This is an abomination of a dump. I've never seen so many hopelessly cursed toilets in my life. Can you imagine for a second trying to use one of these? There goes that needing to take a piss problem...
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Sunday, May 19, 2019
A Gynecologist's Viral Twitter Thread On Why Garlic Shouldn't Go In Vaginas
This Gynecologist's wild and informative Twitter thread seeks to explain why garlic should NOT go in vaginas. Yes, apparently that is a thing happening in this world.
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Christian College's Nudity Censorship Attempt Results In Hilarious Fails
They for real censored the Mona Lisa. THE MONA LISA. We're not sure who championed this censorship cause, but the ensuing "fails" are just our kind of jam.
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15+ Of The Funniest Things Strangers Said That Made People Die Of Laughter
You never know when you'll be out busy wandering through the mess of life, when you hear a stranger say absolute hilarious nonsense. The surprising moment might be enough to make you smile, and kill ya with laughter. Enjoy the following bizarre and entertaining overheards from strangers that people caught wind of.
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Traveler's Experience With Facial Recognition Is Both Unsurprising And Deeply Terrifying
Read those contracts people! The consent is there (hopefully) whether you realize it or not. This traveler's Twitter thread about the state of facial recognition software is both unsurprising and deeply terrifying. What a time to be alive.
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13 Strange Russian Dating Site Pics That Are Truly Uncomfortable
Get your eyes ready for a painful dosage of cringe! Yes, the cringe is strong and through the roof with these bizarre Russian dating pics.
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An Epic Obituary For A Hard Living Old Man Is Filled With Comedy Gems
Tim sounds like one mean hard living, dried out old cowboy. And you just know all that "telling it how it is" meant Tim was someone you would not want to rub the wrong way.
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A Woman's Touching Story About Losing Her Engagement Ring Is A Marriage Metaphor
All hope for humanity is not lost after all. Sit back and enjoy this Twitter story about perfect strangers actually banding together to get something good done! This sounds like something straight out of a movie!
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25 Times Tinder Went Full Weird And Pun Crazy
Stay safe out Tinderers. You never know who could be lurking behind that next right swipe. It could be an irreverent word-vomiting monster with the punny maturity of a bored child. These particular Tinder moments did not fail to deliver on the laughs. If you're looking for more Tinder gems, check out this list of funny, sad, and just dumb moments from the app.
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Tyrannical Landlord Gets Dealt Satisfying Justice For Scamming His Tenants
A powerful lesson in not taking a landlord's word for anything. Stand up for yourself! If you're looking for some more satisfying revenge against bully landlords, check out this piece. It is truly something else.
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Insightful Tumblr Thread Breaks Down Meanings Of Different Figures Of Speech
Just a quick reminder that you're great, and the english language actually supports that theory!
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Idiot Gets Grilled In The Comments After Saying SPF Causes Cancer
If you're going to call someone out for advocating sun protection on hot days, you'd better be ready for a proper roasting in the comments section.
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Tumblr's Triumphant Bus Catching Story Is One for the Ages
If you've ever had your schedule at the beckon call of a city bus, there's certainly a time when you've cursed God for being seconds too late. This story at least makes up for a few of those times. Nothing rings in the ears of a malicious driver like the phrase "I am taking this bus." Tumblr is home to a wealth of fun stories, like these ones about genuinely innocent dude stories.
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10+ People Describe The Biggest Flaws In The Human Body
The human body is packing some mind blowing stupid stuff that almost seem like they're designed to put us at risk.
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