Sunday, February 19, 2017
Got 17.5 Hours? Enjoy This Man Clicking His Mouse One Million Times
Some people are desperate to break a world record. Very desperate.
On that list of very desperate people is YouTuber Tocen, who broke the world record of my clicks on a mouse in a single video. If you didn't know that that was a record, shame on you!
Tocen clicked his mouse one million times in 17 hours. So if you're looking for something boring, monotonous, and oddly therapeutic, try skipping around in this video a little bit. It's fun to watch this guy just clicking away. Click.
Submitted by: (via Tocen)
Tagged: world record
Finally, That Lovable Scamp Greg Maddux Is Pranking Baseball-Star Kris Bryant
There's nothing better than a good baseball prank, especially when that no-good rapscallion and Hall of Famer Greg Maddux is involved.
This century's Dennis the Menace dressed up as a sound guy to trick Chicago Cub Kris Bryant. Man, this is the oldest one in the book, and Bryant fell for it.
Props to you, Greg Maddux, and another one of your home run goofs.
Submitted by: (via Red Bull)
This Rooftop Parkour Chase Makes Those Bourne Movies Seem Realistic
Don't you wish you could throw caution to the wind, hit the roof, and start parkouring around. Me too. I mean, I could do this I just don't want to.
This parkour chase puts you in the driver seat for a death-defying chase on the Moroccan rooftop.
Here's me doing it:
Submitted by: (via ViralHog)
Tagged: parkour
Charlie Day Eating the World's Hottest Chicken Wings is the Long Lost 'Always Sunny' Segment We Needed
The reasons to love It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia star, Charlie Day are as endless as the TV character's appetite for sniffing glue and self-medicating with whatever bottle's within arm's reach.
The following stress sweat-inducing documentation of Day wrestling the world's most notoriously unforgiving gauntlet of hot chicken wings is the pinnacle of sadistic entertainment, and won't fail to steer you clear of dabbling in any spice foods, for a while.
Submitted by: (via First We Feast)
Tagged: its always sunny in philadelphia , Challenge Accepted , spicy , charlie day , first we feast , food , funny
Jimmy Kimmel Asked Randos on the Street If They Sex Last Night and Oh, Yeah, You Better Believe Some People Intercoursed
Jimmy Kimmel loves asking people on the street about their sex lives, as we all do. It's just fun to know who's getting laid and stuff because — oh, yeah — sex.
You're not going to believe this, but on the day after Valentine's Day, well, people like to get, you know, intercoursed. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm talking about s-e-x, the physical act of love, people having it.
So light some candles, eat an oyster, and pop open that bottle of merlot because random people on the street are saying whether or not they did "it" last night.
Sex.
Submitted by: (via Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Tagged: jimmy kimmel , sex
Little Girl Bakes Up Poop-Shaped Brownies for Science Project and, Surprise, People Would Still Eat
Would you eat something if it looked like a big log of poopy?
As long as it wasn't an actual turd, I'm sure you're thinking, "Uh, yah, dude. I ain't picky."
One father decided to ask the community over on Imgur if they would eat his daughter's a science project, a batch of brownies shaped like poop to test if visuals effect food appeal.
My Daughters Science Project. She wanted to see if sight effected taste.
Turns out, at least on Imgur, they do not. People still want to eat the shit.
Submitted by:
This 1,800-Feet BASE Jump Is Sick, Will Make You Sick
What do you do when you climb nearly 2,000 feet to reach the top of a radio antenna? Why, you jump off, of course.
Just don't be surprised if your GoPro footage makes everyone pretty sick — even if it is pretty sick.
Submitted by: (via ViralHog)
Tagged: base jumping
13 People Confess the Woes of Having Side Relationships and We Don't Recommend Trying This
Guys, cmon. Let's get real here for a second.
It's totally fine to pull this shit if you're single and just doing your thing but if you're in a relationship or your partner thinks you're any shade of exclusive it's time to get a goddamn grip on reality.
So we're going to go ahead and call this one a 'FAIL' just from the sheer depravity of some of the people involved. Some of y'all need to stop and reflect a bit.
Submitted by:
Tagged: relationships , FAIL
9 of the Most Loathsome Couples to Make Their Unfortunate Debut on Social Media
If these mouth vomit-inducing couples all drunk off the 'awesomeness' of their knee-buckling, transcendental love affairs are any indication of what we can come to expect in the way of 'dating social media etiquette' then give me a life of sweet solitude, on the fly.
Submitted by:
What Do Pixar Movies Look Like In Other Countries? This Video Has The Answer
When a movie is played around the world, most people only think about the difference in terms of dialogue. Is it dubbed or subtitled is usually a go to question, and then people claim they don't like either. Who wants to read movies anyway?
But Pixar always goes the extra mile, and instead of just leaving their audio team to dub in different languages, animators actually make changes to the films to make them more relatable to international audiences. They're overachievers.
Some of those differences are laid out in this video from the Oh My Disney YouTube channel. Check it out.
Submitted by: (via Oh My Disney)
Make Your Day better By Watching These Two Cops Beat the Shit Out of Each Other
What is this, the first scene of RoboCop? Are these two arguing about the OCP take over or something? Do we need more RoboCop references on Fail Blog?
These are questions only I have the answer to, and you'll find them out soon. But i nthe mean time, why don't you check out these two cops fighting each other, and see, for literally the first time anywhere, one cop repremanding another cop.
Also enjoy these RoboCop gifs.
Submitted by: (via Mitchell Wiggs)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)