Thursday, March 3, 2022

Insane Sister-In-Law Steals $2k Camera, Family Takes Her Side, Woman Seeking to File Suit


A rebuked wife seeks compensation for her $2k camera after it went missing when her Sister-in-Law took it without her permission.

This wife, u/Central-Bank-4467, had to endure the loss of her camera that she uses for work after her entitled sister-in-law took it after being repeatedly told that she couldn't take it.

The capstone on the affair is that her husband allowed his sister to take the camera, despite knowing how irresponsible the sister was. He is suggesting to her that "[She] get a cheaper camera from Amazon for now till [she] can afford to buy a new one." 

The wife is also facing a lack of support from the rest of her husband's family, who seem determined to enable the sister-in-law's entitled behavior to continue. 

It does seem here like she would be better off being rid of the lot of them. No good can come from being involved with this mess of a family. 

For more terrible in-laws, check out this entitled mother-in-law who was caught snooping via an improvised glitter-bomb.

20 People Share the Secret That Their Partner Doesn't Know


People have taken to this trending thread to share the things that they are hiding from their significant other, and the answers are far more wholesome than you might expect. 

I suppose we all have little secrets, those little things, those little white lies that we hide from the ones we love to improve their quality of life. For instance, my partner has no idea that I am a sleeper agent that was hired and trained by Treadstone for the sole purpose of killing Jason Bourne. You know, little things like that. You have to keep the magic alive somehow. 

Not all of us are cheating and having secret love affairs behind our partner's backs; some of us just like to rub their back while they are sleeping or ensure that they get the better slice of cake. There's a simple pleasure to ensuring that your better half gets "The better half of life." as commenter PhillyThompson puts it. 

Author Tweets His Humorous Trip To His Colonoscopy With Dr. Flemjeans


There comes a day in any responsible grown up's life when you realize that you're gonna have to schedule a colonoscopy. It's understandable why the procedure is so widely resisted, but from what we've heard, the camera itself is pretty small. It's not just a Go Pro duct taped to a rake.

@SunshineJarboly went and did the adult thing by scheduling a colonoscopy, but what he didn't account for was the appearance of the quizzically named "Dr. Flemjeans." No, it's not exactly normal to have a name that sounds like sneezed-in pants, and that was a cause for alarm in the mind of our protagonist.

The possibilities seemed endless in the mind of this writer, to the point that he was seriously wondering if a colonoscopic misstep could send him to the hospital, needing the jaws of life on the promise that he could one day poop again. At least, by the end of this whole venture, the guy seemed proud of himself.

For another intriguing set of tweets about interestingly named doctors, here's the thread on Dr. Royal H Burpee, the actually real inventor of burpees.

Questionable Parenting Trends That People Are Sick Of


As much as we'd love to have the end-all-be-all answer to parenting, it's a lot easier to point out the problems with everyone else's terrible children than it is to actually parent their terrible children. That said, we've all seen some totally non-functioning parenting techniques, like giving a toddler an iPad to shut up, seeing an otherwise developmentally standard 4-year-old in diapers, and parents who don't want to teach their kids the word "no."

It seems like it'll all lead to a world of entitled Karens and anxiety riddled nincompoops named Jamie Lannister. But at the same time, it's not your job to parent other people's kids. Those parents are free to mess them up as horribly as possible as long as what they're doing isn't illegal.

Many of us probably pine for a time when we got to sit in the woods with a stick and a rock rather than go to leadership camp, cello lessons, and interpretive hip-hop dance as a ten-year old. But that's not what everyone thinks, so there's not much wiggle room.

Just please, dear God don't shame your kids on social media. We know that kids are dumb but yikes.

No-Sugar Helicopter Mom Demands Parents Punish Their Child For Giving Her Son Cake


Everyone has the freedom to raise their kids the way they want. Whether or not they end up completely screwed up is unfortunately the kid's problem. If it's not illegal, you can do pretty much whatever. You can raise your kid to think that they're literally chosen by the universe to bring upon the end times. You probably shouldn't do that, but if you feed them regularly, the rest is mostly up to you.

Speaking of feeding your kids, this mom has decided for her child, and therefore everyone around her, that her child cannot know what sugar tastes like. At heart it's a noble goal. Sugar is pretty bad for you. But at the same time, sugar is everywhere, especially at a child's birthday party. And giving your own kid completely unreasonable expectations to live by is bound to put them in a precarious situation.

This mom felt that it was her friend's responsibility to make sure no cake entered her kid's mouth. To the point that she feels the birthday boy needs punishment. Sounds like a fun mom.

For an extreme example of strange parenting expectations, here's the entitled mom who stole her children's birthdays for years.

Deranged Husband Roasted After He Secretly Records His Wife and Her Friends at "Girls Night In"


A wife has revealed her husband's betrayal to her friends after she caught him secretly recording their conversations during a girl's night in.

The husband became incensed over his wife's revelation and claimed that his wife "Should've let him join [them] if [they] had nothing to hide." She has now taken to the r/AmItheAsshole subreddit to appeal to outside opinion and see if she is somehow in the wrong in ways that she doesn't yet realize.

u/WeekThrowRA309 was looking to have an evening with just her and her friends, so she asked her husband if it would be alright to have a "girl's night in" at their place. He initially suggested that they get a hotel to hold the event before begrudgingly agreeing that they could hold it at their house as long as he could attend.

That in itself is a little bit weird. There shouldn't be any reason why any member of the relationship cannot host their friends at the house whenever they want. Barring something reasonable like having work or an important meeting early the following day, that is.

 His subsequent actions show what a walking red flag he is, and we tend to agree with commenters that she is better off without him.

Skulls Appear in a Woman's New Backyard During a Rainstorm, TikTok Finds Previous Owners of the House and Uncovers the Truth


She had just signed the lease to the house and then it rains and skulls start popping out of the ground?? The poor woman was not expecting that.