Saturday, January 8, 2022

Clueless People Who Missed The Joke By Miles


With every great joke uttered, there's always someone out there with the potential to miss that joke by miles. Not only that, but they'll have the sheer audacity to treat the joke teller like they're the moron. It's obliviousness like that that feels like a kick in the teeth to humanity in general. Is there helping bozos who didn't get the joke? Maybe, but only if they want to be helped.

Clever College Chick Gets Revenge After Being Told to "Stop Walking Around Braless" in Her Dorm


Dorm life is a double edged blade of debauchery (cool dnd item name btw) and dissonance. I guess that's what happens when you cram a bunch of barely post-adolescent young adults -who have never taken care of themselves on their own- into close quarters living conditions. It's like a poorly optimized training simulator for adulthood.

Some of us were too focused on video games and consumption to learn any real lessons from this time of our lives but we all get their at some point. 

Anyways, we love a little petty revenge and kudos to this lass for getting the ol' leg up on the competition in this edition of Malicious. Compliance.

Ridiculous Wedding FAILs That Were Brought About By Poor Choices


Weddings. Events designed for debauchery and poor decision making.

There's something about the atmosphere and temporality of a wedding that leads us to do things that we wouldn't normally do. Nothing like being in a room filled with someone else's family and varied strangers to make you forget your senses. One thing is certain at weddings... there is bound to be some drama.

These classic wedding blunders are sure to get a cringe or a chuckle. 

Server Takes Down Aggressive Karen With Theatrical Kindness


Sometimes, you just find it within yourself to meet someone's toxic, nasty BS with nothing short of aggressive niceties. Honestly, if the cloud of ignorance isn't too thick between you and the entitled Karen that you find yourself sharing a room with, the kindness can actually end up being effective. Like, what we have here. 

A Reasonable Receptacle of Zany "Antiques Roadshow" Items For Your Raptured Contemplation


This odd assortment of delightful wonders is a bizarre trip into antiquity. View them with observational contentment as you go about your day.

If these re-captioned antiques are your buzz then check out another hearty helping here

Woman Supports Sister And BIL For Three Years Post Family Tragedy, Outrage Ensues As They Are Asked To Leave


THREE YEARS. Yes, you read that right. We will hand it to sis and BIL that they underwent a terrible tragedy. We cannot begin to imagine the pain and suffering of losing a child, let alone three. However, they have been overwhelmingly supported by OP for three whole years. Three whole years of financial and emotional support. That's over 1000 days for those who need extra clarification. Is OP supposed to put her life on hold forever? We think not, and Reddit users overwhelmingly agreed. Even in the midst of tragedy, let's try to respect one another and not be entitled individuals plz.