Wednesday, November 19, 2014
This Old Italian Chef is a Delight, but He Will Never Pronounce "Worcestershire Sauce"
WARNING: Language in this video.
Watching These Aussies Win at a Japanese Gambling Machine is Almost as Good as Getting the Money Yourself
WARNING: Language and insane neon colors in this video. And jackpots.
Possibly the Worst Way to Breakup With Someone
If you're going to break up with someone it's probably best you don't do it in a text. And if you do send a text it's probably best if you don't send a list of every possible thing that you found wrong in the relationship. Life lessons people, we're handing them out like hotcakes.
However I totally get the why she was being rude to your cat...That's a deal breaker, ladies.
This guy knows what I'm talking about:
Nine People Were Stuck in an Elevator, so They Did the Only Thing They Could: Sing Aerosmith
This crazy scenario went down in Bristol's University of the West of England. We'd like to think they were all just a little tipsy and didn't even know they were trapped in that elevator.
A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever
From WFTV:
An intoxicated New Smyrna Beach man wanted Taco Bell, but employees wouldn't serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane, authorities said.
They called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris, 33, refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday.
His is the human condition, the struggle we all face. Bless you, drunk-munchies cyclist guy.
Bad Advice of the Day: Don Lemon Suggests Cosby Assault Victim Should Have Used Teeth
Ouch. When life hands you Lemon, things get awkward really fast.
In an interview Tuesday with Joan Tarshis, one of the women who recently spoke up about new allegations of sexual assault against Bill Cosby, CNN anchor Don Lemon offered some very unusual advice on how she might have avoided it.
Lemon: You — you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it.
Tarshis: I was kind of stoned at the time, and quite honestly, that didn't even enter my mind. Now I wish it would have.
Lemon: Right. Meaning the using of the teeth, right?
Following the interview, Twitter users took to the hashtag #DonLemonReporting to express their meme-rage.
I mean really, Mrs. Kennedy, did your husband have to be riding around in a convertible? #DonLemonReporting
— Stephanie Levy (@stephanie_levy) November 19, 2014
"Yes, but the Hindenburg could have just turned left, did anyone think to turn left?" #DonLemonReporting
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 19, 2014
Show me on this doll where you're faking your allegations. #DonLemonReporting
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) November 19, 2014
Bruce Wayne should thank the man who killed his parents. That man gave him the motivation to become Batman. #DonLemonReporting
— L. Brothers Media (@LBrothersMedia) November 19, 2014
"Buffalo residents, If you didn't want to be buried in snow, then why do you live in Buffalo?" #DonLemonReporting
— The Democrat Machine (@DemocratMachine) November 19, 2014
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