Sunday, February 5, 2017
Mourners Around the Nation Hold Vigils for the Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre, The Fake Tragedy Kellyanne Conway Made Up
We are Bowling Green.
We as a nation are united with the victims of horrific attack on Bowling Green, KY at which the infamous Massacre that Kellyanne Conway made up took place.
During an interview with MSNBC last week, Kellyanne Conway reminded us of the horrific Bowling Green Massacre, a tragedy you don’t know about because it “wasn’t reported on” and also never happened.
Over the weekend, a nation still reeling from the loss of literally no one banded together to remember those that were never forgotten because they don’t exist. For one night, we, the United States of America were all Bowling Green. To the victims: We will not remember you. To the families: You are in our thoughts and prayers.
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Feast Your Eyes Upon 5 Ridiculously Raunchy Super Bowl Commercials
The Super Bowl sets the stage for hugely funded, often sexualized commercials with companies spending millions and then some for control of the mic for a sweet, fleeting 30 seconds. These spots in particular resonated with us.
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Dude Takes Measly Shed and Turns It Into the Man Cave of Our Dreams
The only reasonable outcome here is that somebody up and jacks this dude's ridiculously epic shed. I'm so jealous it's sending literal shots of pain down my spine right now.
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Party's Over: This Paranoid Anchorman Just Decoded Emojis On TV and It's Definitely Not Embarrassing At All
Here’s my impression of teens: “I think that adults are stupid and don’t understand emojis. They’ll never figure out that I’m using illegal drugs!”
Well, guess what, teens, we’re on to you. Because this Seattle Fox correspondent has cracked the code on your emoji drug operation. Call this video the Rosetta Stone because we know what you mean when you send you flower emojis or eyeball emojis. It means drugs and sex, respectively.
That’s right. We know what’s going on. And don’t try to act like this guy has no idea what he’s talking about and is just kind of winging it on air. He’s a man in a suit. I think he and the cyber experts down at Crime Lab HQ know what’s up.
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CEO of Tinder Has An Impressively Bland Profile
The dude failed to capitalize on the fact that he created that crazy little thing called Tinder in such a way that he could be raaking it in right now; but hey, maybe when you've attained that level of success...the mere job title/verified status is all the sweet talk necessary for the right swipe.
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Turns Out Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds Totally Ruined Ryan Gosling's Big Moment
Save Some Time and Money Today With 41 Totally Legit Life Hacks
Almost nothing beats that revolutionary feeling you get when you discover something that comepletely changes the way you do something every day. When something comes along that changes your entire perspecitve of the world and takes away even that slightest bit of mundane repitition.
Well I guarantee you, these life hacks are neither of those things. These life hacks are so bad that, if you were to enact all of them, you would be reduced to a crying huddled mess in just days time.
So read on, and enjoy these abysmal life hacks.
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