Friday, September 4, 2020

Tucson AZ Police Officer Pulls Over His Chief


Wonder if his boss appreciated the fact that he was following procedure, or if he just straight up fired him. 

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Guy Drives Telemarketer Insane By Only Saying Yes


Turns out it doesn't take an extensive vocabulary to drive an irritating telemarketer crazy. All that it takes is a simple, "yes" to get the job done. Next time he should try out "perhaps", and see how that goes. 

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Irish Man Leaves Funny Recording For His Own Funeral


The fact that this guy made this recording to make people he loved happy, while he was going through the profound experience of confronting his own death, speaks volumes to his character. Going to guess that he was a whole lot of fun to be around. 

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Tumblr Thread: Tony Stark's The Most Formidable Avenger


This fun Tumblr theory entertains the idea that Tony Stark's pain tolerance is actually off the dang charts, and he's a completely underrated force to be reckoned with. The theory is compelling at the very least. Funny to think that Hulk and Thanos were actually just rocking the bare minimum pain tolerance all along, cause they never had to actually experience much real pain. 

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Vegetation - bilesandthesourwolf i haven't seen anyone talking about this andim most likely genna get-seme hate-for this so here goes. did you all see the way Tony handled wearing all of the Infinity Stones and how vastly different his reaction was from Thanos and Bruce?1?! Thanos when he had all the Stones:

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Text - you can see that he's letting the power course through him, but the way he yells clearly shows that he's feeling pain as well as the power. HulklBruce when he wore all of the Stones:

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Text - the "strongest" (to quote Tony) Avenger is obviously in a tremendous amount of pain and it took him awhile to recover enough to snap his fingers. i'm not hating on Bruce, just stating facts. and then there's Tony with all of the Stones:

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Text - he feels that initial surge of power but he rebounds and-den'ttell me the suit was abserbing the power-beeause you can later-see the power traveling up-his neek-very quickly, he almost looks like he's simply feeling the power of the Stones and not necessarily any pain. he barely needs time to adjust to the power of the Stones in order to say his iconic line and then snap his fingers. Iron Man.

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Text - the power of the Stones are coursing up the side of his face and he's not even flinching. there isn't an ounce of pain on Tony's face, just pure determination. Tony Stark, mere human, is the most powerful Avenger. buckinwildstory I see that and raise you- This is a man that had a 5 inch HOLE cut in his chest. He had a metal tube shoved in, displacing and bruising his HEART.

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Text - This man was jolted and rattled around in suit after suit, and even when he BROKE AN ARM in CW he didn't so much as flinch. He put on the suit, and he didn't let some pain slow him down. Tony Stark has never let pain stop him. Not emotional pain. Not physical pain. This man? He is feeling every bit of the pain Bruce and Thanos did. What makes HIM different? Tony embraced that the cost of living his best life was pain. He internalized Stark Men are Made Of Iron and he embodied it. Tony isn

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Text - Tony felt the same pain, if not more... and Tony Fucking Baddass Stark? He swallowed it down, played it off, and spat in the face of the horror that haunted him for a decade. Tony Stark isn't the strongest because he only felt power. Tony Stark is the strongest because when burning alive, he prioritized his loved ones over the release of screaming out the pain. ironmanstan i saw a theory that said the reason why he didnt flinch is because thanos and hulk are rarely truly hurt/in pain from

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Text - to contrast that, tony's been in pain constantly since 2008 for this reason or the other. probably had more concussions that scars and thats saying something. so he puts on the actual infinity gauntlet and goes: "huh. another thursday it is" and thats equal parts badass as it is fucking sad

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Karen Gets Stuck In Traffic Jam, Road Rages, Petty Revenge Ensues


Karen decided to pitch a fit about a traffic jam that the driver in front of her had no ability to make disappear. It's funny how blind rage gives way to ignorant acts of absurdity. Acts of absurdity like Karen telling a car to move when it had nowhere to go in the first place. Fortunately, the driver took a petty revenge on Karen for her antics. 

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Sister's One Direction Posters Get Shrekt


Ah, yes, good old sibling rivalries. These rivalries can manifest in brothers and sisters playing extremely devious pranks on one another. For instance, this guy who decided that he'd redecorate his sister's most cherished "One Direction" belongings with a ton of Shrek faces. 

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Text - thatsogwyneth: roughkiss: peevsie77: gay-undertones: gay-undertones: So my sister's out for the day and my sister's room is completely covered in One Direction posters So I thought "why not cut out 350 shrek faces aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK"

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Text - gay-undertones What was your sisters reaction? Anonymous Well she came home and I played "I'm a believer" by smash mouth on loop in her room and she was like 'wat' so she went upstairs into her room and just screamed and collapsed to the floor Ask gay-undertones a question #ask 11 notes MAN DOWN MAN DOWN This is a thing of beauty It's the dedication that makes this joke so funny. Omg I seriously can't stop laughing 571,874 notes

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Cats Who Were Caught In the Act


On general principle, cats have no respect for you or your things and they'll knock your full mug of coffee off the counter just to see what will happen. It makes sense that there'd be a lot of evidence of cats and their crimes. Hey, they want food even when they have it. This point is driven home by the fact that cats probably talk like disparaged Victorian children.

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Tumblr Thread: The Creepy Disappearance of John's Roommate in Garfield


Many Tumblr users fancy themselves as canon detectives, looking way too far into classic cartoons for hidden meaning. Here's a time they recreated this trivial Scooby Doo inconsistency. Officially, Lyman was a character in the Garfield universe who was deemed unnecessary, but that hasn't stopped the official Garfield universe from suggesting a darker reality.

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Text - ipomoea-alba-quinn Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes Not saying he wouldnt do this but SOURCE????? raeloganthesonic06fangirl Oh, boy, this is a fun bit of trivia.

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Text - 2O YEARS & STILL KICKING! GARFIELD'S TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION Jou DAVES See this book? This was published in 1998. I got it when I was 8 from my school bus driver for being really helpful on the route map for her first day, so this book has been in my possession for 19+ years. It's very battered, but all the pages are still there, taped together, because the binding glue didn't react well to the environment I lived in at the time.

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Text - Page 32 has a special "Bonus" spot for Lyman, with “updated" (for 1998) profile art Garhera shaving her legs at the counter. RACTER TOP TEN EXPLANATIONS FOR LYMAN'S DISAPPEARANCE 10. Left strip to pursue dream of Olympic figure-skating gold 9. Joined CIA, working undercover in Lyman entered the strip as Jon's roommate and Odie's owner. Lyman's primary function was to give Jon someone to talk to, a role that was gradually assumed by Garfield. Though he reappeared briefly for Garfield's ten

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Text - JON, WHAT DID YOU DO? raeloganthesonic06fangirl Oh, and also, if you know your Garfield Lore, then Lyman was Jon's roommate until 1983, then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie

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Text - then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie behind. He did appear in a Logo Box for Garfield's 10th Birthday strip in 1988, as a cameo, but for the most part, Lyman has been absent for so long, they have continually rewritten how exactly Jon obtained Odie, ranging from adopting him from the same shop as Garfield, to adopting Odie a couple years into owning Garfield. Except for Mo List Did you hear that? Something happened in the Chooalate Covered Dontits kitchen! Songr Dons Blueberry Mu

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Text - List Did you hear that? Something happened in the kitchen! Chooalate Covered Denits Sown Coc BOnuts Bhueberny Muffins Chocolate Chip Muffins l ChaMe Donts The popular 90s Garfield flash game, "Garfield's Spooky Scavenger Hunt", in which you can find Lyman chained up in a basement as a hidden eastern egg. He begs Garfield to give him some muffins to eat, then disappears after you leave the room and come back. Garfield Lore is pretty messed up when you dig around. mousathe14 what the hell .

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3 Villains Whose Plans Needed A Second Draft


Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time though, buckle up, cause it is the season finale. They provide some hilarious commentary on how some of those iconic movie villains very well might've been a bunch of knuckleheads. 

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Nostalgic Snacks from the 90s and 00s


The 90s were an amazing time for senseless and gimmicky candies, and it was great. Everyone had a skateboard and no one really knew how to skateboard. They had green ketchup. No one knew what made it green, but the kids in the commercials sure made it seem extremely radical.  Snack companies went as far as basically just giving kids a toothpaste tube filled with neon colored syrup. Here's an unhealthy indulgence of fast food nostalgia, as well as some powerful nostalgic memes.

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