Sunday, July 14, 2019

HR Intervenes On Sandwich Saga Between Coworkers


sandwich saga, coworkers drama, funny, fail,

I'd expect something like this from someone named Francis! 

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Spectators Witness Extremely Close Mach-Loop By An F-15


Absolutely incredible!

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Woman's Ancient Gun Gets Roasted Back into the 1800s


funny comments on woman's pic of an old gun

When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

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27 Dumb but Clever Jokes That Are Technically True


joke about temples filled of artworks similar to tattooed people

Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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Woman's Review For Pocketed Yoga Pants Is Comedy Gold


funny review for yoga pants with pockets

There's something so wonderfully wholesome and pure about women finding out their clothing has pockets. All for it! 

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Police Chief Forgets Her Gun In A Public Restroom And It Gets Snatched Quickly


A San Luis Obispo police chief left her gun in a public restroom, and surveillance footage has surfaced since the moment of forgetfulness, showing a stranger walking out with the gun. Not something you want to leave lying around. Hopefully the dude gets picked up quick. 

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Tow Truck Driver Arrested For Trying To Repossess Cop's Car


The tow truck driver was just trying to do his job! 

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Owner Of Pet Rescue Live Streams Herself Tracking Down Car Thieves And Stealing Her Car Back


"I'm white trash and I'm in trouble." What an absolutely ridiculous, chaos-ridden situation. 

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23 Moments of Trashiness to Fill the Dumpster-Shaped Hole in Your Heart


post asking to return stolen cats who needs lots of medications

Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.

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Woman Suggests The Joker Should Be A Female, Men Lose It On Twitter


origins of female joker

When Twitter User, @everywhereist, suggested that the Joker should be a female, men proceeded to absolutely lose their sh*t on Twitter. It would be a vast understatement to say that they're NOT down with DC Comics star villain being a female. 

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Flat Earther Has A Difficult Time At The Post Office, Gets Arrested


"She didn't ask me to leave." Uh, please, she asked you SO many times my dude. What a fine and shining display of stupidity. 

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Twitter Users Describe Those Words You Think You Know Till You Try To Pronounce Them


words you don't know how to pronounce because you never heard them being said

We've all happened upon that one seemingly innocent word that we think we know how to say out loud, until we actually go to say it. Twitter user @alau2, started up a viral thread that has Twitter users sharing the words they can't pronounce for the life of them. 

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Court Reporter Reveals Ridiculous Things They've Overheard


funny things a court reporter heard being said in court

This one's an oldie but a goldie! The verdict's in and some of these are actually probably real. It might be hard to accept that some people are indeed this stupid, but I mean, come on, we're regularly featuring stupidity soaring to new heights here. 

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A List Of Some Real Facts That Sound Fake But Are Indeed Legit


weird but true trivia fact about donkey kong

The world is a strange place brimming with mind-blowing wonders that seem to escape the realm of reason altogether. Some of these allegedly "true facts" sound crazy enough to have been pulled out of thin air. Seriously. 

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28 Genius Ideas And Inventions


genius ideas such as a cvs machine and an ingredients list that lists the purpose of each ingredient

There's no denying that the following list is filled to the brim with genius ideas and inventions. You've got to love a label that actually shows you clearly which each ingredient's purpose serves. 

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