Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Man's Wife Dreams He Cheats On Her, Demands Apology


This guy's wife dreamt that he cheated on her, and proceeded to demand that he apologize in real life. 

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Video Footage Of Brazen Thief Stealing Stuff With A U-Haul


Just don't steal stuff, people. 

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Professor Greets Class Everyday With "Whazaaaa" From Budweiser Commercials


Every class everywhere might benefit from this silly greeting that marks the beginning of class. The professor would appear to be someone who doesn't bother with taking himself too seriously. Right on. 

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Fireman Bewildered by Woman Jogging in Tornado Aftermath


A series of devastating Tornadoes hit Nashville on Tuesday, March 3rd. With dozens of casualties, a state of emergency declared in Tennessee and many buildings destroyed, this fireman was shocked to cross paths with what looked like a woman going for a casual run.

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Angry Customer Thinks Cabinets are Blue, Employee Peels off Covering


Dumb guy returning cabinet doors thinks the plastic covering is the door itself.

Customers try to return things for some real stupid reasons, like this lady who thought she'd get to keep two washers. This guy thought he was being justifiably upset when he was sold blue cabinet doors covered in logos. Nice going, man. For another dumb client interaction, here's a customer who didn't know what a broken arm meant.

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Dude Offers Expired Candy To Coworkers


Employee accidentally offers expired candy to coworkers, and everyone gets sick.

There was nothing smart about offering those Smarties to the coworkers. As it turns out, they were expired, and everyone ended up getting sick as a result. Yikes. Those poor bathrooms, and those poor people. Anyone else never realize that candy like Smarties can expire? You learn something new every day. 

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Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like


funny stupid puns and wordplay

We respect beautiful stupid puns but they can kind of get to be too much. That said, we can't stay away from them for too long until we need our fix. Then we go back to hating them again. They make us feel smart and stupid at the same time. It's hard to tell if we love or hate puns.

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People's "Oh Crap" Moments


Scary moments and stories

Sometimes life will hit you in a way where you get launched into an out of body experience. Maybe you get a huge shock, or experience something so out of the ordinary that reality comes crashing down in an instant. Life will just throw those moments of chaos, failure and misfortune that make it unpredictable

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The Baddest Of The Maddest Mad Lads


A collection of people being truly ridiculous and fearless online.

These mad lads don't give a dang about anything in the world. They're clearly fearless, and so supercharged on genuine bravery that they don't know what to do. So, here we are, capturing all their blazing madness. 

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Guy Plays Poker With Friends On Birthday, Girlfriend Rages


Guy's girlfriend gets angry about his surprise birthday party.

This guy asked people on Reddit whether he was in the wrong for playing some poker with the boys on his birthday, even though his girlfriend wanted the day to be about them. Apparently, she was quite upset when he didn't meet those wants, and instead did his own thing. 

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Various Attempts That Dove Into A Pool of Failure


funny attempts that led to failure

Life is a relentless battering of attempt after attempt. Sometime's you're trying to park your car, make a cake, do your job or just make a decent point online. Not all of these tries will work out. Many of these attempts will hit the ground with the sound of failure.

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Supreme Cases Of Devilishly Petty Revenge


A collection of funny petty revenge cases.

We've rounded up a fun collection of people being petty animals to one another. Some folks just don't want to let stuff go, and from there they decide to enact their petty revenges. The people who took these revenges must've been feeling some kind of satisfied, after seeing things through. 

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People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results


People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share what happened after they let their moms count to zero. Sometimes the results were rage-fueled, while other times the moms just bit their tongues and counted it out again. All in all, this thread is just our kind of silly. 

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Twitter Users Share What They're Hilariously Bad At


Twitter users share the things that they are hilariously bad at doing | tweet by Tweetabit G C @ElsyBeath Replying ThatEricAlper Gift wrapping.

We all have that one thing that we just can't seem to get our brains to do correctly. These people and their confessions of what they're genuinely terrible at might make you feel a bit better about that thing you feel like you just can't do right, for the life of you. 

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Guy Eats Six Egg Omelette Intended For Family, Embarrassment Ensues


Guy eats a six egg omelette that was intended for the family, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by eating six egg omelet Years ago, on bright and sunny spring morning, my wife feeding our first child his highchair. My -laws, who were staying with us few weeks abroad, were preparing breakfast everyone. At time wasn't terribly unusual my mother--law prepare meals us, as she enjoyed helping us out with cooking and giving us more time tend our little one atypical my father--law had evidently decided

This guy had quite the fail after wolfing down a wonderful six egg omelette, and then realizing that it was intended for the whole family. Yikes. There it is. The fail occurred, and some solid stress-induced indigestion likely resulted. 

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Grandma with Alzheimers Defeats Rude Karen


Grandma with Alzheimers insults rude Karen | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by byebyebrain1 7 days ago Don't mess with my Grandma, Karen. XL denotations people involved are pretty obvious so am not going list them Summary: Grandma with Alzhiemers puts Karen her place.

Experiencing your loved ones deal with aging is emotional and difficult, to put it lightly. But the moments of clarity when your grandma can sling a hardcore diss at a rude Karen are the kind of stuff you remember for a long time. For another wild Karen encounter, here's a story of a Karen who demanded fresh donuts and got them.

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