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Saturday, August 8, 2020

Dude Tricks His Picky Dog Into Eating

This dude's dog wan't having its regular food, so he went and jazzed it up with some good old fashioned trickery. It makes the dog look dumb, but hey, human beings buy fancy bottled water on the exact same principle.

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Karen And Karen Jr. Try To Cheat School System, Get Outed

Revenge is most certainly sweet, and best served by FERPA. Karen and Karen Jr. thought that they were so sly. The mother and daughter team had worked out a system where Karen (the teacher) would pull the necessary strings to get Karen Jr. (her daughter) all the accommodations one could need to ace a test without any effort at all. Of course, cheaters never win, and someone always finds out in the end. The Karens ultimately had to pay the price for all their BS.

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Text - r/ProRevenge Join u/flannel_enthusiast5 • 6h Entitled Teacher's Kid Gets Absolutely Wrecked Hey! This is my first time posting to this subreddit, but I posted it in O r/RegularRevenge and many folks told me to drop it here as well. I typically don't post anything, but I felt that this story was too good to not share. I was also emboldened after watching some RSlash content on YouTube. I hope you enjoy as much as I did. This might take a while as well. This is the tale of how a entitled (a

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Text - Allow me to introduce her. I'll call her Karen Jr. Karen Jr was a pretty decent student who made equally decent grades. Certainly nothing to scoff at. However, she didn't take any particularly hard classes, and it seemed as if she was merely skating by in high school, waiting for the greater things in life. She was also a mythic bitch; she had money, and often flaunted it. She looked down on kids who didn't have as much as she did, and was a classic case of "spoiled asshole" syndrome. She

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Text - As for myself, I was a senior in high school at this time of all of this, class of 2019. I am currently a college sophomore. In high school, I was one of the top students in the class. My undergraduate studies have been entirely paid for by academic scholarships, and I was one of a handful who were poised to be valedictorian for our class. Of course, this title didn't mean much to me. I worked my ass of for scholarship money, not for some silly title. I'm saying this now not to brag, but

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Text - I (mostly) only ever had class with Karen Jr when I was taking courses required to graduate. These weren't hard classes at all, and certainly were not weighted. Typically, my other classes would be AP or Dual-Credit courses to academically challenge myself, and to raise my GPA for scholarships. I rarely had class with Karen Jr in any of these courses, and the class size was so small for AP's at my school that if she had been, we would have been in the same class for sure. This was very od

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Text - You see, Karen Jr, like many other folks at this time, had also been trying to raise her test scores for college admissions. She claimed that she had anxiety, and as a result, she got some special accommodations whenever it was time to take tests, both for classes and standardized. However, she was notoriously extroverted in class discussions and never struck me as the nervous type. I have dealt with generalized anxiety disorder for years, and I wasn't buying it. I also didn't wanna use t

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Text - There was a rare situation where we did share a class: AP US Government. The teacher was also great friends with Karen. At my high school, it was known as one of the easier AP classes, due to the heavy focus on vocabulary and the lack of challenging concepts. We had tests in there on a two-week basis, after covering the material in the textbook. I would study my ass off for each and every tests, and I always ended up with low-A's. This was fine in my book, since the other assignments woul

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Text - Until, one test day, the library was closed down after some water damage had been uncovered after a pretty bad storm. She couldn't take the test in the library as usual, and had to take it with the rest of us. She seemed hesitant, but the teacher insisted that there was no where else suitable in the school for test taking. And so, she took the test. And gloriously bombed it. I don't know exactly what she got, but she had gotten all blubbery and teary-eyed as soon as she saw her grade. She

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Text - I assumed that it was due to her anxiety, and I felt bad for her. That sympathy went away in an instant, when, during class, she whispered to one of her friends that she'd always go to her mom's classroom instead of the library to take her tests (I always had a skills for eavesdropping, since I was a relatively unassuming person who didn't say much in class). I didn't know what this meant for sure, but I assume her mom (Karen) had looked up the answers for it. That explained immediately w

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Text - Destiny explained to me that when you present to the ACT testing facility with accommodations, you had two options. You could either take each of the four ACT sections (5 sections, if you took it with writing) on separate days under normal time constraints, or, take all of the sections on the same day with DOUBLE the time on each section. Destiny also explained that all test takers with accommodations took the exam on the same day, different than normal test takers, so that they could ens

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Text - Until, on Karen Jr's social medias, she posted about how she was "ready for day 2" of ACT testing. Sure enough, she had taken it over the course of several days. All of this meant that, somehow, Karen Jr had taken the ACT with BOTH accommodation options. I wasn't sure how something like this would have even been possible. Karen Jr got a spectacular score on her exam, something like a 32 or 33. Again, this didn't particularly bother me; her test scores didn't affect me one bit. I decided t

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Text - It was quite a shock to learn that Karen Jr, beyond a shadow of a doubt, was going to be our valedictorian for that year. To me, and many others, this seemed impossible; she hadn't taken nearly as many weighted classes as the lot of us, and was a good student at best. Also, Karen Jr's best friend was lined up to be salutatorian (2nd in class rank). She was also a pretty mediocre student. So how did they BOTH manage to get a higher GPA than us? We had been taking AP's since freshman year.

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Text - Karen was looking at the student transcripts of high- ranking students (including myself) and had arranged for Karen Jr's schedule to inflate her GPA so much that it passed my own, and the GPA of other hard-working students. This included taking some online classes from a local college, which I was never permitted to take. This is because the classes were so specific that the credits didn't transfer. We're talking about a college class about proper walking/exercising technique here. Easy

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Text - I didn't want to take this information at face-value, so I looked up the list of faculty that had permission to access student transcript information in the first place (only a handful of teachers could do this). Wouldn't you believe that Karen's name was most certainly on the list. I also ran the numbers myself; It was totally possible to arrange a schedule of bullshit classes that would exceed everyone else's GPA. The same had been done to Karen Jr's best friend's schedule, just not to

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Text - The state penalties alone for sharing student documents with a third-party without consent, either from the parent (if the student is under 18) or the student itself, was a hefty fine, possible termination, and further federal penalties. We're talking possible jail time if the information shared led to consequences for the student whose information was shared. All I needed was proof. Along with Aaron's testimony, I wanted irrevocable proof that Karen and Karen Jr were doing shady shit. So

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Text - I was in the show choir, and so I had access to some decent recording equipment, including some single-use audio recorders. These were used by judges during competitions to give quick feedback on the show, and also for student auditions. They were small, discrete, and silent. They also had a neat feature where you could set a timer on the thing to tell it to start recording after so much time had passed. I set the timer so that the recorder would start during lunch. Before chool one day,

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Text - I taped one of these recorders under her chair, set the timer for around lunchtime and her planning period (they were back-to-back) and waited. I went back at the end of the day (I had choir practice) and retrieved the recorder before the downstairs doors were locked (they left them unlocked for extra-curricular activities, because freshman and sophomore lockers were upstairs). I got home, and began playing the tape. Bingo. I had my irrefutable evidence. It was all there; conversations ab

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Text - Fortunately, my counselor (we were each assigned one based on our last name) was a real stand-up guy, and I knew he'd come in clutch. He also wasn't close with Karen, unlike many of the other counselors and higher- up staff. I went with Aaron to his office, and I took my laptop with the audio file backed up onto it. We presented our case. You see, to file a FERPA violation report, you needed a member of the the administration of the offending organization (this included my counselor) to g

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Text - The fallout was glorious. The school's administration was forced to do an objective audit on ALL of Karen's activity at the school, where they confirmed that all of this bullshit had been taking place. Karen Jr's valedictorian status and her friend's salutatorian were sacked, and some other (more deserving) kid was presented with the honor. I myself was awarded salutatorian, although this didn't matter to me too much. The school was fined by FERPA for breach of policy, and Karen might get

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Text - The icing on the cake was when they discovered the fuckery regarding her ACT accommodations. Turns out, her mom HAD been pulling the string behind the scenes to get her accommodations for that "anxiety" we talked about earlier. The ACT company takes cheating VERY seriously, and so they voided her pristine standardized testing score, which had landed her a full scholarship to her university of choice. The same ended up happened with some of her SAT and AP scores as well for reasons that I

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Text - All of this news was absolutely BUZZING around the school, and Karen Jr was disgraced. I did my part in my graduation ceremony a few months later, and all was well. I never intended it to go so far, but I don't feel bad one bit. Revenge is sweet, and best served by FERPA. Thanks for reading! tl;dr - Entitled asshole student and her teacher/mom get supremely fucked after they're audited by the administration for violation of federal student- protection law. edit - minor grammar and spellin

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Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend

This heartwarming thread tells the story of a courageous, selfless girl enduring rounds of rude teasing from her classmates, because she was committed to helping out her socially anxious friend. Turns out her friend was too nervous to ask the questions herself, so this girl would do it for her. She'd ask so many questions that the teacher would start to give her a hard time. That's just not cool, teach. Either way, this is a pure reflection of a beautiful friendship.

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask a ton of questions in class, which everybody would consider to be "stupid"and "silly" and even the teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking. <>

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas · 3d Replying to @baileyanastas The weirdest thing was that she'd almost always ace the class exams and everyone was like???? Even the teachers thought she was cheating because she wasn't so 'smart' in class. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating... t7 112 688

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas · 3d I'm pretty introverted so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she did so well on exams and how she didn't let everyone's remarks and doubts affect her. 27 70 562

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas 3d She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and had difficulty in class because she couldn't bring herself to ask questions or ask for help from others. I've felt that way before myself... baileyanastas @baileyanastas · 3d So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas · 3d This girl endured taunts and accusations and borderline bullying for being "stupid" when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask questions for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? 27 260 1,352

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Text - baileyanastas @baileyanastas 3d Do you have friends like this? I hope you do. I think it's so important to have support from people who don't shame you for your shortcomings, who help you during hard times and don't embarrass you or leave you hanging, even if they could. And trust me, most people could. imgilp.com

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Loving Humans Being Absolute Bros

We're always on the lookout for that next level human being. You know, the human being who makes the extra effort to spread wholesome, loving, cheer around the world. We can all become so caught up in juggling our own problems that we forget to exercise conscious generosity toward others that just need a little boost to keep them going. These moments are sure to strike a chord.

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Text - Thread HaileyRagon @HaileyRagon day one of tweeting until ryan reynolds answers. @VancityReynolds 15:48 · 01 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone 741 Retweets 39.5K Likes HaileyRagon @HaileyRagon · 7h update: i'm crying. 19 27 17 5,073 Ryan Reynolds O @VancityRey.. · 7h v Replying to @HaileyRagon Nailed it on minute 1. Congratulations and wash your hands. 297 27 1,176 68.2K 8

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Text - Eliza 2 hrs · O Lost my car key while jogging on the rail trail today, went back looking for them and stumbled upon this. I owe my whole soul to whoever did this thank fuck

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Player - Every time DeAndre Hopkins scores, he finds his mom, who lost her sight 17 years ago and gives her the touchdown ball. One of the best traditions in sports. ACH TEXANS IS

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Wood - i STARTRIBUNE.COM Sacred Dakota peace pipe sells for $40,000 – and buyer gives it back to Minnesota tribe

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Text - A text from our landlords this morning Today 9:54 AM Assuming your income has dropped substantially want to help you by $0 rent for April and will see what the situation is and I in May. Hope it helps!

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Advertising - Karen Civil @KarenCivil Jaden Smith Launches Free Vegan Food Truck For Less Fortunate In LA: bit.ly/2YCYZG9 I LOVE YOU RESTAURANT @chuuzus Jaden Smith is providing clean water for Flint and feeding the homeless healthy food. Will and Jada have the best parenting skills.

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Text - the woman who lives above me finally got sick of our building's coin- operated washer that never works so she removed it, bought and installed her own, and told the rest of us to use it for free. when we finally go to war with landlords she's who I want in charge. 4:03 pm · 26/03/2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Product - In Norway you get a small amount of money for recycling bottles/cans. They're often collected by poor people, homeless etc. A lot of our trash cans has these holders around them so people don't have to search through the trash to collect them LETD Coke ట

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Text - My grandma has been texting me wanting to learn more about Overwatch so she can cheer me on when I play N Nan > They are randomly decided Does it mess with your play Not really, just changes who I play Do they have different powers Yes I'm trying to learn Thank you It means a lot I will understand the game better

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Product - My brother passed 6 months ago and I still texted him frequently. Today, I got a response. l Verizon LTE 66 Brothaboo > 1 H Yesterday 5:08 PM 1:08 I just MISS YOU so much. God. What the hell| Today 1:00 PM Monday, September 23 I'm sorry to here that you're missing someone, but unfortunately you have the wrong number. MESSAGES Brothaboo I know. This was my brothers number and he passed away in March. I just liked to text his number like he could hear me. 2 Text Messages MESSAGES 6m Sorr

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Text - l Verizon LTE 1:21 PM Also feel free to share anything about your brother. Sometimes it helps just remembering the good times. I know we don't know each other, but don't mind being a 4. Brothaboo > Don't be sorry!! I'm going through a similar thing right now. My cousin who's like a sister to me isn't doing well and expected to pass any day now. So I sounding board. I really appreciate that. I was dreading the day his number got reassigned. You're a good human; don't hesitate to reach out

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Nature reserve - Thank you 1968 Girl Scouts 1968 GIRL SCOUT TREE PLANTING

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Text - BustAMove_13•4h A S 7 Awards I had back surgery in 08 and I didn't see hide nor hair of any of my rl friends, but an older lady I had met on the Sims 2 message board sent flowers, called me every day and bought me a subscription to an online game site so I'd have something to do while I recovered. She was in Seattle and I'm in Ohio. Eventually she moved to Florida and we drove down so I could meet her. We remained friends until she passed a couple of years ago. I miss her so much. 6.1k

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Text - Augie Nash @AugieNash I'm at Sam's Club Older couple in 70's checking out Cashier asks if they found everything they needed Lady said no - needed bread Young man in 20's heard this and says "Ma'am, I have a loaf you can have, and if you see anything in my cart, you're welcome to it"

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Text - r/AskReddit u/Wahooness • lh What's your dirty little secret? Discussion Vote 11 1 Share BEST COMMENTS SimilarMixture • 1h I secretly watch my friends streams and support him without him knowing by using a different account, he gets very few viewers so I talk to him throughout the stream to keep his spirits up Reply

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Text - My neighbor (he's like 10 or 11) just knocked on my door and asked if I could help him baking cookies since it's his mom's birthday tomorrow and he really likes mine... you better believe I just spent 3 hours baking and decorating cookies with him lol he's so sweet

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Text - * •..cortni @fcknbb My six year old burst into tears & said he was too sick to go to school when we got in the car this morning. It was clear that he was not sick but hes never done that before so welcome to ur first mental health day, dude. We going to Target & watching movies & eating muffins.

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Bicycle - Ste Burke @SteBurke44 · 5h Has anyone had their bike stolen? Just bought this for £80 and it's got a bike lock on it. Apparently it's from the Crosby area. Bought it so I can get it to back to the right owner. I know it's a £1350 bike and id be heartbroken if it was me. Give us a shout 403 27 2,918 8,629

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Text - Dublin Bus O matthew mulligan @mattuna @dublinbusnews Replying to @mattuna Hi @dublinbusnews my three year old wanted to know how you decide which buses get to sleep inside the depot garage and Hi Matthew, we have rang around to a few of the depots and we can confirm that all buses are loved which have to sleep out in the equally and take turns sleeping yard inside the warm depot. Those sleeping outside are given cocoa 06/01/2018, 01:07 to keep warm. 57 Retweets 429 Likes 08/01/2018, 09:4

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Band Plays Along With Car Alarm, Masterpiece Ensues

A car alarm has never sounded so good, and not annoying. These dudes crushed it!

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Tagged: impressive , cool , Music , awesome , saxophone

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Ex-Advisor Plagiarizes Work, Gets Exposed, Loses Job

This wasn't petty at all. We're talking about someone with a major transgression that had the audacity to steal someone else's hard-earned research. Cheaters never win. It always catches up to them in the end. In this case, the ex-advisor gets rightfully exposed, and that goes on to cost her her job.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/RelativelySorrowfull • 20h 1 81 My ex-advisor plagiarized my work, so I exposed her and that cost her job. Just found out about this subreddit and had to share this story. The initial reason for the revenge happened in 2013, but the revenge only happened in 2017. I'll keep everything vague as not to be recognized. For context: Back in 2013 I was a graduate student pursuing my master's degree. That was my last year in the program (we had 24 months to finish all the wo

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Text - Janet and I had worked together with research since my college days as I became part of an undergraduate research with her. At that point we had been working for about four years and as any advisor-student relationship we more had our disagreements quite often. Janet was used to doing her experiments a certain, archaic, way. I knew there were better uses of our grants money and always tried to push toward a more advanced method, especially correlating data collection and statistics. Howev

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Text - My data still wasn't published in any paper as wanted to have more analysis in different areas to make a more robust and better paper. With that said, my dissertation was published and by all reasons that is my work and my experiments. After I got my MS, I decided to pursue a PhD. While I was still going to work int the same field, I wanted to use different techniques and thus talked with Janet about going to pursue a PhD under a different professor in another university. She always encou

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Text - For my shock, it was a paper by my ex-advisor. She was up as advisor and another guy, who from his curriculum is her current master's student. Reading the title I thought "Hey, that's neat. She continued researching it." But boy I was wrong. Reading the paper I got increasingly angry. That wasn't a new research. It was MY research! My data was all in that paper, even my graphs and tables. Initially I thought "Oh well, she's also an author and if she is citing it, there shouldn't be a prob

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Text - Now, I was livid. I sent an e-mail to Janet confronting her, which was never replied to. However, I am not a pushover and will never allow people to claim my own work as theirs. She made a mistake by using my data. I'm a researcher and I keep everything I ever worked on saved in external SSD's encrypted and on my own possession. All cataloged with date entries and even had my own dissertation to prove my work. In my country, research is financed by the governmental grants. I wrote an e-ma

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Text - It didn't take longer than fifteen days for me to get a follow-up. The institution responsible for the grant was furious. They cut all financial aid for her and her student, and made a formal requirement to the university requesting her immediate termination. The journal retracted the paper and is now suing her for plagiarism. Now, after all these years, I learned that she was indeed fired and haven't been able to work in the field ever since. I never met her again and have no intention o

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Person Discovers Their Favorite Snack is Japanese Cat Food

The one thing that makes you feel dumber than making a stupid mistake is when you make that mistake for a seriously long time. In this case, this person found some "snacks" they liked, and since the packaging wasn't obvious, they bought it again and again. A lot of people realize obvious things too late, but that doesn't make it much less embarrassing.

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Craziest Stunts Customers Pulled During Test Drives

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the wildest stunts that crazed customers pulled while test driving cars. Some people just want to take that shiny new car for a ride to see how fast it can go, or better yet, they're just looking for a free ride.

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Text - Black_Cat_5 • 5y Friend's story: a customer took a Mazda sedan for a test drive and midway pulled over and asked to swap with the salesman to experience the car from the passenger seat. Just as they were about to drive off again he says he feels sick and can't go on, and thanks for his time. Turns out he just wanted a lift into town. 4.8k ...

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Text - Whose_ear • 5y 1 Award I had a dirty looking guy with long, greasy hair want to test drive a Cadillac. We had a pre-planned route for test drives, but he turned the opposite way out of the dealership and told me he wanted to go his own way. At this point, he was acting somewhat strange, like nothing specific, just odd mannerisms. We drove a couple miles and I started getting a bit scared that I was going to be on the 6 o'clock news, when suddenly he pulled into an ice cream place. He boug

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Text - roflcopterswtams • 5y Not a salesman but once I went to a Mazda dealership to test drive an RX-8. The salesman was a talkative dude, and to make conversation I asked him what was the craziest thing he's seen on the job. He told me he let a guy test drive an RX-8 as well and that the dude absolutely loved it. Before buying it though, he had to go show his mom to see if she would approve. Dude asked the salesman "Can I go show this to my mom to see if she approves?" Salesman said "Of course

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Text - Fxckyorkcity • 5y Used car dealer in NJ here. I was selling a 2006 Honda odyssey EX-l and the only info i get before a test drive is a drivers license and a phone number. The guy said he knew the area so I let him go alone cause we were short staffed, I told him to keep it short. This jackass is gone for 3 hours, and ignoring my phone calls. I was about to call the police but I decided to give him another half hour, he finally came back and the van was filled with groceries and some shit

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Text - rhysmoe • 5y Thankfully this did not happen to me it was one of my salesman I hired in the past. He had a guy test drive a S500 Mercedes, only a few years old at the time. He let the gentleman and his wife have it alone which happens frequently at high line dealerships. They returned 45 minutes later a bit of a long test drive. They said the check engine light popped on and the ABS light and they were scared of the car and left. Come to find out they removed some $2500 worth of parts to f

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Text - fist_is_also_a_verb • 5y 2 Awards I work at a used dealership. We sell all types of vehicles, but our most popular vehicle in this area is a full size pickup. We always have at least 5 or 10. Early December 2 years ago, we had a dude come in and he was looking around at our cars. He said he was interested in a Focus wagon and wanted to take it for a test drive. No problem man, have a good time. He came back about 45 minutes later, said it wasn't what he was looking for, and rushed off. I

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Text - foofenpuss • 5y Took a woman on a test drive, she backed into a fence while turning the car around to go back to the dealership, and when I had to go report it to management when we returned (there was damage) she DENIED it, and quickly jumped into her car and left. That and the guy who just pulled out SLOWLY into 4 lanes of traffic without looking. I've had some fun ones but those two stick in my memory... 1.2k ...

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Text - joblo619 · 5y Had a guy show up on a fairly nice Harley Davidson w/ out a shirt on. Nobody helped him so I offered to. He wanted to drive one of our top end cars ($320K Rolls- Royce Ghost). I got a service bag (the ones that protect the seats from the mechanics grime) and let him drive it. We got up to about 140 mph on a public road before I told him he needed to buy it before hitting 150 mph. We went back to the dealership, he went to his bike and wrote us a check. We delivered the car t

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Text - Sloth_Reborn • 5y 2 Awards Preface: Not a car salesmen, but I was the one doing an outrageous test drive. When I turned 16, I was super excited to get my driver's license; even if my car was some 15 year old piece of junk my two siblings each drove for a number of years before it was finally passed down to me. Anyway, the day finally came to go do my driver's test, get my license. Dad and I got in the car and drove over to the license bureau, wait in line, get a tester guy to come out - a

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Text - Honestly, I had prepared for everything but this. Not sure why it didn't cross my mind - but I was pretty confident that even if this was car was a piece of shit, it was road worthy. I was wrong. Everything worked except my horn. They said I couldn't take my test without a functioning horn. It was Friday, already after 4pm - less than an hour before they closed - no time to go home and switch vehicles. I thought I was screwed until AT LEAST Monday; shamefully, this knowledge had me on the

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Text - So we park, and he starts walking up and looking at cars - I just followed him thinking there was no way in hell this was going to work. He asked me which car I wanted to do my test drive in - I was a little nervous about the parking part so I told him I wanted the smallest car possible - he pointed out the Ford Focus. Just in time too, because as soon as we decided on a car the salesmen walked up. I've spent a lot of time with my Dad, and never before or since havel ever, EVER - heard su

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Text - When he got back he gave my Dad the keys and said they could on a test drive - Dad said, No. "My son needs to drive it to see if he likes it or not - and I want to be in the car in case he has any problems or questions". And the salesmen was like... Sir... I can't let you just drive off alone in one of our cars. And my Dad came back with "Well, I can't buy my son a car he hasn't test driven. Maybe the Cheverlot dealer down the street would be more considerate" then he turned and actually

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Text - So sure enough, Dad and I get in this car - and he has me drive it right back across the street to the license bureau. We get back in line, get the tester out there - and he was like... you sure are a lucky kid to have your Dad buy you a new car before you even get your license - I didn't have the heart to confess we practically stole this car for the purpose of this test. Of course, the car passed the pre-exam with flying colors - working horn and all. The only thing was the guy noticed

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Text - Then after we were done, we took back across the street - where if they saw any of that, me using their car for my driving test - they didn't say anything. My Dad took it all the way up to the closing part, acting like he was actually going to buy this car, then said he wanted to sleep on it. We got letters from Ford trying to get us to come back for years after that, never did buy a car from them. But anyway, that's my outrageous test-drive story. Still can't believe we got away with it

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Text - OnThe65thSquare • 5y I was working at a dayton, Ohio BMW dealership selling new and used cars. A late 20 something fairly well dressed gentlemen wanted to look at a used jeep Cherokee. He had credit issues but I called a local credit union and got him approved. I grabbed the keys and we left for a test drive. He asked to stop by his financial advisor's office to get a second opinion. I was slightly reluctant because this office was located in the absolute worst part of dayton. I agreed si

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Text - isaakhk • 5y Not a cars salesman, but a friend's uncle is A homeless man arrived at a dealer, and said he wanted to purchase a Corvette. When asked how he was going to pay for it, he replied with "I'm going to wake up, and the money is going to be there." he then proceeded to pull out a sword. the cops were called, etc, etc 182 ...

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Text - cbelt3 • 5y Trying to sell a sports car , guy came to drive it. He loved it , was buzzing around corners and totally lost it, into a ditch , ripped out the exhaust. "I totally was going to buy it but the exhaust is broken . So no." 69 ...

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Tumblr Thread: Moms Needn't Fear The Doom Video Game

The moral guardians of the world could save themselves so much unnecessary worry if they did some research before stirring up a ruckus. The Terry Pratchett quote really ties this whole Tumblr post together.

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Text - kawaiite-mage why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it onedoomedspacemarine One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

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Text - kazucrash That would be Sandy Petersen. Personal life [edit ] Petersen is a Mormon, but sees no conflict between his Christian faith and his design of games involving Satanic elements. While working on Doom, he said to John Romero: "| have no problems with the demons in the game. They're just cartoons. And, anyway, they're the bad guys."[12] Sandy is married, has five children, and nine grandchildren.13] viesti3 Nice

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Text - nomadactual "You kill demons to save the World." "That's devil worship." "Lady..you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It's not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly."

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Text - xandertarbert Terry Pratchett's view on Doom: "Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil. prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.."

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Tumblr Thread: Snoop Dogg Appreciation

The career of Snoop Dogg is long and interesting, and he's managed to work his way into popular culture in a way unlike anyone else. Tumblr fawns over his more down to earth aspects, his cook book, and the fact that Martha Stewart is a convicted felon while he isn't. You can never be too sure of what kind of golden moments will come out of the world of Tumblr.

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Text - @veryfunnymemes @hrtablaze This guy is making fun of Kanye West ? The guy that bakes cookies on tv but pretends to be a gangster? @_ShamGod There is a whole generation of people who don't remember when Snoop was on trial for murder. What a world.

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Text - dandy-boi-ftm The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison. shadowkat678 Wait...what? 2fngrsin Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America's Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiild

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Text - skrytch snoopdogg O 2d BE MINDFUL ABOUT STEREOTYPES ONLY ONE OF THEM IS A CONVICTED FELON. • 77456 likes e snoopdogg And it ain't me !! Hahahahahahaha.

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Text - brunhiddensmusings also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being

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Book - A brunhiddensmusings seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful FROM CROOK SN PLATINUM RECIPES FROM THA BOSS DOGG'S KITCHEN DOGG 36 TO COOK

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Chocolate cake - and filled with Igiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories Go Shorty, It's Pour Birthday Cake

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Text - zachsanomaiy Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn't want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn't wish music career drama on anyone 55 CAPITAL

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Text - The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive brunhiddensmusings he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of 331,510 notes

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Revenge Of The Week: Noisy Neighbors Get Silenced

Nothing is worse than crossing paths with an inconsiderate pack of neighbors that just won't quiet down. Fortunately, this guy was ready to take matters into his own hands, and ultimately engineered some sweet, blessed silence.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/GhostOfSorabji • 292d + Join 1 3 1 Noisy neighbour gets silenced Back in the Eighties, I lived in a flat in South-East London. The flat was located in a small tower block ten stories high with four flats per floor, one per corner as it were. The flat overlooked a local park and afforded very nice views of the area. The neighbours were generally very amenable but everybody tended to keep to themselves, so no one had any problems with anyone. That all changed when a new famil

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Text - lived on the eighth). They were not the most gracious of individuals, frequently leaving rubbish bags strewn around their floor's lobby for days, rather than depositing them in the communal bins, and parking their cars in other residents' allocated parking spots- in other words, the epitome of the appellation "chav". Complaints to the local council invariably fell on deaf ears. They soon developed a reputation for hosting loud drunken parties at the weekends which tended to go past midnig

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Text - At around 10:00pm we heard the music start up, but it now appeared that the hosts had recently purchased a new sound system, because the bass was now intolerably loud. I can only surmise that a peculiarity of the building's design, coupled with what sounded like much larger bass speakers, appeared to magnify the effect in our bedroom to the point where it made it quite impossible to sleep. At about 11:30pm, I trotted downstairs and knocked on their door. It was flung open by what I could

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Text - So I go back upstairs and call the non-emergency police number and explained the situation. They assured me that someone would be around in due course-being a Friday night, I reckoned it might take an hour or two. So, with much wailing and gnashing of teeth, we sat there waiting for the cops to rock up. Sure enough, about an hour later, I saw a patrol car pull up and a couple of London's finest enter our building. A few moments later, the music gets turned down and the police leave. No so

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Text - They finally arrive around 3am and once again the music is reduced to a sensible level. Unfortunately, shortly after they depart, back up goes the volume to its previous furniture-shaking intensity. As you might imagine, by now I was royally pissed off. 'Er indoors too (someone not normally prone to displays of anger) was positively foaming at the mouth, and looked like she was single-handedly going to re- enact the Battle of Austerlitz in glorious Technicolor, together with full orchestr

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Text - <cue maniacal cackling whilst twirling imaginary moustache> Grabbing my toolkit, I crept down the stairwell to the second floor, just to double-check the actual flat number. Having confirmed the number, I went back up to the fourth floor. In the stairwell just next to the exit door to the fourth floor lobby was a wooden access door that concealed one of the two electrical distribution panels for the entire building. The door was only secured by dint of a simple square-key fitting, and the

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Text - Now by one of those happy coincidences that usually only occur in the more egregious examples of the Hollywood B-movie, I just happened to have in my toolkit a dead fuse of exactly the same type and capacity. A few weeks previously l'd had to replace a similar fuse in the theatre where I worked, and l'd absent-mindedly tossed the dead fuse in my toolbox where l'd promptly forgotten about it-until now. Now, with all my ducks in a neat row, I pulled the fuse carrier for the miscreant's flat

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Text - Instant. Blessed. Silence. I rapidly swapped the live fuse for the dead one, and reinserted the carrier. Securing everything back up again, I casually strolled back upstairs to enjoy a few hours in the hallowed arms of Morpheus. Addendum: some weeks later, the troublesome family were moved out of their flat. It transpired that the local council had received so many noise complaints over the previous six months that they were obliged to rehouse them elsewhere.

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Facepalm Moments of Monumental Dumbness

Just when you think people are basically good at things, you get hit with some facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. Sure, it's a little disappointing to see someone call a sunrise a "morning sunset" but at the same time it at least makes you feel a little better about yourself. These incompetent moments of classic facepalm can act as medicine for the soul.