Wednesday, January 30, 2019

18 Reasons Why Married Men And Women Never Come Home Anymore


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Trouble in paradise for a whole lot of these folks. 

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Video Mocks A Kid's Ridiculous Experience Helping His Mom With An iPad


You might laugh, but in pain, at just how close to home this feels! 

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Exasperated Guy Hilariously Reacts To Playing Kingdom Hearts 3


Sometimes you just have to follow the light of your inner heart beam! That being said....this guy's video reaction to Kingdom Hearts 3 is a solid little nugget of internet gold. 

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25 Alarmingly Honest, Occasionally Brutal, Sometimes Wholesome, Tweets About Marriage


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These tweets are brimming with the imperfections and brutal truths and painful beauty of a relationship between two individuals. While marriage is not essential to experience these moments, these tweets are intended to represent parts of different married couple's lives; and you might still relate to it, as someone floating through life, non-committed, and just doing your own thing. That being said you're more likely to encounter some of these experiences, in a marriage! 

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19 Big Red Flags to Watch out for at a New Job


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We've all had our fair share of bad jobs. When you have no skills or experience, there's a good chance your only option is a position with crappy hours, brutal conditions and high turnover rate. As glamorous as "artist" sounds in the job title "Sandwich Artist," there are some clear red flags indicating the types of jobs it would behoove you to avoid.

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13 Sharp-Witted Times People Fired Back Perfect Responses Online


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When people projectile word vom*t their undigested thoughts on social media, the rest of the internet, occasionally steps up to correct the stupid. In these cases, we're dealing with a nice dose of spicy wit and unapologetically brutal logic. The ensuing public "conversations" or moments, are pretty entertaining. See for yourself. 

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Shocked Man Live Tweets His Discovery Of A Cat With Baby Kittens Under His Bed


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This newfound Cat Father happened upon one unbelievable catsh*t crazy kind of situation, under his bed! Sometimes, you've gotta listen to those paternal instincts, and let it ride. In this case, he follows his instincts, and makes swift power moves, like cancelling his malt whiskey and comics order. Already sounds like he's acting on some love, and can you blame him? Kittens have an uncanny knack for breaking down the most hardened of emotional exteriors, with profound cuteness. 

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New Meme Lovingly Roasts JK Rowling's Modern Additions To The Harry Potter Storyline


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JK Rowling has taken to Twitter to share her updated takes, or answers, to people's pressing questions about how the wizarding world of Harry Potter fits into the "woke" world of the present. Enough of these responses collected over time, and left people finding themselves inspired to "lovingly" meme JK Rowling's hypothetical future answers. The results made for some entertaining memes! 

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Disgusted Pizza Place Employee Shares Story About His Customer's Strange Routine Behavior


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This rattled ex-pizza place employee shared his troubling story about a self-proclaimed family man's method for picking up, and carrying out pizza's from the establishment. The picture describe is one riddled with confusion, distress, and outrage. What compels a man to lug around pizzas like that? Is it a deep anger with the world? Is it gross indifference? Who's to say! This twitter thread's a steaming slice of entertainment and intrigue, and we hope you enjoy. 

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Dude's Sprinkler Screw-Up Costs Navy 1.5 Million Dollars


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It's not every day that you make such a colossal mistake that you cost your employer over a million dollars in damage. Luckily for him, this wasn't even the worst case scenario. If you're into Navy humor, here's an awesome story of the bold moves over the laziest naval officer ever.

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Twitter Thread Explains Confusing Parts In Lord Of The Rings Like They're A DnD Campaign


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If only the stories didn't predate DnD by 20ish years right? That being said, maybe this will clarify some of the murkier points throughout Lord of the Rings, for anyone who found themselves confused, while having a decent grasp on DnD knowledge. 

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25 Filthy, Stupid and Strange Design Failures


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There's so many signs, toys and products being designed all the time that some of them are inevitably not going to be proofread. And boy are we grateful for that. We wish more people made stupid mistakes that render their bookstore accidentally filthy. Here's to measuring once before cutting.

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22 Man Secrets That Everyone Should Know About


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Sure, there's the classics like "when I say I'm not thinking about anything I'm actually not thinking about anything" but that's just the tip of the iceberg. In most cases it's helpful to know what's going on in someone else's head. Except when it's absolutely disgusting. We tried not to include too much, but some got through anyway.

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