Saturday, March 9, 2019

Angry Parent's Facebook Post About Their Daughter Getting Measles Calls Out Anti-Vaxxers


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This rageful parent's emotional post about their daughter getting measles is as relevant a reminder to anti-vaxxers today, as it was, when it was posted back in 2015. The news is riddled with accounts of a measles outbreak, and the anti-vaxxers are being called out with renewed passion for their part in the upsurge of cases. Maybe this post will make a splash in the social media space, and inspire further discussion about the impacts of vaccination, or NOT vaccinating your children. 

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Tumblr Users Hilariously Lawyer-Out The Rules Of Davey Jones' Curse


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Never underestimate the internet when it comes to dissecting specific scenes from Pirate of the Caribbean movies. It started when someone pointed out the ridiculousness of having a legendary pirate standing in a bucket of water as a loophole for his curse. It ended with multiple users trying to figure out exactly how he figured this out, and what other curse-circumnavigating activities he could engage in, like sitting in a wheelbarrow. For more awesome pop culture weirdness from Tumblr, here's the time users tried to figure out what day Ice Cube's Good Day was, and here's the time they tried to figure out what angels look like.

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Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition


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Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

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Funny Commenters Go Way Too Hard in Marathon Post About Where Drugs Went


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It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and  therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.

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Enraged Employee Takes Ultimate Revenge On Womanizer Boss Who Wouldn't Pay Her Back


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Victor sounds like an All Star Asshole. And the whole situation in general is all kinds of messed up. That being said, this is a drama-ridden tale of revenge unlike anything we've seen for some time. So, here it is. 

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Incensed Goat Owner Calls Out Lying Vegan Activists In Scathing Facebook Post


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This Goat owner is not having anyone's BS. In this case, we're dealing with a situation allegedly involving the kidnapping and mistreatment of goats, by vegan activists. Read up on the post, and then make of it what you will. Pretty crazy either way. Wonder what the other parts of this drama-packed tale are. 

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A Tolerant Physics Professor Dismantles Flat Earthers In 6 Images


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You think if they don't understand it that they'll use that as a reason to not believe it? Flat Earthers have their hands full with this one. This is better than when Flat Earthers experimentally proved themselves wrong! See here.

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10 Spicy Twitter Users, Troll Millennial Stereotypes With Hilarious, Hypothetical Commandments


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Twitter users are sharing their hot and funny takes on what a modern day millennial commandment might look like. In the crafting of these hypothetical commandments, they've managed to capture a lot of the more comical traits that fall together, to define parts of the millennial generation. 

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17 Amazed Police Officers Share Stories Of Their Encounters With Criminal Masterminds


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These criminals are criminally genius. But even their oversized brains weren't enough to get 'em out of getting caught (usually). Gotta send props to the raging fool who wolfed down his bank robbery note in a moment of panicked crisis. If this list got you going, check out our other one on cops biggest "oh shit" moments over here!

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Alarmingly Informative Twitter Thread Breaks Down How Much Facebook And Google Know About You


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This informative twitter thread seeks to shed light on how much information, concerning you, is being regularly, aggressively compiled. The results might surprise you, or you're someone who's accepted the state of things as they are, and you couldn't care less about what Google or Facebook has on you. It's a strange time to be alive, as technology continues to evolve faster than we could've ever fever dreamed up. This era requires dogged mindfulness, and research, if you want to ensure you know exactly what using a browser or signing up for a "free" social media service, entails. A whole lot more going on behind the curtain than we realize...

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Man Educates His Girlfriend On How To Use Reddit With Hilariously Accurate Video


Your girlfriend comes to you, asking how to post a meme to Reddit. What the hell do you do? Well, now you've got a helpful video to turn to that explains how to navigate Reddit with hilarious accuracy. The "hacking" captcha bot was GOLD. 

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Site Runs Article About How Hipsters Look Alike, Man Mistakenly Complains to Them for Using His Image


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Editor Gideon Lichfield offered a wonderfully ironic complaint in regards to an article about the conformity of nonconformists. We couldn't have asked for some more solid irony. Are hipsters even still a thing? It's been like forever.

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15 Conversational Tweets To Fill Your Mind With Positively Humorous Thoughts


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Just cause a conversation isn't exactly real, does not mean it isn't exactly HILARIOUS. Strangely believable meets totally ridiculous in these hypothetical scenarios. 

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16 Anti-Vaxxer Memes More Viral than the Diseases They Spread


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Two of the most interesting developments in recent years are the rise of Anti-Vaxxers, and the amazing popularity of memes. It only makes sense the two would collide. Memes just spread so fast, it's crazy. And we all know how good Anti-Vaxxers are at helping spread anything that's going viral.

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Teen Lies About Getting Two Cars And Gets Demolished In The Facebook Comments Section


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This 17-year-old put on a show of foolhardy immaturity when he took to spilling a luxurious lie on Facebook. Little did he know that the Internet will likely always be there to work against him, with evidence that uncovers the truth of what he's hiding behind hastily-created lies. In this case, he gets properly shut down. And then others start to chime in to offer their encounters with bullish liars.

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