Thursday, October 24, 2019

Twitter Thread Of Flexing Victorian Babes


A collection of tweets showing flexing Victorian babes.

Taking it back to the swollen twenties! 

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90s Childhood Nostalgia (34 Gems)


A collection of nostalgic gems from the 1990s.

Throwing it back to the golden olden days. Careful, the nostalgia hits hard in this post. 

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Dude Messes Up By Not Washing His Hair Properly For 10 Years


Guy messes up by not washing his hair properly for over 10 years.

This guy experienced quite the wakeup call when he realized that he'd been washing his hair incorrectly for over 10 years. What he previously assumed was an unavoidable case of white flakes peppering the barber shop's floor every time he went in for a visit, was actually a symptom of very poor hygiene. Or at least that's how it sounds. Sounds like he proceeded to make sure things were squeaky clean up top, for going forwards. Lesson learned. Better late than never! 

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Kid Tricks NBA Dance Cam Into Showing A Hong Kong Message


How about that panic being expressed by the cameraman. Kid is definitely going places!

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Dude Goes As Kermit The Frog For Wild Night Out, Gets Stained Green for 3 Days


Reddit story of a guy who goes to a costume party as Kermit the frog and ends up stained.

Even through all of the tears, self doubt, and eventual skin staining, this couple still managed to do well in the costume contest. All in all, there are worse Halloween costumes. Plus, there are way worse reasons someone can get Shrek'd with green dye.

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Quilting Community Accomplishes Wholesome Victory


Quilting community comes together to help finish a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project.

Humans are actually pretty amazing sometimes. When this woman discovered a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project (which was a massive undertaking by the way), she fell on the help of many strangers to finish the damn thing. Faith in humanity temporarily restored. 

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Boss Doesn't Allow Sick Days, Employee Stands Up To Him And Ruins His Christmas


Bike shop employee ruins his boss's Christmas by standing up to him and taking sick days

As the saying goes, people don't quit their jobs, they quit their bosses. Sometimes bosses lose sight of exactly how they should value their employees and end up in a nightmare that they've brought upon themselves. For another good one, check out this incompetent owner who didn't realize who he was firing.

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Tagged: boss , FAIL , job , sick day , work , story , sick , funny , win

Irate Customers That Mistook People For Employees


Irritable customers that mistook people for employees, and proceeded to complain to them.

Anyone who's ever muddled through working a customer service job knows how much more hellish a day can be made, when there's a wild Karen on the loose. For the rest of the people lucky enough to not have to deal with irate customers as part of their job, it's even weirder when you get the individual in a blind rage who is convinced that you work for a place you're shopping at yourself. It's a terrible combination of entitlement, rage, and stupidity. The customers are failing without even realizing it, and then when you tell them that you don't work there, they get even madder. 

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Stupid Design Failures That Need Some Help


Funny design fails and funny signs

If you don't get a fresh eyes to review your work, you can end of with some really not good signs and designs. Whether they're completely nonfunctional or end up being accidentally filthy, the world is full of design fails that need some time to better themselves.

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Witty Tinder Pickup Lines That Nailed It


A collection of witty Tinder pickup lines that nailed it.

Sometimes Tinder users manage to break out the pickup line that actually gets them somewhere, and not instantly unmatched. With the right amount of willpower and wit, Tinder users can actually get far in this strange dating landscape. 

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The Weirdest Things Laser Tag Employees and Patrons Saw in the Arena


Askreddit stories of weird things employees and people saw at laser tag.

Laser tag isn't something adults tend to think about too much anymore, but for a few years there, it was probably the coolest thing you could do. It was like a real life video game in a dark room covered in neon foam and fog. And they always had that weird smell. It seems like it sucks working at a laser tag place, so if you have a similar job, here are some work memes to help get through the grind. People who work at escape rooms also have to deal with weird stuff.

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Contestant Gets First Question Wrong On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire


In all fairness this was a pretty tricky question. Seems like a decent number of people in the comments section thought that it was Rome. 

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Various Attempts That Fell Into A Heap of Failure


Attempts that resulted in funny fails.

Life is just a series of attempts. Most of us are okay at the things that we try, but failure will always be lurking around the corner. Sometimes you're trying to make a point online, photoshop an advertisement together, or just paint a ceiling. It's not uncommon for these attempts to fail to work out. Every attempt on the road of life can take a left turn into failure.

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Tagged: FAILS , images , FAIL , errors , lol , dumb , mistake , funny , stupid

Cocky Kid Isn't Afraid Of Any Of The Other Competitors


You can see the look of regret in the eyes after saying that. Didn't fully commit to the obnoxious overconfidence there. 

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The Dumbest Things People Had To Explain To Morons


People share the dumbest things they've had to explain to total idiots.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest things they've ever had to explain to someone. The resulting insights are brimming with daunting levels of stupid. Many of us have crossed paths with one of these particularly confused individuals, and likely been left speechless over how they could've made it as far as they did. Or maybe, you've been the person caught up in the humiliating moment you realize you fell through the cracks on some common knowledge. 

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Comedy Gems From Tumblr


A collection of funny thoughts and images from people at Tumblr.

We're back at it again with some fresh and hilarious funnies from the wonderful minds at Tumblr.You haven't really lived yet till you've fallen down some strange and obsessive Tumblr rabbit's hole. 

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Self-Important Boss Gets Fired For Committing Fraud


A self-important boss gets fired after committing fraud against his company.

Sounds like this self-important boss had it coming to him. And to hear that he ultimately went on to work at a Domino's, where the company's employees proceeded to order "Meat Feast" pizzas with the extra meat on them, just to mess with him, is a beautiful fairytale ending. 

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