Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Wedding Shop Workers Disclose Their Bridezilla Stories


Wedding shop workers share their worst bridezilla stories on AskReddit.

Someone on AskReddit asked for wedding shop workers to share their worst bridezilla stories. The resulting snapshots of bridezillas having general emotional implosions really do an effective job at showing off the worst parts about weddings--the unanticipated bridezilla or groomzilla. And sometimes, it isn't even the bride who's going full-fledged public freakout, entitled lunatic. Sometimes, it's actually the mother of the bride, or another family member. 

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News Reporter Left Speechless By Sketch Of Suspected Thief


"He's got a nose and some hair." The people in Pennsylvania were surely on the intense lookout for this intimidating beast of a suspected thief. 

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Comedy Gems From Scottish Twitter (15 Tweets)


A collection of comedy gems from the best minds of Scottish Twitter.

Scottish twitter doesn't necessarily make the most sense, but that's the best part. There's just something so hilarious about reading those Scottish tweets out loud in your head. You can really feel the rich culture in the tweets. 

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Various Pizza Facts for the Knowledge Hungry Among Us


Interesting facts and statistics about pizza and pizza history.

Here's some pizza knowledge to drop at your next pizza soirée. If you want to rekindle that whole feud about pineapple on pizza, let this be a reminder that it was invented by a Greek guy in Canada. Pizza is good, and absolutely crazy people like it too, which inspired this list of one pizza delivery driver's strangest customers.

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Satisfying Times Liars Got Caught In Their Dishonesty


People who lied on the internet getting called out.

For some reason, people can't stop lying on the internet. Whether it's a scam, spreading BS information that they wish was true, or straight up making crap up for revenge, there's some imaginary incentive a lot of people have to be dishonest to strangers. Sometimes these liars get caught while trying to sell their lies to the world, and the results make us froth with justice juice.

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Fresh Nuggets Of Tumblr Gold (20 Images)


A collection of entertaining items from the funny minds in the Tumblr community.

Good old Tumblr never fails to take things down strange and unexpected rabbit's holes. Still getting over that recent post about how Mr. Mime is actually the creepiest Pokémon ever, and is pretty much Ash's stepdad. 

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Terrible and Wonderful Puns Worthy Of Any Dad


Dad jokes, terrible and clever puns

Listen, we know dad jokes aren't exactly high comedy, but sometimes you hear one at it just gets you, ya know? Sometimes we're just in the mood for puns and literal humor, and right now would be one of those times. So start up that lawnmower, get on those grass-stained sneakers, and roll on in to dad-town.

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That Time Someone Hacked an Emergency Broadcast System and Warned of the Zombie Apocalypse


In February 2013, a Montana TV station was interrupted with a real-seeming emergency broadcast system update that bodies were rising from their graves, and they were considered extremely dangerous. A few people called the police to verify if the news was true. The TV station itself said that the message didn't originate from them, and officials never really figured out who the mysterious hoaxers were, just that they orginated from some "overseas source." Here's the admittedly convincing emergency alert.

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Haunted House Scarers Share Their Greatest Scares


People who work in haunted houses share the best and most interesting customer interactions they've had.

Chances are you've been to a haunted house, maze, or amusement park ride at some point, and whether or not you actually got legitimately scared is beside the point. The professional scarers who work in those places have seen a lot of scared people, like everything from fainting girlfriends to guys literally crapping their pants. It's gotta be a good time.

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Facebook Group Shames Coriander With Spicy Memes


Facebook group is dedicated to sharing their hatred for coriander, and the memes are extra spicy.

There is a Facebook group with over 200,000 people bonding over their shared hatred for coriander. The memes inspired by this hatred are spicy comedy gems. In all fairness, coriander is one of those things you love or hate the absolute sh*t out of. Some people think it tastes like soap. 

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Frat Bros Park In Neighbor's Driveway, End Up Paying Much More


Frat bros park in their neighbor's driveway, and they end up paying much more.

These rowdy and inconsiderate frat bros paid the price, and then some, for disregarding their neighbors' rights to their own parking spaces. So, a good old-fashioned revenge was planned, and around 10 cars ended up getting reported, ticketed, and towed, leaving a group of very angry frat bros without their cars for a few days. Add on to that, that they'd each have to pay some serious coin out of pocket, and you've got a pro revenge on your hands. 

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Mr. Mime Exposed For Being The Creepiest Pokémon


Mr. Mime gets called out in a Tumblr thread for being an extra creepy pokémon.

So basically Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now he's his stepdad. That's enough internet for the day. Is nothing sacred? Pokémon fans couldn't have been ready for this. 

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Child Calls 911 After Being Locked In Hot Car


Faith in humanity looking as thin as this woman's eyebrows. Just terrible. 

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Hyper Controlling Mom Wants To Track Kid At College


Controlling mom wants guy to install tracking app, he doesn't.

With all the stuff we've heard of and experienced with helicopter parents in the last few decades, it's refreshing to see someone actually stand up to their mom who's trying to control their social life while not under their roof. Hell, dude, it's college. You don't want to experience college life while your mom watches.

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What Men Don't Know About Women (15 Tweets)


Women share various things that men don't know about women, on Twitter.

Women are sharing the various things that men don't know about women, in a trending Twitter hashtag. The resulting insights might serve as a kind of instruction manual for all the dudes out there that are having a hard time figuring out how to best co-exist with and please the women in their life. 

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Hostile Architecture That Brought Discomfort Into The World


Pieces of hostile architecture that are bringing high levels of discomfort into the world.

People have a knack for putting spikes on things that they don't want other people to sit on. Apparently that's the preferred course of action instead of going about having some calm and reasonable conflict resolution. In some cases, it looks like the spikes can't rival the stubborn resilience of homeless people that are just looking for a semi-covered place to crash and grab some sleep. 

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