Sunday, August 11, 2019

Guy's Steamy Tinder Date Knocks Him Out Cold In The Bedroom


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This guy's Tinder date escalated quickly when they took things to the bedroom and she ended up accidentally knocking him out cold! Sounds like he has a great sense of humor about the whole thing, and they're actually set up for having a second date. 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong For Outing Girl's STD On Facebook After She Didn't Disclose It To Him


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This guy decided to out a girl he hooked up with after he found out she had herpes, after not disclosing it to him when they originally hooked up. Apparently he posted anonymously on their University's Facebook page, and just wanted to warn other people, because of his experience with her deceiving him. From there he proceeded to face quite a bit of backlash. Was he in fact the asshole for outing her, or did he do the right thing? Or, are they both just kind of crappy people in this equation? 

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German Tourists Have A Problem With The US And Their Sidewalks


These German tourists were a little confused in Florida when they encountered a strange lack of sidewalks and non-existent pedestrian crossings. 

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26 Of The Dumbest Questions Customers Have Ever Asked


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Gotta love when you get the customer who asks if you have "gluten-free water." 

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Hilarious Twitter Thread On A Girl's Allergic Reaction To Grass/Wheat


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Yeah, she goes from an innocent fivehead to full on Elephant Man status. Twitter user @RhiRob99, went ahead and tweeted out a reminder that it was about this time last year when her friend's head grew to 900x its normal size due to a violent allergic reaction to grass/wheat. They're lucky everything worked out, cause it sounds like they waited a dangerously long amount of time to seek medical attention. 

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Millennial Explains Difference Between Free And Affordable Education To Entitled Baby Boomer


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The internet loves a good little Millennials vs Baby Boomers online battle. This Baby Boomer was in for a rude awakening in the comments section after their post about millennial entitlement and free education vs. affordable education. Sometimes the best way to address bullish ignorance is to break out the facts. Their point was very well put, and it doesn't look like angry baby boomer had anything else to say about the matter. 

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Yelp Business Response Handles Lying Customer With Cold Hard Facts


Yelp business owner handles a lying customer by giving them all the facts.

As a Yelp business owner sometimes the best way for you to deal with a lying and testy customer is to treat them with the facts. You can't argue with the facts, and you ultimately come out of the situation looking like a boss, while the customer looks like a mindless idiot. 

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25 Teachers Share The Worst Cases Of "My Child Can Do No Wrong" That They've Seen


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Someone on AskReddit asked for teachers to share the worst examples of "my child can do no wrong" that they've encountered in the classroom. The entitlement flowing through these parents is obnoxiously strong. These teachers must've had a truly saint-like level of patience to deal with these kinds of parents. 

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21 Workers and Customers Share Their Amazing and/or Dreadful Buffet Stories


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Buffets are a very interesting thing. For some, the concept of having a restaurant where the goal is to just eat as much as you can seems completely ridiculous. Everyone's been to one, with mixed experiences. Whether it's the diverse clientele, the sometimes sketchy owners, the dubious protection of a sneeze guard, or whatever might be found by health inspectors, they're places full of wonder and potential horror.

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Tumblr User Creates List Of All The Odd Animals His Grandpa Brought Home


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Grandpa has a knack for bringing home some seriously wild animals! Stupid, the Cat sounds like a real keeper. 

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29 Moments That Prove Kids Are Stupid Creatures


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Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good. 

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Couple Stiffs Plumber Dad So He Grouts Their Bathroom With Sugar


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Turns out sugar isn't just for destroying car engines. When this couple decided that their bathroom should look different than how they asked for two weeks before, payed half and demanded the guy finish the job, he took revenge into his own hands. Revenge on customers isn't exactly advisable, but boy is it satisfying to hear about.

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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes


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Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Kid Asks Mom Too Many Questions About Her Divorce, Learns They Played Instrumental Role In Separation


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This 21-year-old recounts a truly traumatizing experience where they ended up "ratting out" their mom for cheating on their dad who was on away on military stuff. Apparently the guy staying with his cheating mom was claiming to play a role of "protector" while their dad was away. Talk about swinging low, man. That's just terrible. 

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27 Moments Of Trashy Behavior that Belong In A Garbage Can


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It's a good reminder that most people are decent most of the time. Most people are kind, friendly, and would go out of their way to help a stranger. Then there's these moments. The trashy moments. The times when people decided to act out of selfishness, greed and complete disregard for the people around them. Wild.

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Woman Asks Internet If She's Wrong For Walking Around Bra-Less In Front Of Boyfriend's Friend


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This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for walking around her place bra-less, in front of her boyfriend's friend. Many people are expressing their opinion that she is in no way doing the wrong thing; and that in fact, it's her place, her boobs, her rules. 

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