Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Not Impressed With Your Drinking Habits




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Tagged: drunk , Cats , sleeping , funny , g rated



That One's Going to be Hard to Cover Up

Take That, Dad Jokes!

This Barber Knows How to Give the Customers What They Want

So That's Where the Song Came From

An Angry UPS Driver Marks His Territory During a Delivery Route

She'll Think It's Hilarious!

ZZ Top Is Still Around?




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Tagged: wtf , zz top , shark , funny , failbook , g rated



How You Know Your Shoes Are Too Tight

Presenting the World's Angriest Seahawks Fan During "That One Moment" of the Big Game

He's More Useful Than Some of the People Around Here

You Pushed That Out?!




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Tagged: baby , eww , pregnant , huge , funny , failbook



Let's Have a Drunk Mom Ride This Skateboard, What Could Go Wrong?








Warning: Language in this video.




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The Man Trap




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Tagged: beer , men , trap , funny , after 12 , g rated



Sometimes It's the Parents Who Need to Learn How to Follow Directions




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Animal of the Day: Jimmy the Groundhog Bites Mayor’s Ear in Wisconsin








Much of the country was experiencing biting cold on Monday, but the mayor of Sun Prairie, Wisconsin was dealing with a biting groundhog.


Jimmy was having none of this “Groundhog Day” tomfoolery, and he took things into his own hands (or teeth for that matter).


During the ceremony on Monday to find out if we were going to get 6 more weeks or Winter, Mayor Jonathan Freund leaned in close to hear what the little guy had to say.


Big mistake.


Freund apparently also made a mistake with the prediction, announcing that there would be an early Spring while one of Jimmy’s caretakers argued that this had been misinterpreted.


And the city was forced to issue a statement on the whole debacle:



While tradition holds that only the mayor can translate Jimmy’s prediction and that a clear sky generally means Jimmy sees his shadow and that winter will go on for six more weeks, the mayor’s translation this morning was clearly for an early spring. The break with tradition is unusual, but not unprecedented.



I bet the mayor wishes this was one day he could do all over again.




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So That's Why I Have to Pee So Much




budweiser is the king of pee


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Tagged: beer , pee , budweiser , funny , g rated



Step Up Your Snowman Game




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Security is a Little Lax Around Here

That Moist Aroma




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5 Mistakes to Avoid When You're Proposing




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Proposing to your (hopefully) soon to be spouse can be one of the most nerve-wracking moments of your life. So here's a bit of advice to help make it go smoothly.




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Netflix Needs Some Sensitivity Training

Get it Together, Baby




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Why Didn't My School Have This?




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