Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Indianapolis Rapper Celebrates Bakery Reopening With Music Video


Now that's how you show love for your favorite bakery. 

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Speed Racer Being A Complete Sociopath


Man, all he seems to care about is winning. Given the circumstances and completely unconflicted grin at the end there, he's not gonna be swayed by any of those pointless notions of "decency" or "empathy."

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Heavy Machinery Making a Basket


"Nobody thought he could make it in the NBA, until they saw his sweet moves" - Air Bud Fifteen: Not even a dog anymore.

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Man Mistakes Mispronunciation For Lisp For Years


Just when we thought we'd seen it all, we come across this lovely TIFU that involves a dude learning that he in fact did not have a lisp, and was simply mispronouncing the letter "s." Honestly, we're just glad that he was able to make the realization while he's still got the rest of life ahead of him. Better to learn late than never. 

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Text - r/tifu Join u/sxmilliondollarman • 17h TIFU by thinking I had a lisp my whole life. I'm 38 M Ssssso, where do I ssstart? First obligatory this happened since forever ago to present, but have now had a crazy realization. My entire life l've been self conscious about speaking because of my "lisp".

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Text - When I was younger I was teased relentlessly. It doesn't help that my name ends in an "S" sound. By friends school mates, bullies, family, you name it. This has always made me feel self conscious. Thorough the years, I learned to work through it. As I got older, I wasn't teased as much since you know... Adulthood. Except for the immature stragglers. Now I know it didn't improve, I just masked it. So fast forward to today and I sent a VM though a text app. It was fairly long so after I sen

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Text - moment lol. Googled: How do you pronounce the letter S. And boom, there it is... I've been pronouncing it wrong my whole life. Basically, when you say an S, you curl the tongue and pass the air through the front teeth and tongue. Like a TH sound but the tongue tip is a bit farther back. I've been placing my tongue flat in my mouth and blowing air through the sides by my molars. So basically hissing.

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Text - F. M. L. Now l'm practicing proper tongue placement but damn muscle memory is strong. TL;DR I thought I had lisp my entire life and adjusted the way I spoke for years only to find out I was pronouncing the sound incorrectly. Edit: Thank you guys for your overwhelming support! I especially want to thank those that have reached out to offer the help andbguidance, it is very much appreciated and to those that have told me this post has helped them. You're welcome. Reading through these comme

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Text - Update on me: A few have asked if I still have trouble speaking in public. I actually overcame that fear and I am a corporate trainer for a very large multinational company that requires me to train multiple people. Sometime upwards of a hundred people with microphone and everything. Do not let little things hold you back. My experience as a young child is vastly different from mine as an adult.

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Tumblr Thread: What Exactly Han Solo Was Smuggling


With a lot of additions to the Star Wars universe, and the directive that Star Wars should be okay for kids, there was some internal confusion over what "spice" is or does. That is of course until a certain writer had a hilariously direct conversation with George Lucas. People have made some other very humorous and poignant observations on Star Wars, like how Darth Vader is so extra, or this Star Wars fan calling out people's complaints. And for good measure here's a twitter thread on how different Star Wars characters take their coffee.

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Text - vanyaliful S novasstillintheair Follow ... prokopetz Follow I know the Star Wars extended universe treats "spice" like it's this big scary drug, but I kind of like to imagine that it's basically just space weed, and the only reason Han got in trouble with the Imperials over Jabba's cargo is that he was evading import tariffs. alexanderrm Follow If we're just looking at mentions in the original trilogy, is there evidence it's even a drug and not something you put on bland food to make it t

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Text - prokopetz Follow I am fully prepared to believe that the infamous Han Solo ended up in a life-or-death vendetta with the most notorious crime lord in the galaxy because somebody didn't want to declare taxes on three thousand kilos of cilantro. pagannerd52 Follow Every who pays a certain amount of attention to Star Wars knows this story already, but I was lucky enough to hear it recounted first-hand last year, so l'm gonna give it yet another retelling.

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Text - So The Husband and I were at Sci-fi Weekender (a British based annual Sci-fi and Fantasy convention) last year, and one of the guests that year was Kevin J Anderson, one of the very notable Star Wars Expanded Universe writers. During one of the events, a quiet little interview in a cafe on the event site, he fielded a question from an audience member about what it was like to write for a franchise like Star Wars which often had lots of cooks working on one broth, and he had the following

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Text - which is where a lot of Spice comes from, these Spice Mines of Kessel, and I got to really describe the effects of this Spice, this terrible drug and the addiction and all this and before publication I get this call, I get this call from the lawyers, and they say "Kevin, you say in this story that Spice is a drug, you can't say that, you can't say that Spice is a drug", and I say "What? What do you mean it's not a drug, of course it's a drug", and they say "Han Solo used to smuggle Spice,

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Text - down, and they won't back down, and none of us will back down, and the book is very close to getting pulled, which I don't want because I worked hard on it and they don't want because they already paid me the advance, and eventually, with this great air of superiority they say "OK Kevin, we'll take this to the top. WE’LL TAKE THIS TO GEORGE". And they go to all this trouble, this was a long while ago when such things were not so easy to arrange, they go to all this trouble to set up a con

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Text - his new book that Spice is a drug, it's a food additive, tell him it's not a drug, George". And there's this long silence on the other end of the line and eventually George says "It is a drug, though. It's, it's a drug, it's a food-additive? What? Of course it a drug, it's space heroin, what else would it be? What?" And that was then end of that.“ #sw #although i do love the concept of cilantro smuggler han solo 52,693 notes

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Twitter Thread: Animator Calls Out Whiny Consumer


Some pretentious Twitter user thought they'd go ahead and issue a complaint about what looks like a completely acceptable Family Guy scene. So, an actual animator stepped in and shed some light on the realities of the industry. At one point, the animator points out that they're actually making someone else's art, when it comes to the animations that people see. 

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight Hello, Actual Animator here. Lets talk about this stupid shit right here. Tweet please look at this nightmarish family guy crowd shot 121 27 1,271 O 8,133 Do the animators even know how to draw characters from more advanced angles? 1 27 1 310

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight Primetime animation is quite possibly one of the most sterile fields of animation, and you can thank FG/ Other animated Family Sitcoms for pioneering that. Artists who work on these shows are incredibly limited in what they can, and cannot do; and that is by design. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight Deviation costs money, and when your deadlines for getting scenes animated and through the door is sometimes a week or less for multiple shots, you cannot afford to not adhere to such strict, limited, animation. Same goes for board as artists. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight It can be suffocating. you have a studio full of talented artists, animators, board artists who in their own right could produce content far better than what youre seeing on tv. the only barrier is executives not wanting to buy into new, exciting ideas because its a risk. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight So to keep your job, you just do as your told. A common myth about adult tv animation is that everyone on board is having a fun time. Most are not. Most of the time, working on shows like this isnt even something we are passionate about. Its just a job, and a paycheck. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - ll vodafone AU ? 9:31 pm O 86% Noogat @NoogatDelight But a downside to these kinds of productions is the consumers of this media suddenly turn into the most insufferable armchair critics in the world. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight doing things quickly and efficiently for the sake of deadlines and time is mistaken for lack of skill. Crowd shots are THE LITERAL WORST, and even then we arent in control of how theyre set up. Someone higher up calls out which incidentals to use, and place. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight Most of the time there are duplicates with minor deviations because, as stated before, major change means more money. which studios dont want to re-budget for. Animators just have to draw, place, etc what theyre told to do. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight past that, you literally do not want to draw the viewers eyes away from the action. People are notoriously bad at paying attention. If u have some incidental doing something wacky or looking too weird people will look away from peter, and they WILL complain they missed the joke. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight Its a damned if you do, damned if you dont situation. If you take long to make something good, people complain (ex. Rick and Morty) If you make things too quickly, people will complain it looks like shit. (ex. Fam Guy) 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight There are so many talented people in this industry that are beholden to strict deadlines, and a network environment that thinks anything other than the FamGuy style is too much of a risk because "Viewers might not recognize it as an adult cartoon" 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight Its a self fulfilling prophecy. People who watch tv want something new, and complain when they dont get it, but continue to watch the same old stuff. Your metrics drive the industry. Your metrics force artists to work fast, at the expense of good looking work. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight In conclusion, YES artists who work on these shows are very much capable of drawing better than what you see on screen. But we are part of a PRODUCTION. Meaning we arent making our OVWN art, we are making someone elses products as a group. 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Noogat @NoogatDelight To insinuate that professional artists arent capable of being competent artists because of strict style, placement, and timing guides made by people higher up than us, is incredibly shallow and petty as fuck 10:00 pm · 15/6/20 · Twitter for Android

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Ex-Employee Gets Last Word On Problem Karen


This guy came back to his old job and got mistaken as a current employee by an old favorite customer. Without having to smile and take the abuse anymore, he was free to speak his mind. For more retail Karen stories, here's a grocery store Karen getting humbled by a Canadian giant and a Karen who demanded to speak to a fellow customer's manager.

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Text - Posted by u/DashingSands 23 hours ago Revenge At Last XL Now comes a story of revenge that may make someone's day! So to start off, I used to work at a big warehouse store chain. Let's call it CJ's. I worked there for nearly 5 years, finally got fed up and had to leave. I now work at an amazing factory job and I love it. Been there a little over 8 months, which makes this story even more fascinating in a way. Yesterday, I was at CJ's, getting groceries and talking to a couple of my old fr

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Text - In walks an older woman that we all know of. Let's call her... hmm... Karen. She was what you might call a 'problem customer'. Nothing was ever what she liked, all the employees were idiots, etc. But she had a REAL hatred for the male employees. Why? Who knows. But she treated me and the other male stock clerks horribly. Karen spots me talking to my friends, and Karen NEVER liked me. Even though I had on a mask and again, was wearing my factory uniform, she comes right on over. Tells us a

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Text - Karen: "Excuse me?! You do too work here, you've helped me in the past! Now help me get some cat litter!" Me: "I haven't worked here in 8 months, I'm not doing anything. One of these guys will help you." Indeed, the two guys I was talking to were literally standing right| there. But that didn't please Karen. Karen: "Are you refusing to help a PAYING customer?! I'll get you fired!" At that point, I was rather fed up. I just smiled at her and said "Okay, go ahead. Get me fired from here you

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Text - Karen came back with one of the managers. And who was the manager she got? The one I got along extremely well with when I worked there. As soon as they reached me, I hear her say "That's the one! Fire him for insulting me and not helping me!" He just walked over and asked me how my new job was going. Karen's look = priceless tl;dr: Karen yells at me for not helping her at a place I haven't worked at in months and ends up looking like a jackass

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Entitled Folks and Their Ludicrous Demands


People keep thinking they can demand free stuff, unpaid labor and steep discounts out of other people for no other reason that their own misguided sense of superiority. Whether it's a manipulative family member, an abusive stranger or a delusional potential employer, entitled people will take their unrealistic demands as far as they can go. Here's an entitled customer who chose the wrong free glasses and still got ridiculous about it.

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Product - ALA The HENNA ARTIST Instagram | @reesewitherspoon According to TMZ, "Three women are putting together a class-action lawsuit against Reese and her Draper James clothing company" for the giveaway, claiming that Draper James did not make it clear that there were only 250 dresses to be given away.

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Text - 9:27 N * * 5GE ull 38% Jose M. Jose M. $115 11 min ago I would like to buy your Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer for $115.00 10 min ago 25$?? 8 min ago Sure. But theres a 90 dollar pickup fee. 4 min ago Hahahahaha ok fatass 3 min ago Fatass? Lmao I dont even have a pic up? Just now You have a fat personality. Message...

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Text - Mate you offered $140 for one then 200 for both and now 80 for each 11:28 am oh yeah shiet my bad can i get both for $200 can you get me an addy 11:29 am you're having a laugh 11:29 am what addy mate we'll see who's laughing 11:30 am i woulda caved your head in be careful who you sell to ;) 11:33 am Type a message here

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Text - thesims For a limited time, you can get The SimsTM 4 for just $5! Create, explore and express yourself in a world that's all your own. 3d * How about providing the computer to been a fan since I was 14 I'm 25 piay on now and just can't afford a suitable comp to play on 9h Reply

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Text - Bird - read if you have more than 2 parakeets image 1 of 3 hello i am looking for a free female parakeet for my daughters birthday please send me pictures and you must be able to deliver for free she is turning and really loves parakeets i want a young parakeet and maybe even a pair if possible just let me know what you have email only please. crai

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Text - Text - 8 hrs · E 8:23 0 多 38% Mask MESSAGE $1. Replies Looking for anyone giving away FREE masks??? Hand made over the ear not head. I can hook you up with a couple. Need for work 8h Like Reply 13 Comments which ones do have O Like Comment 7h Like Reply The patterns aren't very exciting. I have floral patterns. D 38% 01:05:08 8:24 7h Like Reply Replies *can u send me pics Work should be providing you with them of ones. Im a hairstylist id like something cute or a plain hot pink one 8h Lik

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Text - Text - 10:40 4 iPhone X Silver 64 GB Unlocked $650 Meaning, you have to buy the So be cheap and let me get it for $30 phone and then I will ship it to you 2m oge mogo How soon can you ship this? Pm age Nobody is selling their iPhone X for $30. Sorry I can ship out tomorrow if you buy Im oge it today m ago U can be the 1st $30? Im ogo Ok how about $50 No. The price is $650 Max price That's too mych No. The price is $650. The lowest l'll go is $600. Sorry The phones old Sorry, it's been sol

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Text - Yesterday 8:44 AM give me money for graduation Yesterday 10:08 PM okay new plan let me borrow $150 until i next get paid so i can buy food for the bbq A) iMessage

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Funny Tinder Moments That Had No Shame


Tinder is the home of all cheesy, smooth, and just plain rude pickup lines. It's a place where people often seem to adopt alter egos and go on acting completely different than they do in real life. Occasionally, all that horsing around actually manifests in someone making a meaningful connection; but more often than not, we just get a lot of meaningless silliness. 

Check out more weird, hilarious, and raunchy Tinder gems over here.

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Text - 12:32 1 Safari LTE O Akshay YOU MATCHED WITH AKSHAY ON 6/15/20 Can I offer you a raisin? A raisin? Yeah Why a rais Do you like it? I'm not a huge fan of raisins tbh Good I dont like it as well Lol okay How about a DATE? Omfg I can't

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Text - Today, 8:35 PM So I'm actually from the future and we've been married for 20 years and I'm trying to settle an argument between us about when our first date was. Today, 8:35 PM Future me is looking at you like okay you're gonna get it rn because I'm smiling reading this

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Text - Melissa, 21 O 4 miles avway pros: - am open to sharing my Netflix account - can tie a cherry stalk into a knot with my tongue - can eat 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting con: - uses sarcasm as a defence mechanism - nocturnal - will eat 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting

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Text - Alex 23 Imagine this: we go on a date. We're having a good time, but you think l'm acting sorta strange. I come clean and take off my hat to reveal a rat that has been pulling my hair to control my every movement. At first, you're shocked, but you laugh. We start dating and are happy together. One day, you tell me we have to talk. You've fallen in love with the rat, not me. I'm hurt, but I understand. All three of us stay friends.

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Text - Damn, is it just the camera angle or is your bed fuckin' huge? Today 3:19 PM probably just the angle but who knows maybe one day you could find out for yourself Today 4:12 PM If you're implying that we could have a pillow fight, I'd have to warn you l'm pretty deadly in the sheets

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Face - Today, 3:06 PM You look like shrek when he turns handsome

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Text - Nargis YOU MATCHED WITH NARGIS ON 6/11/20 Hey do you work at subway? Today 10:44 PM PLEASE don't say cause you got a foot long or something Today 11:18 PM What? No l'm genuinely asking if you do cuz I thought I might have saw you working @ the one near my work. Lol. So do u? Lol no i don't That's strange, you just gave me a foot long Sent

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Text - Today 6:16 PM You don't seem tinder like. Are you here because of quarantine? Yru so judgmental I am not being judgemental I am just asking Because you just have a single picture. And you don't have any bio. Hot girls dont need bio That's why you should have one.

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Website - 15/06/2020 5:41 am Good morning 15/06/2020 4:06 pm yes 15/06/2020 6:10 pm How may I help you? 15/06/2020 8:09 pm can I get the large triple cheeseburger thanks Sent R There you go

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Text - Michael YOU MATCHED WITH MICHAEL ON 6/12/20 Nice eyes thank you I use them to see wow that was a dumb response they're not even that good at seeing I need glasses Sent

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Text - Keely 21 Not into casual hook ups only into ranked competitive hook ups

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Text - Shelby Today 05:36 I've been in a Camaro, Hellcat and Charger before. Can't say I've ever been in a Shelby. Sent Type a message ... V GIF

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Text - A 23% Ô 20:02 kaitlin Today 18:02 I ALSO HATE SMALL TALK Today 19:55 omg why are you yelling You said you hate small talk so I made BIG TALK that's just yelling do you really not know what small talk is? cuz it's not the opposite of that Bruh Sent Type a message ... GIF

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Text - Mars I've always struggled with the English language Oh no is this another pickup line Lmao it's not but I feel like I need to turn it into one now Don't hurt yourself trying too hard to come up with a pickup line Dear diary Today I met a cute girl. I tried to have a conversation with her, but at times I couldn't say the words that I really wanted to say. I've always struggled with the English language, especially around people like her, because, well, ... Her name's Mars, and as it would

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Text - Today 22:35 Aren't we all sales assistants, in the Grand scheme of life, trying to sell ourselves as good people to everyone we meet? Today 22:55 wow that's deeper than I expected There's twice in your life you'll say that with me Smooth. starx

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