Monday, April 6, 2020

Brilliant, Horrible, Beautiful and Stupid Puns


We're still not sure if we love or hate puns. We'll enjoy a few and then we'll see one that just makes us mad. Yet, even though we find ourselves hating puns for a while, we always come crawling back to them, seeking puns to fill the pun void.

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Product - Cargo space? Puntubonline Car no do that. Car no fly Pun hub

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Text - What did the ocean say to the other ocean sea u later Nothing they just waved Did you sea what I did there shore sea what i did there?? Stop being a beach and stealing my jokes water u saying? Listen here, you little shit

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Product - Trash stay Trash go Bin stay

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Adaptation - froody all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives wIThekighthhue.com froody thisisbigaudiodynamite shes shfhhdshfbhdvnj ji thisisbigaudiodynamite self conches

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Space bar - WHERE DO ASTRONAUTS HANG OUT? Q20

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Cartoon - "Terry? That's a GIRLS name!" You have died oF dissing Terry

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Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish 5:41 PM 3/29/20 Twitter for iPhone 11.3K Retweets 95.2K Likes Robot_Rebel @TheRobot Rebel · 3h Replying to @goodbeanalt We just say the 't' in a very high pitch that Americans cannot hear 3 2717 O 1,069 Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel · 3h After the incident in Boston, we always hide our t's O 29 L796 O 3,120

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Text - Caught a picture of this beautiful Flamingo!

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Yellow - Quentin Quarentino

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Sun bear - Government: Work from home Bear Grylls: made with mematic

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Jeans - woman stand woman go 21 man stand

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Text - Wanna hear a pickup line Yea sure Are you a hen because you are eggsactly what I'm looking for Dec 3, 2016, 10:08 PM Well i'd consider myself more an egg, cause im looking to get laid Sent What

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Grass family - THIS FARMER ISNT JUST GOOD AT HIS JOB HES OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD EATLIVER.COM

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Text - Bruh, you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?

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Cartoon - Alfred, please fill up the bathtub. What's a "htub", sir?

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Heat - Hottest post on the internet today!

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Signage - SUGAR 44 CABARET SORRY WE RE CLOTHED EARGIO STRW

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Astronomy - NASA Data Shows Something Leaking Out of Uranus After revisiting 34-year-old data. NASA made a shocking discovery: Uranus is leaking its gassy atmosphere out into space. F Futurism - 2 days ago

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Formal wear - Now I will disappear on the count of 3 Uno Dos "poo gPantiutOniine He disappeared without a tres Pun hub & reddit

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Text - My dag nearly got evicted. I rnegotiate the terms of his Leash.

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Bag - Dad: Do you need to go potty? Toddler: No l'll just...

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Photograph - 8:16 PM Tue Mar 10 * 56% Bedum TSSS

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Food - A slice of apple pie costs $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.50 in the Bahamas... These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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Water - Is this the real life? Is this just FANTA

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Text - -What are you doing? -you told me to satanize the house. -I SAID SANITIZE

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