Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Chef David Chang Becomes First Celeb To Win Who Wants To Be A Millionaire


Finally, someone goes ahead and takes home the big prize of $1 million on this dang show. This is exactly what 2020 needed. 

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Daughter Tries Warhead Candy For First Time, Reaction's Oscar Worthy


Warheads aren't for everyone. With that being said though, many of us can recall the first time we tried to muddle through eating one of those notoriously sour warheads without losing our minds They can be a lot. 

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Bill Burr Unknowingly Roasts Blind Man, Hilarity Ensues


Now that's an impressively graceful freestyle. Leave it to Bill Burr to somehow roast a blind man without getting a whole lot of flack for it. 

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"Not My Job" Moments of Unimpressive Professionalism


People want work done fast, cheap and well. Unfortunately, all three of those are never going to happen at the same time. There are some impressively unprofessional "not my job" momentsthat slip through when no one's looking. But hey, it's better to get the job done-ish than not done at all, right?

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Man Evacuates For Hurricane Late, Ends Up Sheltering With Lions


Man, you'd think that the whole not evacuating for a hurricane on time couldn't be more stressful than it already is at surface level, but then you come across a story like this where a guy ends up having to shelter with lions. Turns out big cats really know how to stink up the place too. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/nuqlick • 3d 1 21 e 2 TIFU by not evacuating for a hurricane early enough...and ending up in a shelter with lions L (I shared this story before on reddit a long time ago, but someone told me it belongs in this sub!) This happened within the past few years. Not gonna name the hurricane or the zoo, because I don't want the zoo to get hate mail about the treatment of animals or anything when really they did a phenomenal job with this being during a hurricane, and don't wanna

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Text - So, we (my brother [M22], his girlfriend[F22], and I [F18], all living together) had been looking at the "spaghetti models" and thought the hurricane was going to miss us, but about a day before it was going to hit, we realized we were fucked. We were reluctant to evacuate because we had no money and didn't want to miss work, but we began to panic when we realized the roads were all clogged and it was too late to get out.

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Text - Now, most people in this situation would probably go to whatever public shelter the local officials were running, but this wasn't an option for us. Turns out that these shelters were ID'ing people on the way in, and certain convicted felons were not allowed in, for public safety concerns. My brother was a convicted felon (different story) who was barred. They offered to house such people in the prison instead until the hurricane passed, but he was adamant that he was never going back ther

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Text - The hours passed, with us panicking and unsure what to do, until his girlfriend got a crazy idea. Her best friend was a zookeeper at the zoo just down the road, and she remembered hearing how the animals would be safe in the super-secure concrete nighthouses they were all secured in. She called her best friend (who was already out of state and evacuated) to see if we'd be able to somehow stay in an animal nighthouse, since we had nowhere else to go and it would be safe. It took a lot of b

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Text - Reluctantly, after promising not to tell anyone and his girlfriend crying about how we were all going to die, she sighed and agreed and gave us the access code to the employee-only gate and instructions for how to get in and lock the door behind us. I was shocked she agreed, but the keeper and my brother's girlfriend must have really trusted each other. So we set off, with 4 days' worth of snacks and drinks, some electronics for entertainment, and sleeping bags, and walked half a mile dow

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Text - It was certainly a secure concrete bunke..but the first thing that hit us when we entered was the stench. It was almost unbearable. I had never thought of lions as particularly smelly animals before, but good god...it smelled like rotten meat and the most horridly foul cat litterbox times a million. We were all retching as we came in and spread our out sleeping bags on our "side" of the enclosure, which was probably about 20 feet by 10 feet. We were separated from 14 lions by nothing more

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Text - It was much worse at night. Apparently the keepers had set a timer before they left to turn out the lights at a certain time to keep the lions on their regular day/night cycle. It was just about pitch-black, and for those that don't know...lion's eyes glow in the dark. Seeing those eyes staring at us in the night was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Well, long story short, we stayed in there for a few days and then walked home. The whole place was pretty much still evacu

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Man Doesn't Pay For Fireplace, Ends Up With House Full Of Smoke


Man, people who refuse to pay for services rendered are really in a terrible league of their own. This particular guy learned his lesson, after refusing to pay up for a fireplace project. Suffice to say, he got smoked out. Check out some more juicy pro revenge drama with this electric organ revenge that was years in the making.

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Times People Didn't Recognize Tony Hawk


Apparently there are a whole lot of people in this world that just don't recognize Tony Hawk when he's out in the wild. It must be somewhat nice for him; he doesn't have to deal with rabid fans storming his presence when he's out and about. But, he also has to deal with the occasional observer who thinks they know him from somewhere, but can't quite place it. At least Tony Hawk's a good sport about it. 

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this 22/3/17, 9:02 am from Anchorage, AK 37.2K RETWEETS 107K LIKES

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Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane 9:13 PM - 15 Apr 2018

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Text - Tony Hawk O Follow @tonyhawk Woman on plane: "You look like Tony Hawk!" Me: Is that good? Her: "Well... he's that skateboard guy." <== insert response here, I had none.

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Text - tonyhawk O 11h 34133 likes tonyhawk Woman seated in front of me rudely cut me off while boarding because she assumed I wasn't in first class. Then she watched me in Parental Guidance. #paybacksbitchy view all 1148 comments MemeBlender.com

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Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Ticket agent: "Anthony Frank Hawk, are you related to the skateboarder?" Yes, that's me. "Well he doesn't normally go by Anthony Frank." 7:30 AM - Jul 22, 2010 O 3,244 Q 487 people are talking about this

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk · 22h guy on escalator: Hey are you Tony Hawk? me: yes him: you still skate? me: yes, quite often him: but you're not that recognizable! me: I'm not sure what that means. but you recognized me, so here we are him: [blank stare] - escalator ends - 189 t7 3.7K 24K

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer. 6:02 PM - 26 Oct 2009

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Text - Tony Hawk O Follow @tonyhawk guy at restaurant: "you famous?" me: I think that depends on who you ask him: "anyone ever tell you that you look like Tom Brady?" me: never

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk Security guard at Pier 54: "Can I help you?" Me: I'm here to skate; I'm TH. Him: "you're too young to be TH." Me: you are hired forever.

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk Woman at airport: "My husband told me you're an awesome something something. Are you?" Me: "Yes, in fact it's the title on my business card"

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk Flight attendant checking overhead bins, sees four skateboards Him, jokingly: "is Tony Hawk on this flight or something?" Looks down, sees me Him: "I guess he is" ???? 14/7/18, 8:31 am 5,027 Retweets 21.4K Likes

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Man Doesn't Evacuates For Hurricane Late, Ends Up Sheltering With Lions


Man, you'd think that the whole not evacuating for a hurricane on time couldn't be more stressful than it already is at surface level, but then you come across a story like this where a guy ends up having to shelter with lions. Turns out big cats really know how to stink up the place too. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/nuqlick • 3d 1 21 e 2 TIFU by not evacuating for a hurricane early enough...and ending up in a shelter with lions L (I shared this story before on reddit a long time ago, but someone told me it belongs in this sub!) This happened within the past few years. Not gonna name the hurricane or the zoo, because I don't want the zoo to get hate mail about the treatment of animals or anything when really they did a phenomenal job with this being during a hurricane, and don't wanna

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Text - So, we (my brother [M22], his girlfriend[F22], and I [F18], all living together) had been looking at the "spaghetti models" and thought the hurricane was going to miss us, but about a day before it was going to hit, we realized we were fucked. We were reluctant to evacuate because we had no money and didn't want to miss work, but we began to panic when we realized the roads were all clogged and it was too late to get out.

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Text - Now, most people in this situation would probably go to whatever public shelter the local officials were running, but this wasn't an option for us. Turns out that these shelters were ID'ing people on the way in, and certain convicted felons were not allowed in, for public safety concerns. My brother was a convicted felon (different story) who was barred. They offered to house such people in the prison instead until the hurricane passed, but he was adamant that he was never going back ther

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Text - The hours passed, with us panicking and unsure what to do, until his girlfriend got a crazy idea. Her best friend was a zookeeper at the zoo just down the road, and she remembered hearing how the animals would be safe in the super-secure concrete nighthouses they were all secured in. She called her best friend (who was already out of state and evacuated) to see if we'd be able to somehow stay in an animal nighthouse, since we had nowhere else to go and it would be safe. It took a lot of b

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Text - Reluctantly, after promising not to tell anyone and his girlfriend crying about how we were all going to die, she sighed and agreed and gave us the access code to the employee-only gate and instructions for how to get in and lock the door behind us. I was shocked she agreed, but the keeper and my brother's girlfriend must have really trusted each other. So we set off, with 4 days' worth of snacks and drinks, some electronics for entertainment, and sleeping bags, and walked half a mile dow

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Text - It was certainly a secure concrete bunke..but the first thing that hit us when we entered was the stench. It was almost unbearable. I had never thought of lions as particularly smelly animals before, but good god...it smelled like rotten meat and the most horridly foul cat litterbox times a million. We were all retching as we came in and spread our out sleeping bags on our "side" of the enclosure, which was probably about 20 feet by 10 feet. We were separated from 14 lions by nothing more

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Text - It was much worse at night. Apparently the keepers had set a timer before they left to turn out the lights at a certain time to keep the lions on their regular day/night cycle. It was just about pitch-black, and for those that don't know...lion's eyes glow in the dark. Seeing those eyes staring at us in the night was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Well, long story short, we stayed in there for a few days and then walked home. The whole place was pretty much still evacu

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Entitled Folks with Their Increasing Demands


Entitled people with laughable demands can come from anywhere. It can be a boss that wants you to pay them to work, a stranger who wants a steep discount on a lawnmower, or someone who asks for a free turkey but also wants it cooked and delivered. They can get pretty mean, like this entitled mom who got rejected and made threats.

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Helmet - I would rather this Turkey go to a family in true need. TIA BUTTERBAU Premium all natural RORKEYRAISÈD VITHOUT IHOX MONES ON ST - Fremium bung turker Casgm ap tosHa a A peCTIOnINCmi EN REE KIEF FEN SDA CHADE As CP O FREE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY FOR MESSAGE ANYONE IN NEED 090 24 9 Comments O Like Comment KEEP CALM GOT Would you mind cooking it with stuffing, so we can pick up in the morning? Would about 11 work for you? THIS Write a comment.

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Text - feeling betrayed. ... 1 hr • O i am LIVID. a seven months now, $100 a week. the hours are easy (9am-5pm, like a regular f basically angels, they sleep most of the day anyway at this age. mas been babysitting for me for job) and the kids are i get a text from her saying she's applying to walmart and that she "can't afford to work for me anymore"???? she's not paying me anything, i'M PAYING HER, what you mean afford???? have fun working longer hours for LESS PAY you ungrateful bitch do and

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Text - 6:46 "0• LTE 4 O v00 still available? T II, ytɔ it S Will you take 400? Sorry but no, they're $1000 brand new and I'm asking 700 for a lightly used one in near mind condition I'm open to offers but 400 is too low I can do 500 max please I need it for christmas for my son Sorry I can't give it up for that. I'll drop it down to 600 for Christmas but I absolutely cannot go any lower So your not even willing to help someone out during the holidays? I literally just took $100 off my asking pri

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Text - Brake Jobs!• $100 ... Request an Offer Mark as Sold Too high a price because that one hundred dollars needs to include the pads and the rotors. It is literally impossible to make any money whatsoever to include the pads/rotors in the $100 Okay, I am in poverty and I thought that you will show compassion to the meek and the poor. I apologize but the pads and rotors themselves go for at the very least 150, I am offering considerably lower prices than other shops would ever. Sorry but, I can

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Text - wDalitu Whoever re-enacts this perfectly I will Venmo you 100 bucks. #whowillwincomedy DC O @DaneCook · 8m "Shut the fuck up." Is always funny if you deliver it one word at a time and you accentuate it by resting your chin on the palm of your hand, elbow on a smooshed up pillow. · 5m Replying to @DaneCook $100? Times are tough for everyone I guess.

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Text - Looking for a baby sitter who is willing to come to my house and watch my kiddos. One is almost 3 and one is a year old. Must be 18 or older. Must have transportation. And must be able to work anywhere from 6am to 6pm. 20 dollars a day. Two to three days a week!! I live in h 'Which is about 5 minutes from O Like Comment Send 2d Like Reply Write a comment... GIF 9+ II

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Text - Becky RATE THIS CHAT If it's for food, tell me your local grocery store and l'll email you a gift card Send me the gift card Wait you actually need food?! What's your local grocery store chain I need just $50 steam or itunes card Those aren't needs Yes I need it GIF Say something nice... SEND ...

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Text - Replies comes with a cd player? 47 mins Like Reply does it ay anything in the description about a CD player? 45 mins Like Reply how else am i gonna listen to it? 29 mins Like Reply go out and buy one 10 mins Like Reply Iso the 5cds don't come with one???? 4 mins Like Reply Write a reply... GIF

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Text - great! you can go ahead and send the $45 here and I'll be back with wip lines for approval ! 4:35 AM / that's okay l'll pay when it's done 4:35 AM Aaa l'm sorry, as stated in my TOS all payments are taken before I can start on the order! 4:38 AM / I don't think you should make people pay before they even see that art that's kind of stupid 4:39 AM I'm sorry , it's to insure that no one takes the art without paying, i will be sending wips as I work for your approval & if you are unhappy wit

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Text - no thanks this sounds like a scam you shouldn't force people to pay before they even get the product 4:42 AM I apologize for the inconvenience, however this is how I run my business & always have. When you placed the order I had assumed you where aware as it is listed in my TOS, which you agreed too. I cannot accept the commission if you are unwilling to pay upfront. 4:44 AM / get a real job if you need money that bad lol 4:45 AM thank you for your suggestion. 4:47 AM /

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Text - INF Shuzzy Today at 3:30 AM Shuzzy's crib Hello Job Seekers i am here to invite you to our experienced and chill staff team. We have 1 available job currently open : Partner Manager (PM) These are the PM Requirements: - Must provide at least 5 partners per day Dm me if you are at all interested in this position ALL Work Must Be Free

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Text - 8:06 32 8:06 32" sher Price Infant Seat Fisher Price Infant Seat · $15 Fisher Price Infant Seat · $15 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer Mark as Sold Rate Buyer 6:55 AM Yes, it's available. $10 7:58 AM Fisher Price Infant Seat reated this group There s 1 person in this group Oh okay 5 is all I have ADD PEOPLE You'll have to move along then, sorry. See Latest Updates Lmfao goodluck selling that shitty thing. Just got a brand new one 10x better for 5 bucks O000 0000 moving a long then tho byeeeee Is t

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Text - Cars Under £500 6 h. Looking to buy a car asap, must be good condition, good amount of mot, nothing older than 10 years, service history up to date. Can pay £500 or less, thanks for reading 51 133 comments Like Comment

16. "Pay me to remove my fence"

Nature - 132 feet (not including gate) Camp McT Comes with bucket and rod for mixing cement, 2 shovels, rake, and hoe. Buyer must dig it out themselves $400 obo

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