, far too many of us have ended up finding ourselves miserably entrenched in a gig that we never suspected would end up being a literal waking nightmare. Sometimes, you miss the red flags during the job interview process. From there, it can be a very tough situation where you gain that hard earned wisdom. Maybe these people's stories about why they quit their jobs on the spot will make you feel better about your own low points throughout your professional life. 

Unreasonable Boss Threatens Deli Guy's Job, He Says "Okay"


It's not fun having a manager that demands you do the impossible. These "screw this, I quit" stories are a good reminder that more often than not, we don't actually have to put up with tyrant bosses, horrible coworkers and entitled customers. Sometimes the signs are there and a "screw this I'm out" moment is in order, as evidenced by these people who quit their jobs wit style.

Tumblr Thread Deconstructs Cinematic Masterpiece That Is Spy Kids 3


Alright, you know things are getting far out when the infamous Steve Buscemi rolls into the scene on a literal flying pig. Like, excuse me? There's no denying the fact that Spy Kids 3 was an absolute beautiful mess of a thing. Honestly, this thread just makes me want to watch the movie again. All those cameos were wild, man. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this quick Tumblr post about the remarkable coping skills that a mother provided her children.

Terrible Food And Drinks That People Don't Hate Enough


This is just the kind of AskReddit thread that might strike a nerve with some folks. The reality is that we all have strange tastes. You might like a certain food combination without ever realizing that it effortlessly makes someone else start nausea drooling out of their mouth the moment that they lay disgusted eyes on it. Speaking of cursed foods. Check out this post about viscerally cursed foods that don't belong in a gullet

Fishmonger Remix Is an Undeniable Banger


For some reason this guy selling one pound fish has robotically perfect tone. It's unclear if that makes selling fish any easier, but it certainly makes it more memorable. And in true internet fashion, someone thought, "this needs a beat." So the good word was spoken, and so it came to be. The one pound fish guy remix. Come on, ladies.