Sunday, March 19, 2017

Kellyanne Conway Keeps Inspirational Glamour Shot Close At Hand Because Why Wouldn't You


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Kellyanne Conway, the woman who spends some of the time making up terrorist attacks and some of the time plugging the president's daughter's clothing line, is a woman of mystery. How did she learn to pivot so well? Who knows.

One thing we do know is that she keep a hilarious glamor shot of herself close at hand. 

God, that's good stuff.

According to The AV Club, the shot comes from a 2009 "Pretty in Mink" calendar, a republican beauty calendar or something, in which Conway was featured as Miss January and can be found wearing “a navy sheared beaver jacket with fox trim and detachable hood.” I don't know. I want to die. 

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Watch Canadian Snowmobile Expert / Legendary Sex God Larry Enticer Almost Pop a Ball On Hilariously Failed Jump


Naturally, Larry Enticer became nothing short of internet famous overnight for his series of ridiculous stunt videos; and the fact that he's rocking an outfit/look that just screams blazing sex appeal. 

Sadly enough, it looks like Larry's chances of procreating might've come to a screeching halt after what looks like a ball-crushing fail of a stunt. 

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22 Ladies Who Failed to Realize They Were Being Photobombed By Their Sex Toys


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It's always a good idea to do a little cleanup and double check your surroundings before working on that selfie game. These ladies are a grade-A example why. 

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15 Corny Jokes For Your Sunday


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There's nothing like a good corny joke to make you roll your eyes and breathe through your nose a tiny bit harder than usual. 

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Forget Beauty and the Beast, Read of the Ill-Fated Romance of This Man and His Sex Doll


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Romeo and Juliet. Jack and Rose. Buffy and Angel. This dude and his sex doll. Is there a more harrowing tragedy than that of two star-crossed lovers separated by society and doomed to fail? No, and this may be the saddest of them all. 

This man was sent a sex doll as a "complement," and well, the world wasn't ready for their love. It is better to love and lost than to never have loved at all. Read this below because he posted it on Facebook for some reason. 

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You've Heard of BBC Dad, Now Let's See How BBC Mom Would've Fared in This Hilarious Parody


Everyone's seen that video of the kids bursting in on their father giving a BBC  interview. We marveled at his unparalleled parenting as he grazed his daughter's face in an effort to get her out of the room and laughed as that baby wheeled in as if to say, "Not today, mother fucker."

Now we can see how a mom might've handled things. 

YouTubers Juno and Ben take things up a notch by having the "BBC Mom" do all the things a mom would without breaking a sweat. 

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The Daily FAIL: Saturate Your Brain With These Superb Sunday Memes


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Keep that weekend rolling and stave that hangover with a little dose of meme action. Happy Sunday.

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Watch This Amtrak Train Just Douche These People With Snow in Slow Motion — Or Should I Say Snow Motion


There's nothing better than watching someone just get destroyed in slow motion. Add to that trains, someone trying to film something on their phone, and a shit ton of snow. 

That's what this video is, just a total douching of snow. Like do you think this is worth the instagram video:

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Couples Respond to Question, 'Would You Have a Threesome?'


I appreciate how they made sure to separate the couples before asking the big question; think it's fair to say that otherwise, the silent tension and expectations might've prevented honest answers. 

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Watch This Little Kid Cry His Eyes Out After Refs Blow It During Northwestern-Gonzaga Game


March Madness is in full effect, and one little guy is really feeling it. 

At the Northwestern-Gonzaga game yesterday, refs called a technical on Northwestern coach Chris Collins after he complained about a missed goal-tending call. Me talking about basketball is hard. Anyway, the refs messed up, a coach complained about it, and then he got in trouble too. That's the gist. 

Whatever it was, this little kid is really bummed out about it. 

Here's a good video  of the missed call:



Here's a good gif of that kid crying:

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March Madness really gets to people. 








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This Legitimate Crazy Person is Installing Every Windows Version in One Video


So what do you do for fun? I install every version of Windows on a virtual machine and drew dicks where applicable. 

Following up on his 2011 his "Chain of Fools" video, in which YouTuber Andrew Tait installed every major version of Windows, Tait returns to the experiment to install three additional Windows updates and draw dick pictures where he can. 

This is one of those time machine videos, where you can be whisked back to a time when colors were a revolution and Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time game was the absolute best. Viva la Windows 3.1.

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Watch Stephen Colbert Read Off Some More of Donald Trump's Favorite 'Irish Proverbs'


Donald Trump managed to make another splash on the hysterical Twitter scene yesterday after a couple weeks of surprising silence, by butchering an attempt at paying homage to the Irish in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Naturally, Stephen Colbert capitalized on the slip-up by reading more of the President's favorite (not so) Irish proverbs.

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