Sunday, May 9, 2021

Entitled Karen Thinks Army Cadet Works At McDonald's


You just never know if you're about to cross paths with a ferociously entitled, plain old belligerent Karen who is determined to enact chaos and misery upon someone else's existence. In this case, we have no idea what must've been going through this entitled Karen's brain. It's almost like some of these people only get angrier when they're rightfully corrected on their prior brain fart. Sounds like this Karen absolutely got put in her place. For some more ridiculous Karen drama check out this story about a Karen who took her sweet time in a handicap space, and then proceeded to get blocked in

Mistaken Bozos Who Didn't Get The Joke


Remember, if someone says something confusing, incomprehensible, or absurdly dumb but also has dozens or hundreds of people responding positively to it, that's probably a joke. Some of us have a compulsion to state the obvious or even call other people stupid when they aggressively miss the joke, and that only serves to plunge them further into their hole of lameness. Just give it an extra second of thought or risk sliding into the ranks of mistaken people who missed the joke by miles.

Highly Unadvisable Life Pro Tips


There's nothing like some life pro tips that are entirely devoid of ethics, and could basically be seen as some immoral real life cheat codes. Of course, most of these are completely nonsensical and should not/could not actually be practiced in the real world as we know it. With that being said, they're definitely entertaining. If this got you going, check out some more bad life pro tips that won't help at all, over here.

Seemingly Harmless Things That Are Surprisingly Dangerous


Not every hazard in life is going to have a creepy signto accompany it. Some really common things like sitting a certain way or picking flowers can have hidden dangers. It's hard not to get a little anxious after reading about the surprisingly dangerous things in everyday life, but at least it's better than not knowing the dangers of ignoring your dryer lint.

Man Continually Violates HOA Rules, Asks If He's In The Wrong


We're no strangers to rather gnarly stories about the HOA making people's lives miserable. It sounds like by the nature of its very existence, the HOA just gets all up in people's business, and harasses them to no end. In this guy's case, he just wasn't having it. Naturally, the HOA didn't take too kindly to that attitude. For some more drama from the world of HOA madness, check out this story about an HOA member getting a neighbor's car towed, and then the favor that was returned

Employee on Last Day Leaves In Middle of Transaction


The last few days at a job can be a cornucopia of not giving a heck. And when it comes to staying late on your last day, only the rapidly decaying, invisible bonds of convention are what keep people from just going screw this I'm out. After dealing with enough ridiculous customer demands it sure has got to feel good to just leave in the middle of a customer interaction.

Entitled Folks And Their Never-Ending Demands


Is it really doing anyone a favor to be angry that a store is closed at closing time, or that someone charged you full price for an item? These entitled folks sure seem to think so. While most people have a good idea of what fair and decent behavior is, there will always be an entitled few with unreasonable demands and delusions of bullying other people into giving them free stuff.

Egotistical Dude Underestimates Milk Gallon Challenge, Pays The Price


You very well might've heard of someone or another trying to tackle the infamous milk gallon challenge. It's a challenge that invites the most inflated of egos to push their bodies quite literally past their limits. It sounds like this dude vastly underestimated the kind of toll that the milk challenge would take on his body, and ended up paying the price dearly. 

Twitter Thread: Real World Implications Of The Avengers


Naturally, the Marvel movies portray all those iconic superheroes in such a way that there can oftentimes be a skimming over of the finer details, finer details that look like a whole lot of busted mailboxes and cars. If you have someone like Thanos roll into town to square off against the Avengers, you can pretty much count on your local grocery store being uprooted from the literal face of the earth. Also, probably every other store. 

Woman Refuses To Cover Pregnant Coworker's Workload, Gets Called Out


Oh boy, buckle on up for some more fun drama between coworkers. This time around, we've got a woman dealing with being called out by her pregnant coworker because she refused to pick up her extra work when she was on maternity leave. It seems totally reasonable that she didn't want to deal with the extra work, and especially when you factor in the fact that the lady had an assistant who could deal with the work while she was out. The moral judges of Reddit's AITA community were in agreement that her decision to not cover the extra work was in fact totally understandable. 

Funniest Ways People Failed At Everyday Tasks


We're all prone to moments of utter failure where we're left feeling just about as clueless as the very moment we came into this strange and disorienting world. It's good to be humbled by our own dumbness every now and again though. Keeps the fragile ego in check. Maybe these people's own hilarious moments where they failed at everyday tasks will serve to make you feel a bit better about your own blunders that still haunt you at night when you're just trying to catch a restful night's sleep. 

Trashtacular Moments of Shameless Garbage-osity


It's important to live without fear of judgement, but sometimes not giving a damn has unintended trashy consequences on those around us. For example, when considering crashing a wedding in order to steal the gifts, it's important to think hard about the effects your decisions might have on others, lest that behavior be deemed a trashy moment that belongs on garbage island.

Unsafe Maneuvers From Those Tempting Fate


It should occur to everyone that letting your dog pilot your scooter is a bad idea, yet some of us choose to trudge further on life's metaphorical (or literal) tightrope. Is it that we have too much blind faith in our ability to complete these unsafe maneuvers? Is it the belief that we're invincible? Is it self-confidence? Is it frugality? Whatever the reason for the many safety failures out there, it doesn't make them any less of a spectacle.

Couple Has Wedding In Sign Language, Mom Can't Handle It


It seems like if you do most of your communicating in a particular language and you're planning your own event, it's well within your right to do that event in said language. And since most of their guests speak sign language anyway, the idea isn't so absurd. It seems like this mom isn't a huge fan of irony. It's reminiscent of this uncle who demanded a meat meal at a vegan wedding.

Aggressively Rude And Belligerent Designs


Every now and again we cross paths with a product that's so structurally vile, so aggressively inconsiderate to the space it occupies, that it can leave us speechless. It almost feels like whoever was responsible for designing the product was nothing short of an evil mastermind, determined to bring more stress into people's lives by plaguing the world with terribly rude designs. 

Zookeepers Share Their Insider Zoo Knowledge


Zoos have to hold the title of some of the weirdest places to work. Where else do you have to deal with dangerous smelly animals as well as customers? What other job might you be briefed that the lion just ate the peacock? Zoos have the strange reality of being full of workers who are highly educated but also still have to shovel tons of chimp crap for a few dollars above minimum wage.