There are a multitude of those bizarre products out there that immediately render you speechless when you lay your eyes on them. Sometimes, the product itself is so ferociously cursed that it pretty much gives off the vibe that it fell right out of a wormhole or something. You'll find yourself sitting there, scratching your head, furrowed brow, the whole deal, and completely blinded by confusion over how the product ever came to be in the first place.
The girl in the background is far too entertained by what appears to be quite the panic-inducing predicament. However, there were some other folks in the comments section that suggested this squid was injured, and that that's why it was hanging around the surface. Either way, the idea of falling off your surfboard and into the squid's home court is just a little bit unsettling.
All that rehearsal gave way to a moment where The Rock comes across as completely, utterly unfazed by a spontaneous eruption of "it doesn't matter." Naturally, The Rock doesn't waste any time with flipping it right back as well.
Some of the world's landlords vastly underestimate the lengths to which tenants will go to to ensure that their rights are being upheld. In this case, the landlords' shady behavior ended up costing them $13K. Oh boy, the regret must've been painful for them. For some more juicy landlord drama check out the time that a former landlord told lies to keep a security deposit, and then ended up being reported to the IRS for tax fraud.
Everyone and their mother has had what they thought was a great idea for a book, movie or tv show. A few of us have gone through with writing them. And, gotta say, writing original and groundbreaking works of fiction isn't something that really works out on your first try. In fact there's a good chance that as a writer you'll just end up writing copy for some mindless internet culture/entertainment site. Plus, bullying a random person into editing your work for free on the promise that they "get to witness literary history" is a pretty good indicator that your work sucks. But, hell, watch "The Vampiress of Crapshittia" become an ultra-bestseller next month. Then we can all buy some hats and go eat them.
Um, with great power comes great responsibility. One can only begin to imagine what kinds of panicked thoughts must've been racing around this poor cashier's brain. The poor homie probably thought that he'd fallen right onto the set of a horror movie. The context is really what ties this whole situation together. The fact that it was after midnight in a 7-11, and that 7-11 seems to be a universal magnet for the bizarre makes the tale that much more believable. Also, shout out to the contortionist for having no idea why the campus alert about a suspicious individual went out in the first place.
A bad neighbor is one of those problems you just kind of have to deal with until it moves away, gets evicted, or dies on its own. Every kind of housing situation has its downsides. Living in an apartment complex and hearing someone's extra-curricular activities sucks. Living next to someone who keeps throwing dirty diapers on your lawn is a phenomenal way to be constantly frustrated. Didn't Sartre say that hell is other people? For some absolute animals who made it into people's homes, here are people's worse houseguest experiences.
This tenant was just trying to make things more convenient for their neighbors, but management wasn't about that. So naturally, things got very inconvenient for management. Why do people have to power trip anyway? It goes to show that it doesn't take much to throw a satisfying wrench into the gears of the powers that be. For more people standing up against totally stupid fees and fines, here's a guy who got hounded for trivial debt and sent them a dime and here's a guy who mudded himself out of a BS car rental fee.
The world's not going to run out of aggressive entitlement any time soon. It seems as if we're destined to continue crossing paths with ignorant walks of life that have deluded themselves into thinking they'll be able to lowball sellers that know way better than to fall for the ridiculous antics. This particular choosy beggar expected a stranger to give them a custom wedding order as a gift. Well, that whole approach didn't work out for them. Check out some more entitled people and their uproarious demands over here.
Many of us are innocently susceptible toward forgetting names of the very people that we just met. Oftentimes this awkward moment of forgetfulness can occur when you meet someone who has been nothing short of a genuinely nice human being. From there, the descent is rapid into cringeland, where you have to ask them to remind you of their name. The only hope is that they don't take the whole matter personally. Names are hard, man. Maybe this thread that includes people's clever ways of remembering names will serve to help you sidestep he next potentially awkward conversation.
Time is a tricky beast. It's as if when you want it to move along quickly it chugs along like it's wearing ankle weights, and then when you want it to slow down for the sake of being able to fully appreciate those golden moments, it falls between your hands like sand. Before you know it, you've watched another decade go by, and suddenly you're overhearing the younger generations laughing about the olden days when lunatics used to burn CDs. Oh, those were the days, the days before finely polished Spotify playlists.
Some of these television programs give off straight up fever dream vibes. Seriously, I'd imagine that some of these shows were aired at very unique times. Maybe during those early hours of the morning where you might find yourself caught in a dreamlike state, unable to fall back asleep, and watching whatever you can find on TV. So, naturally you settle on a promising TV show like Snorks.
Just because we have all this technology that seemingly possesses genius levels of intellect doesn't mean that we're not prone to our own moments of human stupidity. You know, those moments when your brain pretty much short circuits, and you destroy your phone or fry your computer's hard drive in one clean and brutal swipe. Oh man, that can be a profoundly painful moment to reckon with. Hopefully these people's stories about the absolute dumbest ways they ended up destroying their electronic devices make you feel better about your own moments where your brain farted and an electronic device ended up being sacrificed as tribute.
We're big fans of the rare insults over here. You know, those insults that are inventive, cunning, utterly ruthless, and ideal for stowing away in your arsenal for the next time that you're inspired to crush someone's spirit in a way that they've never had their spirits crushed before. As it turns out, Irish insults are pure gold. They could definitely fit well into some creative writing as well, if you're ever on the hunt for ways to spice up that dialogue between characters. Check out some more rare insults that creatively roasted people to oblivion over here.
Clearly, this crab was not messing around when it came to ensuring that this person got their package properly delivered into their home. The dude was not going to move out of the way.
