You know you've got a humorous mastermind on your hands when he's playing a prank on you from beyond the grave.
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Tuesday, January 28, 2020
Veteran Finds Out His Watch is Worth up to 700K
There's something about watching someone learn their treasured possession is worth a fortune on Antiques Roadshow that doesn't feel like anything else. The way this appraiser keeps adding details and value to the watch is a satisfying sight to behold.
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Cops Unknowingly Pull Over State Attorney
Flashback to the time that State Attorney Aramis Ayala was pulled over by the Orlando Police, and proceeded to show them what actual power looks like. The cop's reaction when he was asked for his card was priceless. That and the moment he spews something off about her windows being "really dark."
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Client Demands Unblocked Spam Filter, Regrets His Decision
There's nothing quite like that sweet "I told you so feeling" you get when a customer gets exactly what they wanted and learns that they screwed up. It feels good to drink in the visceral feeling of an outsmarted horrible customer. Customers are often wrong, but too few of us don't give a rip, so this kind of interaction is as rare as it is sweet.
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Tagged: customer support , customer service , job , funny stories , email , customers , client , customer , ridiculous , spam , stupid
Pro Stock-Pickers Vs. Astrologist, Beauty Bloggers, And Cows
Twitter user @RobinWigg shared a viral thread about one very bizarre Norwegian TV program. We're talking about a situation where pro stock-pickers were pitted against an astrologist, beauty bloggers, and literal defecating cows. If that isn't the peak of entertainment I don't know what is? Naturally, the professionals were unsettled by their competition. Can't imagine how unsettled they were when they learned that Gullros was a total stock-picking wizard.
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Funny and Insightful Things Said by Kids
@livefromsnacktime collects the funny and strange things adults overhear kids say. Kids can be stupid and weird but every once in a while they fall backwards into some insightful and accidentally funny comments. When kids aren't having hilariously irrational meltdowns, they're commenting on life goals and pancakes.
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Well-Constructed Putdowns And Savage Comebacks
Who doesn't love a fresh round of people getting destroyed by the power of brutal words, for the rest of the online world to see. Seems like some of these were warranted, while others could've been a total blindside. It's a wild west out there in the comments section, and you've got to keep your wits about you!
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Classmates Try To Copy Student's Essay, Student Revenges With Fake One
This fed up student decided they wanted to teach some lazy classmates a lesson. So, they decided to put together a fake essay, and next thing you know, some rattled students are confronting the consequences of not even being able to cheat correctly.
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Movie Elements That Aren't Like That In Real Life
We get it. Filmmakers use unrealistic storytelling methods in order to convey the most amount of information to the viewer in as efficient a way as possible. It would be boring to watch Joe Pesci try to find parking for twenty minutes. That doesn't mean that some of these shortcuts go unnoticed, like how this tumblr thread uncovers the very limited types of movie posters.
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Tagged: cliches , observation , movies , interesting , scene , lol , camera , film , story , script , storytelling , funny
Babysitter "Help Wanted" Ad Is Absolute Insanity
Shoutout to the folks at The Chive for discovering the goldmine of ridiculous human behavior that runs rife throughout this "help wanted" ad for a babysitter. Twitter user @honeystaysuper, unearthed just the kind of "help wanted" ad that leaves the rest of the world speechless. I don't even know where to start with this one. The attention to detail is honestly admirable. Nothing seems to be overlooked in terms of what constitutes a suitable babysitter.
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Entitled Influencer Demands Free Stuff In Exchange for Exposure, Doesn't Get It
This absolute peach of a person simultaneously asks for free stuff while then bragging that they make way more money. So what they're saying is they totally could afford this person's stuff but they're just choosing to be a jerk about it. Sometimes when entitled jerks demand free art, they get satisfyingly trolled. Sometimes entitled people need to take their business elsewhere.
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Irrational Reasons Toddlers Had Total Meltdowns
There are no limits to what warrants a hysterical breakdown from a toddler. Rationality in the mind of a toddler is a terribly fleeting thing. We can't verify whether these captions are accurate depictions of what brought on the waterworks, but we'd bet they're not too far off the mark.
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Tagged: frustrating , FAIL , toddler , kids , emotional , parenting , ridiculous , breakdown , crying
Colorado Sheriff's Department Breaks Brains With Boulder Description
A Colorado Sheriff's Department has rendered many brains scrambled after their strange description of a boulder. This is apparently no ordinary boulder. No, we're dealing with a boulder that escapes simple and definite descriptions. This boulder is actually a large boulder that is the size of a small boulder. Picture that real quick! Yeah, what's happening?
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Infuriating Pet Peeves People Wish Were Illegal
Everyone's got that one pet peeve that sets them off like none other. It could be trying to coexist around people who refuse to acknowledge that many people don't like to exchange words before chugging their first cup of coffee. Or maybe you feel like it should be a law that you don't need to get up to tackle the day until your dog is ready to do so as well. Either way, you're bound to connect deeply with some of these.
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Unbelievably Dumb Tattoo Translation Fails
Someone on AskReddit asked for people that speak Japanese and/or Chinese to share the very worst (or best...) of the tattoo translation fails that they've seen. These might be some of our favorite kinds of fails. Tattoo artists can be brutal when it comes to surprising people with tattoos that definitely don't translate to what people think they do.
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