Monday, April 6, 2020

Bride Won't Cancel Wedding, Tells Guests To Take Ubers


This bride is on one. Seriously. It looks like she's refusing to cancel the wedding in light of the worldwide pandemic that is the Coronavirus. On top of that, she asks guests to take Ubers, so that they can avoid the "quarantine police." Can't make this up. 

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Text - r/weddingshaming u/auroratudor • 7d • i.redd.it + JOIN My sister was supposed to go to a wedding this weekend. She's been waiting to hear it's canceled, but the couple is going ahead. This is what the venue had to say yesterday (3/16) evening. To address folks and weddings. We are going to continue having our weddings. We are going to move forward. Every weekend is booked and we cannot reschedule. We have handwashing areas. Bring hand sanitizer if you are worried. There have only been 69

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Text - use some common sense folks. If you are sick, then stay home. If you are healthy, attend the wedding. Just be smart folks! Be wise. Take time to actually learn about this virus. This has been around for many years. I, truly feel this is another political tactic with the media. (My opinion). Also, we have taken action and have washed and wiped every area down that we possibly can with soap and bleach, and antiseptic. We are doing all we can to keep our areas clean. Thank you Soo very much!

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Text - thebiggestleaf • 7d >"Take time to actually learn about this virus." >immediately follows it up with an incorrect statement >follows that up with a personal opinion The fucking irony.

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Text - kayteeqs • 7d Yeah ... I wouldn't go because the individual is clearly insane if she actually believes that a killer pandemic that is tanking the world's economy is just a "political tactic". Not everywhere is having an election and we're still totally screwed where we are!

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9-Year-Old Tries To Buy A Pint


Kid's actually a couple hundred years old. Maybe even older than that. Nobody knows. 

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A Fox Running Off With a Phone


This fox decided to be a fox and make off with a phone while it was recording. It made for an intriguing chase scene from the fox's perspective. If we didn't know any better, that fox is cackling about its new phone.

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Tagged: adorable , fox , cute , lol , funny , Video , animals

Young Vin Diesel Passionately Describes Street Sharks Toys


This wonderful clip from 1994 has made the round many a time. It's no surprise. We get to watch an amped up Vin Diesel talk about his passion for the Street Sharks Toys. Apparently, the leather vest had to be there as well. Right on, Vin. 

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Toddler Leaves Unwanted Artwork On Car, Detailer Restores Faith In Humanity


What a wonderfully wholesome turn of events. Sometimes human beings tap into the element of surprise, and put some welcomed goodness back into the universe. This appears to be one of those times. 

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Text - 7:34 all 81% Posts Cheers and Jeers Conversation Starter • 2 hrs Cheers to the lovely artwork left on my car by the cute little toddler next door. As much as l'd love to keep it, I think it would have been better to have drawn a picture using markers and paper and I would have proudly hung it on my refrigerator. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to buff out her masterpiece, so cheers to a detailer who can buff out scratches and leave my car looking good as new! Write a comment.. (GIF)

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Text - 7:35 O NO 1 81% E Replies if you take it to sto get it out then bring it to me at I'll clean and detail for you on the house! we need more ppl like you thanks for not causing a scene and making this situation into a jeer! Let's stay positive 35 1h Love Reply thank you!!! Y'all have made my day!! 38m Like Reply no prob!!! Thank you hope to see you soon 38m Like Reply will you be there tomorrow? I'm going to see in the morning, then a 10 am appointment to get a window tinted, I could come b

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Husband's Spouse Introduces Points System For Chores, He Plays It


This husband knew just what to do when it came to beating the newly instituted points system. The dog must've been stoked about all those walks too. 

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Text - TIFU by instituting a "point system" for my spouse to try to get housework done Mandatory the FU happened yesterday but I'm suffering the consequences today. Some background, my husband is a very active, go- nonstop kinda person so this whole staying home on the weekends thing is really tough for him. He's considered essential and is working long hours M-F and is thankful for that, but gets pretty depressed being inside all day Sat and Sun.

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Text - Yesterday I had this brilliant idea to make a list of activities he could do to keep busy that would earn him "points" and a list of rewards he could redeem the points for. The things to earn points consisted of a blend of fun things like "Invent a new dish using items we have in the pantry", "Walk the dog" and "find your new favorite TV show". These were combined with more practical things like "Do a batch of laundry" or "Clean out your dresser". On the rewards part I put some small thin

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Text - The problem is there's only so much I could put on there that would be a reward for him that also allowed us to stay in the house and I needed more items. So, last minute, and this is where I effed up, I decided that one of the rewards is that he could have me do anything on the activities list if he redeemed double the points value. I made this little game in less than 15 minutes when he was taking a shower and didn't really put much thought into how it might be exploited. He gets the li

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Text - That brings us to today. I wake up and he immediately starts redeeming his points to have me do all the hard stuff. It's been six hours and Il've already cleaned out his dresser, done all the laundry, and walked the dog in the rain...twice. I've just now taken a break to write this. He still hasn't used all his points. TL;DR: I instituted a points system with rewards to keep my husband busy while also getting housework done. One of the rewards was to have me do anything on the list and I

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Random, Funny, And Weird Tumblr Moments


The Tumblr factory is always churning out fresh gems, and otherwise overlook theories on just about anything. Tumblr just manages to keep it absurd, and unpredictable. We're all for it. These random, funny, and bizarre nuggets of comedy gold definitely delivered. 

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Brilliant, Horrible, Beautiful and Stupid Puns


We're still not sure if we love or hate puns. We'll enjoy a few and then we'll see one that just makes us mad. Yet, even though we find ourselves hating puns for a while, we always come crawling back to them, seeking puns to fill the pun void.

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Product - Cargo space? Puntubonline Car no do that. Car no fly Pun hub

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Text - What did the ocean say to the other ocean sea u later Nothing they just waved Did you sea what I did there shore sea what i did there?? Stop being a beach and stealing my jokes water u saying? Listen here, you little shit

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Space bar - WHERE DO ASTRONAUTS HANG OUT? Q20

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Cartoon - "Terry? That's a GIRLS name!" You have died oF dissing Terry

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Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish 5:41 PM 3/29/20 Twitter for iPhone 11.3K Retweets 95.2K Likes Robot_Rebel @TheRobot Rebel · 3h Replying to @goodbeanalt We just say the 't' in a very high pitch that Americans cannot hear 3 2717 O 1,069 Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel · 3h After the incident in Boston, we always hide our t's O 29 L796 O 3,120

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Grass family - THIS FARMER ISNT JUST GOOD AT HIS JOB HES OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD EATLIVER.COM

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Text - Bruh, you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?

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Cartoon - Alfred, please fill up the bathtub. What's a "htub", sir?

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Heat - Hottest post on the internet today!

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Signage - SUGAR 44 CABARET SORRY WE RE CLOTHED EARGIO STRW

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Astronomy - NASA Data Shows Something Leaking Out of Uranus After revisiting 34-year-old data. NASA made a shocking discovery: Uranus is leaking its gassy atmosphere out into space. F Futurism - 2 days ago

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Bag - Dad: Do you need to go potty? Toddler: No l'll just...

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Food - A slice of apple pie costs $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.50 in the Bahamas... These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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