Sunday, December 31, 2017

Woman Tweets Brutal Revenge Story About Her Terrible Ex-Boyfriend


Terrible boyfriend learns a brutal lesson on why you should listen to your girlfriend.

This might very well go down as the greatest Shakespearean revenge saga of our time. We're just back here, grateful that Sarah decided to take to Twitter to share her hilarious tale of why you should ALWAYS listen to your girlfriend. It's pretty much undeniable that the boyfriend here learned his lesson in the harshest, most brutal manner possible. 

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Guy's Thirsty Ex-Girlfriend Harasses Him For a Hookup and Won't Take No For an Answer


Guy's Thirsty Ex-Girlfriend Harasses Him For a Hookup and Won't Take No For an Answer

This dude's thirsty ex wouldn't accept that he just wasn't interested in getting back together for a hookup. Normally we see these conversations going the other way, so this is a nice change. 

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People Share The Worst Christmas Presents They've Ever Received


People share the worst christmas presents they've ever received on Askreddit thread.

The entertainment we derived from these holiday "gifts" is a treasure of the keeping in and of itself. Seriously, we're not sure if the gift-givers were straight up trolling; or genuinely devoid of creativity and/or hearts altogether. 

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20 More Idiots Who Need to Quit Their Bullsh*t


More Idiots Who Need to Quit Their Bullsh*t

A continuation of yesterday's list.

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Blinking White Guy From 2017's Most Iconic Meme Amazes Twitter By Existing IRL


Blinking White Guy meme ends up inspiring the guy to surface in real life, which shocks everyone on Twitter.

The "Blinking White Guy" meme took on a life of his own this year. It's equivalent to being shocked, surprised, and also effortlessly helpful in tossing people passive aggressive shade from the Twitter handle. Did you ever stop to dwell on the iconic man behind the meme? Well, here he is in all of his glory. You better believe Twitter has some feelings about the matter. 2017 just got a whole lot better, indeed! 

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31 Hilarious Comics That Will Make You Embrace Your Existential Dread


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Owlturd Comix is brilliant at making you look at creeping existential dread in a humorous light. 

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These Are The Worst And Most Hilarious Cheating Stories From 2017


Collection of the craziest cheating/breakup stories on social media from the year 2017.

As people's lives become all the more obsessively intertwined with social media, cheaters are finding it harder and harder to get away with their actions. These stories where social media ultimately spotlighted cheaters trying to get away with their bullsh*t will leave you thankful your not a part of any of this madness. 

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Creepy Guy Loses All Sense of Reality After Girl Rejects Him


Creepy Guy Loses All Sense of Reality After Girl Rejects Him

We're at a loss of words over this guy's gall. 

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10 Times 2017 Was A FAIL-Themed Disaster


Collection of times that the year 2017 was a complete disaster.

As the world continues to grow and (d)evolve, we're left with a steady assembly line of unforgettable, cringeworthy, occasionally awe-inspiring fails. This year we saw even more madness than normal. Anyone out there at an all-time low when it comes to their faith in humanity, or what?

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Grandma's Sweet Introduction Text To Grandson's Girlfriend Escalates Quickly


Texting conversation between a grandma and her grandson's girlfriend escalates quickly with eccentric text.

You've gotta love these unexpected, hilariously awkward little gems that are bound to pop up between an eccentric, loving grandmother and the poor 'ol grandson/granddaughter's significant other. In grandma's defense, she clearly took a liking to her grandson's girlfriend, and is only promoting awareness of her health!

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Doggo Gets Mercilessly Trolled By Memes After Making Terrible Mistake


Dog gets trolled by memes after making a hilarious mistake on Twitter.

Miscalculated that jump by just a little bit there, dawg! Better luck next time! Life can be ruff after all. 

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Girl's Request For 'Terry Crews' Debit Card is Denied, the Man Himself Pulls Through


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What do you do if your bank declines your custom debit card request on the grounds that you need a celebrities permission? Take to social media of course!

These days anyone is just a few key presses away and, if your target is as wholesome as Terry Crews, it might just work out in your favor.

All evidence we've seen points to the fact that Terry Crews is the kinda guy you'd want to grab a beer with and this is no exception. 

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Saturday, December 30, 2017

14 Babysitters Who Sent Parents Utterly Insane Text Messages


Collection of crazy text messages that babysitters sent parents.

These babysitters are off their rocker, or just ridiculously bored. You be the judge!

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35 Hilarious Headstones and Amusing Epitaphs From People Who Were Too Witty For This Earth


Hilarious Headstones and Amusing Epitaphs From People Who Were Too Witty For This Earth

These people are probably laughing it up in the afterlife right now after pulling a fast one on death itself. 

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25 Times The Sims Was A Demented, Dark-Humored Masterpiece


Collection of times that The Sims video game was a dark-humored masterpiece.

We can ALWAYS count on The Sims players to leave us utterly bewildered, if not traumatized, when it comes to creating hellish scenarios in an otherwise 'innocent' video game. These morbid geniuses took dark humor to new and alarming heights. 

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32 Hilarious Texts From Ex's That Will Make You Shudder


Hilarious Texts From Ex's That Will Make You Shudder

These ex's aren't getting along and they might just remind you of people from YOUR past. 

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Horrific First Date Ends In Woman Destroying Millionaire's Mansion


Terrible first date ends in a woman tearing down two Andy Warhol paintings, destroying a couple sculptures in a millionaire's mansion.

You could rightfully say that this first date escalated quickly, ultimately amounting to disturbingly pricey levels of destruction. I guess this one probably isn't going to work out...

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19 Moments That Will Make You Cringe So Hard You'll Cry


Moments That Will Make You Cringe So Hard You'll Cry

At some point in these people's lives they made some kind of grievous error in judgement that led them to these cringe-fueled moments. Don't be like these people and second guess yourself before doing sh*t like this. 

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Tagged: wtf , cringe , failbook , idiots

Mariah Carey Responds To Ryan Seacrest On When It's Okay To Take Down Christmas Tree


Mariah Carey issues a ridiculous order on Twitter over when it's okay to take down that Christmas tree.

The Queen of Christmas has spoken. Yes, when Ryan Seacrest took to Twitter to ask the world when it's appropriate to take down that Christmas tree, he should've known that Mariah Carey would step up to the plate and offer her undeniably authentic opinion. Do you guys agree, or is Carey getting a bit carried away on this one?

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24 Ridiculous Moments From the Wild World of Tumblr


Ridiculous Moments From the Wild World of Tumblr

Tumblr can be a massive cesspool at times, but it does churn out a fair amount of fascinating conversations.  

Let's take a ride on Tumblr's magic school bus. 

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Funny Toilets That Ended Up Looking Like Art


Collection of funny toilet pictures that ended up looking more like art than vandalism.

These left us wondering at what point does vandalism ultimately become ART?

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Guy Uses Cats To Troll An Idiotic Scammer Perfectly


Guy trolls a scammer in absolutely glorious fashion.

Every now and again one of our users will step up to the plate and offer us some pure, self-curated content GOLD. This right here can only accurately be describe as a masterful work of art. Soon as he detects that things are more than a bit awry with the 'customer', he proceeds to take them on a wild and unforgettable ride that results in the scammer getting scammed; so, the exact kind of scenario we live for back over here at Fail Blog. Sit back, and enjoy, guys. 

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50 Hilariously Dark and Absurd Comics From the Top New Web Comic of 2017


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New web comic strip Hot Paper Comics is one of our favorite new comic strips of the year.

The artists taste for dark absurdity pushes all the right buttons for us.

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19 People Who Are Unbelievably Stupid


People Who Are Unbelievably Stupid

These people are so freaking stupid.

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Friday, December 29, 2017

Girl Trying To Use Hoverboard GONE WRONG


This poor girl's attempt at trying out the new hoverboard was clearly destined for disaster. 

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Ruthless Woman Trolls the Shit out Of Facebook Scammer With Her Own Fake Identity


Woman with her own fake identity trolls the crap out of a Facebook scammer, and it's amazing.

Let's get a round of applause for the best case of trolling we've seen in a long time. Nothing quite warms our hearts like the scammer getting rightfully scammed. What a savage. 

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