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Friday, December 11, 2020

Irish Man Leaves Funny Recording For His Funeral

Anyone who is able to approach the very reality of their own death with a grand display of humor clearly figured something out. This Irish lad left quite the entertaining recording behind, for everyone that was able to attend his funeral. Wonder if it actually gave anyone in attendance a momentary scare.

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News Anchor Shares Joke With Dalai Lama, Infinite Laughter Ensues

It seems like the Dalai Lama was ready to unleash some belly laughter regardless of what joke came out of that eager news anchor's mouth.

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Pyramid Scheme Gets Pitched On Dragon's Den

It takes some kind of blind ignorance or cojones to hop onto a show where you pitch ruthless investors your grand ideas, and then pitch them a pyramid scheme. I mean, dude. The genuine disbelief is real. You could tell something was awry with the excessive sweating going on.

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Tagged: FAIL , cringe , pyramid scheme , ridiculous , dragons den , Video

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Woman Shows Up To Pay Deposit Day Before Wedding

Well, it sounds like that wedding was destined to be a grand success. Anyone who is showing up to pay a deposit for their wedding the day before the actual wedding clearly has a whole lot going on underneath the surface. Maybe she could've had some sort of wiggle room if she hadn't insisted on making up something about a website existing. If you're looking for more juicy wedding drama, check out the most entitled bridezillas of 2020.

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Text - r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk + Join u/leamornor • 1y Women turns up to pay for her wedding that we don't have in the diary. Her wedding is tomorrow. Medium A large part of my job is answering phones and dealing with people who want to hire our large function room. In our town our room is one of very few places available to hold wedding receptions, birthday parties etc.

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Text - The process for hiring the room is quite simple. People ring up all the time and ask if the date they want is free. If it is we place a hold on the date for 14 days. If we don't hear back from them it opens up to anyone else that wants it. If they do decide they want it they have to come in for an appointment with either me or my boss. We go through the booking form and help them fill it in and explain the t&cs with them. They then pay their deposit and the function gets written in the di

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Text - Fast forward to this morning when bridezilla walks in with her mother. Bridezille = B %3D Mother of the Bride = MOB Ме-D Ме. Me : hi can I help? B: I'm here to pay the deposit for my wedding. Me : ok. Let me get you a form and we'll go through it. What date did you book? B: Tomorrow

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Text - The smile on my face dropped. We have a birthday party booked in tomorrow. There is no way she can have her wedding here tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow isn't available. We already have a booking. MOB: You double booked? You'll have to cancel the other booking. Me: We haven't double booked. If you haven't filled a form in or paid a deposit then you haven't booked the room. When did you ask about the date? MOB : last July. I remember because we came in before we went for my birthday lunch. Me: we o

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Text - Me: the same rules apply. If you don't fill in a form and pay the deposit within the two weeks we open it up to everyone else. Unfortunately someone else has booked the room. B: I did it all online Me: You did what online? B: Paid for the room Me: then why are you here today trying to pay for it now? B: uh.... Me: we don't have a website so you can't do anything online. MOB: she can't have the wedding here. Me: nope sorry.

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Text - They left. There was no shouting no anger at me. Nothing. She just casually shrugged her shoulders and walked away. I'm fully expecting the wedding party to turn up tomorrow all kitted out. Edit to add : my boss saw her throwing a huge tantrum in the road outside of our building. TL:DR woman turns up to pay for her wedding the day before it's due to take place. She failed to secure the date and we booked something else in. 4.7k 245 1, Share

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Skillful Creations of Dubious Taste

Why do a weird job bad when it could be done with so much skill that it makes you question everything? Sure, taste is subjective, but most people would admit that a hand made Dora the Explorer themed knife set isn't exactly the greatest use of most people's time and effort. It's still cool that people continue to make skillful creations of questionable taste.

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People Who Hired Private Investigators Share Their Discoveries

When anyone says private investigator, the first thing that comes to mind is a shady guy in a trench coat following you around in a car. Turns out that's only part of what they do. A lot of it is apparently searching through old documents. For some legal drama, here are some lawyers biggest revelations in court.

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Text - antisocialoctopus 32.6k points · 1 day ago & 18 More My mother's dad walked out on mom, my aunt, and my grandmother when mom was just 5. A few years later, my grandmother died of a grand mal seizure. Mom was taken in by her grandparents, but she always wondered why her dad left and what became of him. In her 40's, she saved up a bit and hired a PI to track him down. Turns out he moved over time from Pittsburg to California where he wound up in prison for armed robbery and so e other viole

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Text - SimonSaysx 27.0k points · 1 day ago 92 My grandmothers first "boyfriend" after my grandfather died said he was a retired cop and a veteran. They enjoyed dancing to country music together, and bought a new car, in her name though, even though she can't drive anymore. My uncles hired a PI. Turns out, that old bastard had a habit of shacking up with widows and bleeding them dry. (The boyfriend not the PI).

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Text - grzzlybr 24.3k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago 22 & 5 More My sister (mid 30s) is adopted and hired one to find her estranged biological father. They came back saying that not only was he still alive and nearby, but he had a daughter. Meaning she also had a biological sibling! Further digging from the PI uncovered that they weren't just similar ages either, they were exactly the same age. The evidence suggested that my sister had a twin and her birth father had taken the twin and va

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Text - barcodez1 23.8k points · 1 day ago · edited 21 hours ago 9 3 33 When I met my wife, she seemed to have a normal modern family. Two moms, two dads. Over time it became apparent her step-dad wasn't around much. Holidays, birthdays, you name it, he'd pop in to say hi, grab a nap, whatever, then take off again. My wife's family thought this was normal, just the way it had always been since they were teenagers. He claimed to have a job following FedEx trucks around the state to prevent theft a

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Text - Dudeinairport 22.2k points · 1 day ago 32 8 2 My wife and I are friends with a lot of bar owners and bar tenders because of her job. We knew this one owner/tender, we will call him Dana, that was the nicest fucking guy. Like, if he knew you were sick, he would cover your shift at your bar and then give you the tips he made that night. Just the best guy. Then one night we are drinking with another bartender friend, Ben. Ben let's us know that Dana has brain cancer. He's been keeping it qui

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Text - Then Dana's business partner got suspicious and hired a PI to follow Dana on a day he took off for "medical reasons". Turned out Dana spent the day drinking at another bar. No doctor visits. The business partner confront Dana who comes clean. He did not have cancer. He was just saying that to get money from his friends. Apparently lots of bartenders had been giving him money. Dana is more or less run out of town. He moved to a different city, and I know he slowly paid Ben back, but it too

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Text - hm_ellie 22.1k points · 1 day ago O4 3 2 8 My parents hired a private investigator to find out who my online bf was when I was 13. The PI came back and told us he was just a fat ass 13 yo... Imfao

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Text - eftah1991 5.4k points · 1 day ago 2 2 @3 8 3 I know someone that hired a pet detective to find their cat and he fuckin found him. Trainwreck071302 2.4k points · 1 day ago My little brother hired one to find his dog. He was living in L.A. and his complex let the dog out on accident. Small dog some mutt of toy breeds. He looked on his own for two weeks and was devastated. My folks found this guy in Indiana who was like $3k to hire but he guaranteed he'd find the dog or he wouldn't get paid.

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Text - badassmum 21.0k points · 1 day ago · edited 17 hours ago 2 2 2 3 2 8 5 My story is a little different, I had a PI investigate me! About 6 years ago I became very ill with a variety of issues, that left me really quite poorly. I was an optician and so using my hands with arthritis was just never going to be a plan. So I applied for (U.K.) disability support. I sailed through, and started receiving a monthly amount. Now, fast forward a few years. I then start getting restless at home so I r

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Text - "aha! Gotcha!" Moment. Their PI provided photos of me walking unaided. When I sat in the meeting, with a lot of smug fraud officers and my solicitor I felt sick to my stomach. I really couldn't work out wtf was going on, They were trying to make it look like I had been running and jogging but I knew I walked never any further than 5 meters to my car. Anyway. Solicitor pointed out the photos were screenshots of a video. Asked for the videos. Videos were of me.. struggling to walk. One of t

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Text - KenComesInABox 18.2k points · 1 day ago I was a private investigator for a little bit. Most work PIs do is searching financial/court records and serving documents. But one time I was paid by wealthy parents to stake out their college senior who had stopped returning their calls. They were worried about her. These parents paid like $40k for round the clock monitoring just to find out their daughter dropped out of school and was a full time ski bum. Btw stakeouts are mostly just sitting in

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Text - Curious-Unicorn 16.2k points ·1 day ago S I know somebody who was like an assistant to the actual PI. She basically went to bingo with a camera in her purse to capture video of a woman. The woman claimed that a car accident had completely immobilized her. But she would take off the neck brace all the time, playing bingo hours on end. Nothing exciting, just capturing fraud.

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Text - catfarts99 15.5k points · 1 day ago S E3 I had a girlfriend that worked for one for a while. She said that the majority of their work was insurance scams. She took a lot of pictures of guys who said they were hurt on the job playing golf and surfing and such.

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Text - SnooPickles3213 12.5k points · 1 day ago 92 In his twenties, my SO hired a PI to find out what had become of the childhood bully who had made his life hell, and who had vowed to kill him. Actually, he did try by bringing a loaded gun to school, but some other kid ratted him out & the bully got expelled-but still lived in the neighborhood for a few more years & beat up my SO every chance he got. The PI found the bully living in a town more than an hour outside the big city, in a dead-end j

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Text - dewayneestes 9.7k points · 1 day ago Had a babysitter we thought was stealing from us, luckily our neighbor was a PI couple and they ran a background check for $10. Babysitter had a string of DUIS and a few days before a large fine was due, my camera disappeared. He also stole money from my kids piggy banks. He sort of disappeared but was also really into Instagram so I surreptitiously followed him. He started babysitting again for a single mom (easy target) and posted a lot of 'fun' pics

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Text - Liberi_Fatali561 9.5k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago I used to work for an insurance defense firm years ago. Best PI story I have is where we hired one to tail a guy who was suing our client for an injury that wasn't entirely our client's fault. The guy was refusing to settle, and was insisting on going to trial even though we offered a fair sum that would've paid his medical bills. The PI we hired got some good pics that showed the plaintiff was nowhere near as "injured" as he cla

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Text - Later in a deposition, the attorney slid the picture to the plaintiff and said something like "Mr. Smith (obviously not his real name), who is the woman in this picture? We would like to schedule a deposition with her as well." The guy went ghost white and told his attorney he wanted to settle. At least he was smart enough to realize that if his wife found out the other woman was gonna be deposed, he was gonna have to get a family law attorney as well, because the divorce papers would soo

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Text - Der_genealogist 6.7k points · 1 day ago One of my jobs is to search for long lost relatives (usually several generations ago). Typically, the case is about old plots of land where I should track down owners (or their heirs) to update the land registry because a state wants to build there something. Let me tell you, the amount of information you can find on Google and in public records is astounding if you know where to look.

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Wallet Thief Gets Busted By Glitter Trap

Being able to catch a thief red-handed is overwhelmingly satisfying. Especially the petty thieves of the world. Like the thieves that insist on jacking their fellow coworkers' stuff from their personal lockers. Fortunately, there are things in this world like glitter traps. Glitter traps as a matter of fact prove massively effective at exposing thieves for their crimes. This isn't the first time we've seen a thief get busted by a glitter trap. Check out the unforgettable time that a package thief got defeated by a glitter bomb on video.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/Scarlet-absol13 • 17h 1 1 3 7 3 8 Steal My Wallet? Enjoy getting caught literally red-handed and losing your job I work at a supermarket and for a while a few years back, stuff would get stolen out of people's bags in the break room. It was mostly cash, phone chargers, headphones, little things like that. We did have little lockers in the break room but they're maybe 30 cm by 30 cm (1 ft by 1 ft) and too small to hold anything larger than a medium sized purse so if

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Text - After meeting with the management and our Loss Prevention guy (LP for short) the consensus was basically: "We're sorry that happened to you but there's nothing we can do about it. Keep your stuff locked up from now on." (Which I did, I started locking my bag to the coat rack with a bike lock) The market I work at is union so management isn't allowed to put cameras in the break room. So I talked to our LP guy about it a little more and asked him if I would get in trouble if I were to put a

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Text - I bought a fake Coach wallet (that cost more than the one that had been stolen go figure) some edible glitter and powdered red food coloring. I sewed a strip of elastic into the opening of the wallet (the wallet had a zippered pocket for money and cards) then stuffed it with as much of the glitter and food coloring powder as I could so that when the wallet was opened, all the glitter and food coloring would pop out all over the hands of the person who opened it. I then planted it in my ba

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Text - I didn't have to wait very long. A few weeks later I heard from out LP guy that a cashier had been going through people's bags again and fell for my glitter- bomb wallet hook-line-and-sinker, tried to then wash the glitter off her hands which activated the powdered red food coloring. She then freaked out when it stained her hands bright red and went to management about it. She wanted the person who planted the wallet to get in trouble for it but since it had been with another worker's per

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Most Entitled Bridezillas Of 2020

Weddings have always seemed to possess an innate ability to bring out people's most dramatic and unreasonable sides. They're occasions that are just ripe for people losing their minds when everything doesn't go just as they planned. Thus, you factor in a year of complete chaos like that of 2020, and you're bound to encounter all kinds of bridezilla implosions. These are some of the most notable bridezilla meltdowns that 2020 has seen.

1. Bridezilla wants someone out of the wedding cause they're pregnant.

Text - Wedding Planning ... How would you go about un-asking someone to be your bridesmaid? Long story short my fiancé's best friend has been unable to use his phone since we have gotten engaged and so he couldn't ask him to be a groomsmen. We got ahold of him and now we're a bridesmaid short. My FH's other groomsmens gf and I do NOT get along and my FH doesn't like her either. Out of desperation we asked her to be a bridesmaid so she can walk with her husband. She says yes, I sent her a link fo

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Text - 53 i Robert Bro so Shae talking about she want all the groomsmen to have a fade So everybody can look clean cut in the pictures and everything So what are you asking? You want me to cut my dreads which I have been growing for 7 years to be in the wedding?? Read 4:22 PM Yea bro that's what she saying

3. Don't fall prey to bridezilla Karen.

Text - KAREN 2 July at 4:37 PM *Big wedding announcement" I've noticed a lot of you who have RSVP'd have not sent a gift or signed up for my registry! That's pathetic and sad after all l've given others at their weddings. Don't even show up without a gift! I've spent my life savings on this wedding and it's disrespectful AF to not give a gift! You have one week to send a gift or l'm taking you off the Guest list. If you need my address PM me 4 O Like Comment Share

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Text - IMessage Today 17:15 Hey so with my wedding, I wanted to ask if you could please make sure your tattoos are covered & could you maybe fix your hair up so it's a natural cover? We've put a lot of work into our theme and l'm sorry but your look clashes with it. Even if you just put some spray or something on your hair for the night I just want it too all look perfect and I can send you some ideas nice long sleeve dresses for you to wear or just wear a jacket. If you want I can give you aske

5. Everyone has their breaking point.

Blue - Umm the wedding is in summer so I'm not sure I could wear a long sleeve dress or jacket? I'm really sensitive to hear so I just don't think I can do that if it's a hot day. I can look into a spray I guess. I definitely can't dye it because it's been a lot of work to lighten it to this blue & I'm planning to go a bit darker but yeah. I'll look into some options for my hair. I know it's hot by it's my one day so if you can't suck it up I feel like you don't really care about me or and proba

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Blue - to be at my wedding you'll figure it out. is in full agreement with me on this so don't bother texting him like I know you're planning to. If you turn up on the day without anything covered you won't be let in to the venue. Wow, so if I don't give myself heat stress I don't love you guys? Make up that covers tattoos is crazy expensive and you know I literally JUST had an car accident am going to be struggling for the next couple months... like I know this isn't til December but you know w

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Text - Today 19:45 Yeah I know you had an accident, but your money issues aren't my problem. If you want to be there you will figure it out. It doesn't matter that you're not in the wedding party you'll still be in photos and you will ruin them. Your very pretty normally but your look doesn't work for my wedding and it is very fair to ask you to do something simple so that my day is perfect. iMessage

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Text - - Hi members of the... Hi members of the 2020!!! |Wedding of Winter Hope y'all are doing GREAT and getting all of your wedding gifts ( haha ) prepared, your cold hard cash, and your large housewarming gifts for and I. We really cannot wait to see you all (and receive your gifts LOL) this December. In all seriousness, we are asking our guests not to change their attendance because of COVID. We have had a handful of guests decide not to attend our wedding because of COVID "fears." This is d

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Text - bar hopping, swinging, and more in europe. Pleaaaase have a bit of empathy for and its nonsense has actually added depression into our lives, so we really need y'all to open your wallets and just give a little bit. As a bit of a motivator we have decided on some guest giving tiers- Ind I because COVID $0-$1000 donation = Thank You Card With My Kiss Stain Signature... $1000-$1500 donation = Thank You Card with Kiss Stain Signature, My Wedding Thong Mailed Seperately (with 's consent)..$150

10. A card doesn't equate to an automatic money gift.

Text - As much as we would love for you to attend, sadly, our venue can not accomodate everyone. We are sure to keep you in our hearts in this celebration of love If you would like to congratulate the bride and rather than a registry, they are accepting money to aid in a beautiful honeymoon. groom,

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Text - I have a bridesmaid that dyed her hair REALLY purple, since the beginning we've said everyone has to have natural or normal hair. Now this, my wedding is less than 8 months- other brides how would u handle this situation... bridesmaid has said it will fade, and she won't redye it bc her hair got fried while doing this color. HELP! This is really one of my good friends

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13. Really preparing for that divorce.

Text - Message Details: Name Emain Phone Subject Wedding Question Message Hello, My fiance and I are looking for a wedding photographer but are having some issues with the contracts we are coming across. We are wanting a clause that guarantees us a refund should we ever get divorced, since we would not need the photos in that situation. Please let me know if this is something you have in your contract or would be willing to add. Thank you!

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Text - He is in the Air Force and he proposed to me in front of an airplane. I was so embarrassed because that's pathetic. I asked him nicely if he can propose to me somewhere normal like on the beach. He said he was extremely sorry and he will propose to be better next week. I am so embarrassed! Anyone else have any embarrassing proposal stories to make me feel better UPDATE: he proposed to me today he took me out to a fancy seafood restaurant and then we went on a walk down the beach and then

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Text - EDIT: most of y'all have misunderstood this post so let me make this a little bit more clear. I AM NOT MARRYING HIM FOR THE BENEFITS!! Most military couples get married quick because it makes the relationship easier. And obviously we know we will be together forever so we wanted to get married quick so I can get the benefits too.

16. Bridezilla says her friends don't look nice enough.

Text - No y or don't know if yo net her No... look at them I love them dearly But neither of them are in a financial place to be in a wedding And I can't have one without the other Also looks like a boy now So

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Text - •.. 27 July at 03:04 · I I am really freaking out. My wedding is in October. We asked my Fiancés best man to be in the wedding a year and a half ago. He agreed.now 2.5 months before the wedding, he decides he's too scared of covid and tonight, backed out of the wedding. I am not upset with WHY he backed out, I am upset with WHEN he backed out. This pandemic has been going on for all year long, there was no reason to wait until right before the wedding to bail. The wedding party outfits we

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Text - I don't think it's that short of notice considering how quickly things have taken a turn for the worse in the country lately. It's inconvenient, yes, but at the end of the day, it won't ruin your wedding. on Sun Like Reply More aliu Tit vwas likely waiting for you to cancel or postpone it. O9 8 on Sun Like Reply More

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Text - Okay, I'm getting tired of repeating myself. Please read my post before flippantly stating that he didn't wait until the last moment. He did for us because 2 months, not several, TWO is not enough time for us to order the custom made outfits that everyone is wearing from the Ukraine, have them made, shipped and arrive before the wedding. And no, there isn't another place closer that will make them, or I would have gone with them. So, in order to replace him, he waited until the last minut

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Text - think we've given more than sufficient advice on how to deal with this. And if you're looking for sympathy, I hate to say it, but you're turning to the wrong crowd. Again, this man not giving you enough time to order a custom outfit but still having over two months to figure out some sort of alternate is still FAR better than a lot of what the rest of us have had to deal with. So forgive me if I don't feed into your hissy fit about not having enough time to replace this man and custom ord

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Text - 1 He's made the right decision for his health, within a reasonable timeframe. It sounds like he's waited to see if things are going to get better, and given you plenty of notice in a time when weddings are being cancelled a week out. Would you prefer that he catches covid at your wedding and dies? Because that what it sounds like. Take a chill pill, stop being so rude to those offering sound advice and realise your wedding party being even is so irrelevant and small in the grand scheme of

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Text - ou are the one being rude. You don't know me from a hole in the wall so don't assume anything about me. Maybe you should take the time to actually read through this thread before you show everyone what an uncaring, nasty person you are. I have every right to want my wedding to be be right and I don't care if that is right in your eyes or not. I have not been rude to anyone on here, in spite of plenty being rude to me. If you aren't here to offer advice but only to trash, tear down and bel

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Text - ... 18 January 2019 at 09:43 · 1 Okay...I have a rather difficult one for Ya'll. I need help! The Best Man in our wedding has Muscular Dystrophy and he is in a motorized wheelchair. My Daughter is my MOH. They can walk down the aisle side by side but for the Bridal dance, I'm not sure how that will work. I want him to feel included and not stuck off on the sidelines, watching everyone dance and I want her to have someone to dance with. Does anyone have any ideas on what we can do for them

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Bad But Impressive Budget Engineering Solutions

People may not have a whole lot of money, but what they do have is creativity and ingenuity. And sometimes they have more of that than decent sense. What results are gutters made out of old boots, precarious ladder formations and a whole lot of other impressive and dumb low budget DIY solutions.