Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Woman's Insightful Facebook Post On The College Admission's Scandal Goes Viral


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Everyone needs to read this woman's insightful Facebook post amidst the whole college admission's scandal dominating our news feeds. 

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Tumblr Thread Dissects the Sheer Insanity of Producing the Original Jurassic Park


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This one's for the dinosaur kids. This Tumblr thread goes into the gritty details of the lengths artists and scientists went to to make the amazingly realistic effects in Jurassic Park. Turns out the film leaves an incredibly interesting legacy. Pretty cool rigs, man.

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Shocked Football Player Makes Unintentional Miraculous No-Look Catch


Ryan Smith did not expect to catch this pass. He didn't even know the ball was in the air. It just kind of clicks in perfectly. It even takes a second for the announcers to realize he had no idea what was going on. Gotta love some unintentional serendipity.

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Car Wash Owner Deals Well-Worded Smackdown To Whiny Guy's BS Review


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Zachary needs to check himself. Also, let's all appreciate this: "you inspected your car with your mom." Try again, Zachary. Or just don't. Stop with the BS-riddled reviews once and for all. 

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Unbelievably Dumb Relationship Goals Video Gets Roasted On Twitter


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This "relationship goals" video is anything but goals. Naturally, people on Twitter were ready to step up and roast the mess to oblivion. Thank goodness. Relationship seems like it might be just a little off...

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Tommy Chong Gets Blasted By A Dank Bowl Of Reddit's Potent Roasts


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The legend Tommy Chong submitted himself to the Reddit Roast Me section, and the results are hilarious enough to get you high on life. Maybe. That or you'll get tired of what seems to be a strong presence of old man jokes. We hope he enjoyed this roasting as much as the rest of the internet did! 

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25 Obscure Conspiracy Theories That People Personally Believe In


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In a world with well-known dumbass conspiracies like flat earth "theory" and the anti-vaxx movement, mention of conspiracies can be a bit stressful. Some of them are smaller, more specific, and personal. And while many are sort of silly, the more you think about them, the more believable they seem...

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A Lying Privileged Millennial Gets Called Out In Four Tweets


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He couldn't keep track of all the handouts! Sit back and enjoy an act involving a big 'ol clown getting called out on Twitter, in four satisfying tweets. 

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Parking Enforcement Bully Gets Her Car Clamped For Targeting Disabled Man


This neighbor is the hero the world needs and deserves. This is too satisfying for its own good. 

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32 Insane Thrift Shop Finds That Put the Ill in GoodWill


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One person's trash is another person's more interesting trash. People everywhere are sifting through piles of clothes and ceramic statuettes just to find freaky gems like these. If you wanna see more strange stuff, then here are 37 fantastically weird thrift store finds that will leave you with questions.

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Enraged Woman Threatens To Shoot Guys For Flying Paramotors


"How about if I come sh*t in your backyard?" Just a little bit of an overreaction there. 

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Cruel Aunt Gets Her Just Deserts In A Saintly Dad's Heroic Revenge


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Jerk Aunt had it coming! This dad is a SAINT. What a satisfying read of sustained heroism. And for the cruel and selfish Aunt to get it in the end is the icing on this cake. 

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Fake Colonel Goes Into A Recruiting Office Looking For A Free Ride


"I can't walk far distances in them boots" Uh, and you're out here saying that you're infantry. Might want to work on this ridiculously unbelievable little pitch....

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10+ Criminally Stupid Times People Outed Themselves To The Police


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These criminals went full stupid. It's almost like some part of them wanted to get arrested. We'd speculate further on what they could've been thinking, but it seems glaringly evident that there is a serious lack of brain activity. If you're looking for more police-fueled drama fails, check out 20+ times police officers accidentally grabbed the wrong person.  

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29 Spicy Times Siri's Wit Was Superhumanly Sassy


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Artificial Intelligence is becoming a bigger part of our lives, and who would suspect that it would be witty? There are worse ways for AI to surprise us, like the time people's Alexas started laughing hysterically at them or this Roomba pooptastrophe. Anyway, here's Siri being funnier than you'd expect.

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Insane Footage Of Rooftop Swimming Pool Emptying During Quake In Manilla


Check out the insane video footage that's surfaced from an earthquake in Manila, the Philippines. Yikes! Would not want to be in that swimming pool when this went down...

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Parents on Twitter Are Not Happy Having Their Kids at Home for Spring Break


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School is important to develop a child's mind, but more importantly it keeps them out of the house for most of the day. Grade-school aged kids rejoice for a week off while their parents struggle over having to spend time with their offspring. For some reflections on the pitfalls of family life, check out these 30 funny marriage tweets to let you know you're not alone.

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27 Fascinating Reasons People Rejected New Technology


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Throughout history, people have been afraid of new developments, usually leaning on the idea that it will make you lazy, rot your brain or corrupt the youth. Socrates was famously against the written word because he thought writing things down would ruin people's memory and make them dumb. This askreddit thread asked older people who the "I don't use computers" people of their time were, and the results were incredible. For one reason or another, there have been people who reject new technology that has since become commonplace, and frankly weird to not have.

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Twitter Roasts Fan's Massive Head Blocking The Camera In Maple Leaf-Bruins Game


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MOVE THAT HEAD! That being said, what a game the world got to see between the Boston Bruins and the Toronto Maple Leafs. It was a bit of a nail-biter till the bitter end, when the Bruins managed to pull off a victory, to bring the series back home to Boston for a grand game seven. 

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Voice Actor Uses Her Mad Skills To Get Back At Scammer


"If you are an idiot press 5!"

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