Monday, June 15, 2020

Phony Karate Master Gets Exposed


George Dillman was out there claiming that he could knock people out without ever touching them. Whoah. 

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Guy Turns Brother's Insane Voicemail Into Music Video


This right here is what the internet exists for. 

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Choosing Beggar Tries To Pull The Divorce Card


This choosing beggar thought they'd try and knock down a completely reasonable price for a nice gaming computer by dishing out some story about being divorced, and their third grader desperately wanting said computer. If one can't afford food, maybe they shouldn't be trying to buy an expensive computer. Oh well, these choosing beggars just keep on coming out of the woodwork with their unyielding demands.

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Text - Hey! So I saw you were selling a Gaming Computer for 950€. Is it possible to make the price lower? Thanks Im sorry but I cant Не make the price lower. I bought the PC for 1550€ 2,5 years ago and it works for fine so 950€ is really good price for that 1550 Euros for a Computer ?! Is this a joke?!?!?

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Text - 450 take it or leave it ma'am. The PC is going for 950€ And you are offering me 450€ You just said 1550 No I said I bought it for that price but im selling it for 950€ Oh Still Too much. How can a Computer go for a 950€ thats way too expensive Do you even know how money work?

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Text - Ma'am. The specs for the PC is in the description in the marketplace. You can google the parts of the computer and see how much they cost brand new You are not fooling anyone, my son knows computers. As I just said, You can google the parts by yourself and see

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Text - how much they cost I am going through a divorce and i dont have money to buy food and my third grader really wants a computer. Im sorry to hear that but if you dont have money, you should buy your son a cheaper computer But he wants this exact one and they didnt have those in store anymore Hmm, My computer is made of different parts so my pc has never been sold in any store

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Twitter Thread: The Ominous Origins Of Doritos


Chuck Wendig crafted a gem of a Twitter thread when he decided to "research" the origins of Doritos. Things certainly escalated quickly. Knew that crunch was too good to be true. 

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Junk food - Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig Buckle up, butterdicks. It's time to talk about Doritos. Dorites ПАСНО CHEESE Party Size! 7:55 AM 3/27/20 Twitter Web Client 2,561 Retweets 11.3K Likes

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Text - Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig · 9h v Replying to @ChuckWendig I, like you and any other human, has definitely enjoyed the ZESTY NACHO TANG of Doritos corn chips from time to time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then I thought, where did that name come from? O 18 2731 1,446 Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig - 9h I asked my dogs and my son and we're all in quarantine but we all came to the consensus that it's proba

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Text - Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig · 9h So we went straight to the source, right to the President of Corn Chips *checks notes* the CEO of Frito-Lay, and I got this email back and it was like, whoa -- the dogs and the 8-year-old agreed we were really onto something, like some Scooby Doo shit Thank you for your interest in Do No business records survive rega They were lost in a mysterious fir Do not contact us again or our ha Q 12 2751 ♡ 2,392

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Text - Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h A mysterious fire? Our hand will be forced? We knew this was just the trailhead of a much larger mystery, so diligently we continued to pursue the information, combing the deepest records of the Dark Webnet to find the truth 7 2715 1,369 Chuck Wendig After a little sluething -- sluething? @ChuckWendig 9h v sloothing? fuck, whatever -- after a little INVESTIGATION online I found an early prototype bag for Doritos from the late 1930s and at first it was like,

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Food - Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig then I looked closer and was like, whoa, what the fuck is THIS Toasted Care Taste NET WT. 8:06 AM · 3/27/20 · Twitter Web Client 16 Retweets 1,261 Likes

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Text - @ChuckWendig 9h I reverse Google image-searched that like an internet ninja and found that it is an ancient Sumerian sigil indicating a passageway between worlds, a doorway to an interstitial purgatorial plane where Chuck Wendig souls are trafficked like coins and sometimes baked into breads to feed demons. O 18 2741 2,007 1 Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig 9h DORITOS "DOOR-INTOS" "DOOR INTO THE VOIDS" THEIR NACHO CORN CHIPS ARE BAKED WITH HUMAN SOULS, THEY ARE A PRODUCT OF THE ETERNAL VOID, THE

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Text - Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig · 9h oh SHIT Doritos Dortos Follow @Doritos @chuckwendig we told you to leave this alone but you did not listen we will see you soon, voidwalker 7:47 AM-27 Mar 2020 32 Retweets 666 Likes t7 32 666 Q 172 27254 ♡ 8,391

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People Share Their Drawing Skills With Intriguing Prompt


It's pretty straightforward. The prompt asks you to fill in the blanks. Who knows what kind of media the original images could possibly be taken from? Guess it'll stay a complete mystery. Either way, it's a chance for people to be creative, not unlike this prompt that asked people to draw a duck.

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Face - Show me your drawing skills.

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Wing - Show me your drawing skills.

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Uniform - Show me your drawing skills.

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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Head - Show me your drawing skills.

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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White - Show me your drawing skills. 2.

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Facial expression - Show me your drawing skills. Maan: This IS an IKEA!

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Wheelchair - Show me your drawing skills.

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills. Ew, BROCCOLI B

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills. YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER! !

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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Line - Show me your dravving skills

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills. how was your day, deăr?

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Cartoon - Show me your drawing skills.

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Head - Show me your drawing skills.

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Line - Show mẹ your drawing skils.

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Persistently Uninterested Tinder Match is a Bullet Dodged


Pretty much the only benefit of online dating is that if you don't want to talk to someone, you don't even have to respond. Sometimes people don't do a great job of conversations, so we get moments like this. For some other dating mishaps, here are women who dated toxic "nice guys"  as well as a woman who bombarded a man's phone with a storm of texts.

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Text - 7:45 N 4 54% Sam Today 1:32 PM Hey Sam, how's your Saturday treating you? Today 3:16 PM It's fine Today 4:07 PM That's good. That sheep in your pictures is super cute by the way. Is it yours? Today 4:40 PM They're friends. And a "she" and a "he", not an "it". Sorry for the douchebag answers, but I really hate small talk and feel uninspired to let my guard down and let someone in if I feel like I'm just on the receiving end. Today 6:15 PM I'm no fan of small talk either but honestly it's p

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Text - 7:45 M J N | 54% Sam I'm no fan of small talk either but honestly it's pretty difficult to start a conversation with a complete stranger out of the clear blue without much to go on. And I only said "it" because I didn't know the gender and didn't want to say the wrong one I prefer he/she or "they" as a general. True, but it's easier to go based on some sort of introduction or notice of shared interests based on profiles. Because honestly, a complete stranger asking how my day is going isn

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Text - 8:24 N | 79% Sam complete stranger asking how my day is going isn't going to get anything substantial. Today 7:33 PM Let's start again. What kind of writing do you do, are you a journalist or a fiction writer? There was a long time when I was younger that I wanted to be a writer myself Nonprofit work. But then again, kinda need more on your end before I'm comfortable sharing more about myself. What would you like to know about me? Today 8:12 PM I don't know; Il'm not really vibing with th

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An Unhealthy Indulgence of Fast Food Nostalgia


Most people who grew up in the 80s and 90s remember the peculiar angular pastel interior of a fast food place, the lawlessness of a McDonald's play place, the absolute need to get a specific happy meal toy, and the peculiar flavor of Hi-C orange drink. What a weird time. If this gets your nostalgia motot running, here's some 90s nostalgia from simpler times.

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Poster - KING WHOPPER JR RURGER KING ecial Make it Spe Make it BURGER KING BURGER KING Make this day special...at Burger King: Where the burgers are flame-broiled to let the flavor through. The shakes are rich and creamy. And crispy fries are served up light and tender. Or make your day special with a delicious Specialty Sandwich. Whatever you choose, you know it's fixed fresh and one at a time. At Burger King Restaurants we Make it Special.just for you. Burger King-Reg. U.S P TMOr 40ge King Cor

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