The journey that one takes to learn how to speak seven languages can't be an easy one. But there he is. The Viggo Mortensen, just doing his thing. He can also speak some Elvish.
Friday, October 1, 2021
Important Tips To Help Get A Leg Up On Life
We're all doing the best we can to not completely wipe out and fail miserably at a moment's notice. Unfortunately, sometimes we only end up gaining that hard-earned wisdom through moments of complete and utter failure. Maybe these tips will help you avoid your next potential catastrophe. At the very least, they're worth a look-see.
Karl Urban's Infamous Prank On Viggo Mortensen
Let's be real on this one: farming goats absolutely sounds like something that Viggo Mortensen could get down with.
Real Jump Scares That Happen In Everyday Life
The fact of the matter is that it's hardwired in our human brains to hate being jump scared. This AskReddit thread pays homage to those moments that have happened in everyday life that are straight up terrible jump scares. Maybe this'll bring back memories of your own, where your heart leapt right out of your chest and you were completely beside yourself with genuine shock.
Literally Accurate Moments So Funny They Figuratively Hurt
Does taking things extremely literally make us seem smart? Maybe in the right company. Some people can't handle the technical truth. They say it's "confusing" and "the dumbest thing they've ever seen." What they fail to understand is that it takes the right kind of dumb to seem clever. Most of us can enjoy highly literal moments of technical accuracy.
Funny Signs Kids Are Dumb As Heck
There are a whole lot of signs that kids are dumber than bushels of hammers. Most of us having been kids, it should be no surprise why they're dumb. But at the same time, it sure is a weird reminder of I time back when we used to think car blinkers were magic turn predictors. Kids are so dumb and weird they're almost a different species.
Twitter Thread On An Infamously Clueless Intern
It's honestly amazing how some people are able to land themselves the jobs that they do. It sounds like this dude is in dire need of some kind of instruction manual on how to life properly. He'd probably be a wildly fun and amusing individual to work with.
Woman Expects Five Free Hours Of Parking, Gets Rejected, Calls The Police
Man oh man, this has to be one of the more unbelievable scenarios involving a delusional, wildly entitled person that we've come across. This woman honestly expected a free handout in the form of five free hours of parking. As you might expect, she was swiftly rejected. Then though, then, she proceeds to call the police. She was really her own worst enemy.
Ex-Boyfriend Takes Advantage Of Lease, Proceeds To Get Reported To Landlord
People can get particularly nasty during the fallout from a breakup. It sounds like this particular ex-boyfriend was all kinds of out of line. He basically had a group of people paying his way, and was having his ex go ahead and make full payments on the rent. Well, let's just say that things didn't end up working out too well for him. Queue the petty revenge.
Boss Demands Employee Take Part In Company Kart Race, Malicious Compliance Ensues
It sounds like this boss had all kinds of Ricky Bobby-inspired illusions of grandeur. Basically, he'd force all of his employees to pull up for this company spirit building activity, where they'd hop in some go karts and then be defeated by their boss on the track. Well, the boss definitely underestimated their new hire. It sounds like after the malicious compliance was successfully executed, that the employee got themselves off the hook for future mandatory kart race attendance.
People's Hot Takes On Crimes Against Food
There are certain food combinations that immediately make the stomach grumpy just even thinking about it. Apparently, there are some wild folks out there that are rocking their pasta dishes with ketchup and mayo. Like, excuse me? What is this? I get that sometimes you've got to make do with what you have when the finances are tight, but please, do what you can to steer clear of ketchup pasta. There has to be another way. Check out some more cursed foods right from the jowls of heck over here.
Man Makes Bread From 4,500 Year Old Yeast Sample
An amateur gastroegyptologist by the name of Seamus Blackley stumbled upon what he definitely hopes are isolated strains of yeast that came off 4,500 year old Egyptian pots. Naturally, he figured that it'd be cool to make some bread out of it. Seems like a pretty awesome use of one's time. Apparently the aroma that came from the bread was otherworldly as well.
Spiteful Brother Schedules His 'Shotgun' Wedding On the Same Date As His Sister's Wedding
Man, this family sucks. Hard core. Sounds like a really toxic group to be a part of. There is no part of them that should even consider asking this sister to reschedule her wedding when she has had the date saved for two years. Suddenly, her entitled brother just gets to come in and schedule his date over the top of it.
Carnivore Family Member Refuses To Attend Vegan Wedding, Bride Consults Reddit
This isn't the first time that we've seen dramatics break out over meat vs. vegetarian dishes, and we're sure it won't be the last time. This bride decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to determine whether or not she was in the wrong for not pressuring a carnivorous family member to come to her vegan wedding. You can probably imagine where the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves.
Indoor Fireworks Prove To Be A Bad Idea Once Again
Here we have a wedding being interrupted by a surprise fire, thanks to some well-placed fireworks. One would think people would stop putting fireworks inside given all the fires they start, even when they're outside, but naturally, people are undeterred by those inconvenient facts. Why do people keep doing this?
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