Thursday, September 26, 2019

Unprofessional Times People Messed Up Their One Job


Fails, crappy designs, and other mistakes from people who had one job.

Don't let the world fool you, almost everyone is doing a bad job all the time. Whether you edit news and magazine layouts or have ever designed stuff that needed extra thought, there are a monstrous amount of failures performed by everyone every day. Sure, it might not be your fault. Sometimes life just hits you with some misfortune. Anyway, here are some from folks who had one goddamn job.

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Weird and Creepy Album Covers of The Past


Creepy, strange, funny and weird vintage album covers.

Since music is a primarily auditory experience, many artists don't seem to be too skilled when it comes to developing their image. Low budgets, awkward photoshoots and the swift and crushing passage of time have left many artists of the past in a whirling eddy of unrelatable creepiness that in retrospect, is fun to gawk at. In a similar vein of weird stuff people made, here are strange how-to books.

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Supercut of Sean Bean Saying "Bastard" A Bunch of Times


One does not simply say "Bastard" this much and this well unless you're Sean Bean. It's Boromir/Ned Stark himself and a few dozen moments of bastards.

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Americans Share Their Opinions On Switching To The Metric System


Americans share how they feel about switching over to the metric system in an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked how Americans felt about switching over to the metric system. Unfortunately (or fortunately) they forgot to make sure it brought serious replies only. So, a whole lot of wordplay ensued, and maybe a few honest replies. 

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Twitter Users Share The "Things They Found In Area 51"


Twitter users are sharing the various things they could possibly find in Area 51.

After the surreal debacle that was the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event that actually ended up inspiring some Kyles to get out there with their Monster energy drinks in tow, the Area 51 memes have been flowing. It's still ridiculous to think about people showing up for the event, and going so far as to mix it up with military officials so that they could try and "break into Area 51." Twitter users are cracking all kinds of funny jokes about the crazy shit one could find in the notoriously eerie Area 51. 

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Dad Critiques Parents Who Hand Out Cheap Halloween Candy


Dad's Facebook post calls out parents who hand out cheap Halloween candy.

This dad went off on his Facebook post about how he's just plain old fed up with parents handing out cheap Halloween candy to kids. It's got just the right amount of delusional choosing beggar entitlement that we're fairly confident it's got to be a joke. There's just no way a dad would go this far. We've got to hope, at least. 

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Some Powerful Nostalgia for the 80s and 90s kids


Nostalgia memes and toys from the 80s and 90s.

Man, remember the old days? Having to wait a whole week for a new episode of your favorite show. Having to rewind a movie after finishing it. Paying money for music. Wait, why did we even like the old days? Huge inconveniences aside, everyone pines for a simpler time that will never happen again. We've got the memories though. For the older folks here's some 70s and 80s nostalgia. And for those who want to live their best 90s life, we've got 90s life hacks.

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Mad Lads Being Uncontrollable Lunatics Online


A collection of people being careless mad lads online.

These mad lads don't give a damn about the world and it's lot of ridiculous rules. They'd just as much storm the online world with all the f**k's they don't give. 

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The Funny and Sometimes Aggravating Reality of Marriage in 30 Tweets


Jokes and funny things about marriage from twitter.

If you've been in a long term relationship, you know that seeing that same person's face every day can come with challenges. You've gotta learn to get used to each others quirks or get really great at apologizing if you wan to stand spending the rest of your lives together. People's thoughts on marriage never end, so here are more funny tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Karen Wrecks Her Jeep, Has No Insurance, Expects Stranger To Pay For Damages


Entitled Karen crashes her Jeep and doesn't have insurance, so she expects a stranger to pay for her.

Oh Karen, just cause you don't have insurance doesn't mean you can rely on perfect strangers to pay for your car's damages. To make matters even better with this fine tale of Karen entitlement, it sounds like she found the original post that called her out, and wanted to sue the person over it. As it turns out, Karen doesn't have a whole lot of ground to stand on. 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Trolls Sylvester Stallone In Wholesome Rivalry


A legend salutes another legend. 

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Giant Mastiffs Rag-Doll An Evil, Stalker Intruder


Family's giant loyal guard dogs end up rag-dolling a stalker intruder.

This family's loyal, giant Mastiffs successfully stopped an evil-minded, stalker from breaking in and doing god knows what. Sounds like the guy had duct tape and a pickaxe in his backpack. He was no match for the Mastiffs though. 

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Kids Freaking Out for Stupid Reasons


Dumb reasons kids had meltdowns.

People assume it's easy to be a kid, like the whole "not working or paying taxes" thing. That said, a lot of us forget about the challenges of growing up. A lot of being a kid is learning how stupid you are, and discovering all the ways the world can disappoint you. These result in meltdowns over stupid things. Seriously, kids have a lot of dumb meltdowns.

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Stock Photos of People's Jobs Are Wonderfully Incorrect


Inaccurate and bad stock photos of people's jobs.

It's not necessarily a stock photographer's job to make the photos look accurate, but to get across the basic idea as quickly as possible. The resulting bad stock photos of people's professions are cartoonishly incorrect and a whole lot of fun to criticize. Stock photos can also get really weird.

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Cursed Images Containing Painful Levels Of Uncomfortable Creepiness


A collection of cursed images that are creepy and full of WTF.

Our world is filled with all kinds of creepy, unexplainable, messed up sh*t. Cursed images lurk in dark corners everywhere if you keep an eye out. These cursed images are especially creepy and hard to look at, and maybe that's the best part. 

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