Saturday, February 29, 2020

Tumblr User Rants about Dangers of Deregulation


Tumblr user tells story of dangers of deregulation with radium girls | bogleech Do also need fucking talk about Radium Girls again who slowly fucking rotted alive because company they worked deliberately hid knowledge radium's effects on living matter? feynites gonna talk about s depressing and dark as hell, but if anyone ever thinks themselves companies will just regulate out sense civic duty or basic human morality, and don't need outside enforcement

They say that safety regulations are written in blood and it gets way worse than a few OSHA-defying safety fails. Big companies don't exactly have your best interests at heart, and there's a whole boatload of evidence from the early 1900s to confirm that. For some less dark history, here's tumblr making history fun.

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Liars That Got Outed For Their Dishonest Antics


Liars that got called out for spreading lies online | Messenger DEC 13, 1:10 PM y Hi are Good good are doing Bout clean driveway Ic are single not. Ic Are Yes went high school with wife. DEC 27, 7:28 AM Oh

The truth will set you free. These people clearly don't subscribe to that saying. Nope. Instead, they've gone about trying to spread all kinds of dishonesty online. This only makes the world of social media more confusing and distorted. Fortunately, there are people around who are ready to call out the lies when they see them pop up. 

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Loyal Friend Tricks Cheating Bully Into Failing Test


Guy intentionally puts the wrong answers on his test to get a cheating bully to fail | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/mountaintrekker 6h Threaten beat up my roommate, enjoy failing class During my second year college lived with 3 friends house had another 4 other guys living on other side house two sides house had lot mutual friends as my roommates had known them high school. So had tons parties together during year and got along pretty good until few months before final exams.

Talk about a loyal friend. This guy decided to outsmart a clueless bully on test day in the classroom, to support his friend who'd gone through the ringer with the bully at hand. It sounds like the revenge played out beautifully, and the bully unknowingly copied a slew of the wrong answers. A proper fail for a proper jerk. 

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Instagram VS Reality (Potential Facetunes And Photoshops)


Instagram vs what people actually look like | side by side comparison two photos of kylie jenner in a blue dress, one is edited photoshopped to give her a slimmer waist and one shows he real figure. four photos of a woman with her face heavily filtered to the point it does not look real.

It's an interesting time to be alive. With so many apps at our disposal, people are able to edit and morph and tune their faces and bodies to such an extent that their picture can end up looking like a completely different person, from the one that the rest of the world sees. Enough with all the deception. These people either rock some surreal kinds of looks that escape our definition of what's physically possible, or they got caught red-handed trying to pull a fast photoshop on the online world. 

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Australian Engineer Lets Farm Owner Destroy His Own Car


Engineer warns farm owner to not park by a valve, his car is destroyed | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/OlderSparky 2 4 hours ago Owner says "Yeah, yeah been saying years and nothing bad has happened Sparkies tale. oc XL 10+yrs ago, Rural Australia. This tale takes place on big, very profitable fruit farm. Over 100k trees my favourite fruit s about moment deliberately caused most monetary damage my electrical career If has interest, read story think 's funny and instructive may even save life

We've seen stories of big company owners tripping over their own hubris, like this incompetent owner who mistakenly fired a special contractor, and this time there's more math. This guy gives an extremely detailed account of exactly how a whole bunch of water, a valve, and an overly zealous farm owner gave himself the business.

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Tagged: destroyed , FAIL , job , car , water , engineering , lol , story , math , funny

American Problems People Are Too European To Understand


American problems that other people are too European to understand | reddit post XxJiniyasxX 6h 3 Awards much do tip? 10 15 Do tip everywhere? Why isn't tax included? Why does tip vary? Why are waiters so underpaid?

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe American problems that they're just too European to understand. Things like limited sick days and student debt, and even remembering that cars can turn on red lights made the list. 

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Middle-Aged People That Got Their Big Breaks


A collection of inspiring success stories from various middle-aged people | tweet by dandelionmama am mother four released my first full-length book at 45, and started law school this year-at 47-with four teenagers house. Some us are late bloomers, but wow figure out

Twitter users that are "middle-aged" are breaking out their most inspirational stories, when it comes to enjoying big breaks. Some people are just born late bloomers. You never know what kind of wild successes might yet wait for you around the corner. 

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Twitter Thread: The Human Body's Evolutionary Leftovers


Twitter thread about the human body's series of evolutionary leftovers.

An evolutionary anthropologist named, Dorsa Amir, shared a series of evolutionary leftovers that the human body seemingly carries for no reason at all. Kind of fun to look at the parts of the human body that have survived the test of time, and for what looks to us like no reason at all. 

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Entitled Freeloader Offers Cool Vibes For Free Place


Choosing beggar wants rent-free living in exchange for providing fun and cool vibes | 1 hr Hi my name isl Es young, independent photographer/insta baddie looking move cosy place long term with couple house mates. My job is between busy patches so naturally wouldn't be able pay rent. But more than make up this with doing dishes, cleaning house, and providing everyone with fun cool vibe couple rules:

This choosing beggar decided to offer up his "cool vibes' in exchange for a free place to live. That is an interesting way to go about negotiations. The comments section was definitely lit up over the guy's seemingly profound level of unawareness and entitlement. 

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Employee Scheduled with Zero Notice Fights Back with Manager's BS Suggestion


Employee gets BS schedule change and fights back by calling them for schedule updates every shift | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/im_not_a_gay_fish 18 hours ago s responsibility know work schedule About 15 years ago my last year college working at pay-by--hour daycare. Although, this just typical college job still did my best and made sure show up on time, work station supposed work, and do my best at whatever task supposed do.

This person was told that they should be aware of their work schedule even when they receive a schedule change with absolutely no notice, so they took their incompetent manager's advice to heart. While this seems like a lot of effort just to get under the skin of your annoying employer, it seems like it totally worked and it's kind of awesome. Here's a time when an employee got back at their horrible manager by giving them a uniquely confusing schedule.

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Tumblr Thread Goes Full American Gothic


Tumblr thread is written in American Gothic style to highlight different areas of America | jhaernyl @gallusrostromegalus gallusrostromegalus intense and permanent haunting land upon which countess horrors have been visited, and is too large and wild us really comprehend is probably most intense and universal American feeling. thebibliosphere here minnesota fucking now

This Tumblr thread employs an American Gothic style of writing to highlight stereotypes --- imagined and potentially accurate --- for different places in American. The resulting descriptions are vivid and unsettling and might just chill you to the bone. It's almost like the whole place is cursed. 

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Guy Causes $3K Of Damage With $4 Worth Of Ice


Guy causes thousands dollars worth of damage with a few bucks worth of ice | r/tifu posted by false_name1229 TIFU by causing $3k damage with $4 ice Preface drive BMW and am all too aware their fabulously terrible repair costs know 's absurd and can be remidied by replacing my car with Toyota experienced absurdity. And owned Toyota am where am and love my car blindly.

Never underestimate the destructive power of a bag of wild ice left to create chaos in the back of your very nice car. This person ended up enduring quite the regrettable situation with a measly bag of ice. Apparently, it ended up resulting in thousands of dollars worth of damage. 

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Tagged: FAIL , cars , ridiculous , tifu , Reddit , stupid

Contractor Breaks Arm, Client Sends Threats Cause Of Late Project


Client sends angry threatening emails to contractor who breaks arm and says they'll turn in project late | Custom unit unfortunately won't be able build Hi unit by 12th Jan have fracture my second favourite arm. There's couple guys do good work can arrange something with if like. Cheers

How dare this contractor go and break their arm before checking with the testy client to see how they felt about it. So inconsiderate!

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Weirdest Compliments People Received


The weirdest compliments that people have received | reddit post somemetausername not sure compliment but had cashier at Walgreens tell at like lam had facial structure Druid.

Sometimes people give other people compliments that end up sounding like they could be a cleverly disguised insult. Like you're not really sure whether what that person said to you was from the bottom of their heart. Maybe they were just trying to pull a fast one on you with a roast that just sounded kind of nice. Who knows. 

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Twitter Thread: Guy's Mind Gets Blown By Girlfriend's Habits


Guy's mind gets blown by all the habits that his girlfriend has, and things she helps him out with.

This guy's Twitter thread about all the ways his world changed, after combining his with his girlfriend's, is a thing of beauty. Sounds like he vastly underestimated all the possibilities of life, and the ways that some people choose to prepare, to make it easier on themselves in the long run. Like grabbing a few sticks of deodorant, in case you run out. 

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Blursed Images Of Cursed And Deeply Blessed Proportions


A collection of images that are both cursed and blessed.

These images combine the cursed and blessed aspects of life to potentially pleasantly overwhelm the senses. Plus, "blursed" is kind of just a fun word to say. 

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Woman Freaks Out Over Free Android Phone Offer


Woman freaks out over the offer of a free Android phone.

Some people really just insist on getting mad at everything, even free stuff, like this choosing beggar. After being offered a free Android phone, she proceeded to unleash rage in the comments section over the gracious offer. Confusing and delusional, and genuinely ridiculous. Nice. 

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People That Did Things Wrong For Years


People describe their experiences with doing things the wrong way for years.

These people are describing their experiences with learning that they've been doing something wrong, years after the fact. We're talking about a series of very humbling realizations. Sometimes the funniest part is how they were able to make the "wrong way" work for them in the first place. 

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Friday, February 28, 2020

Soldiers Share Their Care Package Tips


Soldiers share things that the military doesn't provide that would be welcomed in care packages | Burner_03 2d Please dont pack soap or any scented hygiene product with any food items food items will absorb smell s hard enjoy Irish spring cookies. military army camouflage uniform

Soldiers of Reddit are sharing the items they'd welcome in care packages. The following list should be helpful for anyone considering assembling a care package for a soldier out there. 

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Woman Upset That Her Engagement Ring Was $80


Woman becomes upset that her engagement ring was only $80 | AITA apparently not respecting my Pandora engagement ring? Not hole want start this off by saying not gold digger got engaged 2 weeks ago and more than happy say yes even if there no ring at all. But there one and looked beautiful at first

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for being upset about her partner getting her an engagement ring worth $80. The verdict rolling in would seem to be one that suggests she's not wrong for being hurt by the less than overwhelming financial gesture. A question that comes to mind is why he'd spend hundreds on a TV and $80 on a ring? What was the motivation there? 

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Weirdest Things People Saw At The Gym


People describe the weirdest things they saw at the gym | reddit post TheButtDog 2d 1 Award saw guy on stair climber wearing sunglasses and leather jacket

People are sharing their strangest experiences at the gym. The place just has a knack for being a magnet for strange behavior. You've got the animalistic grunts, the sweaty messes, the head cases of unfathomable vanity, the inflated egos, etc. If you're a part of a gym, you're bound to cross paths with weird in some form at some moment. 

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Tagged: wtf , gym , cringe , Awkward , askreddit , Reddit , weird

Freestyle Rapper Absolutely Crushes It


Harry Mack is a living legend of the freestyle rap game. The dude just shows up and absolutely crushes it in the moment. 

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Police Question Man, He Won't Stop Eating Ham


Ham Man is here. This guy was in the middle of enjoying an impressive block of ham, while the police were trying to get to the bottom of a domestic dispute. There's a whole lot going on here beneath the surface, and we're not even where to start. 

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Tagged: wtf , ridiculous , funny , weird , Video , police

People's Biggest Mistakes At Work


People on Twitter describe their biggest fails at the workplace environment.

People on Twitter are describing the biggest mistakes that they've made at work. These recaps of fail might just end up making you feel better about your moments of misfortune, from the past. We all mess up. Thus is life. 

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Customers Want Bigger Wine Glasses, Bartender Maliciously Complies


Entitled customers want bigger glasses for their wine and the bartender maliciously complies.

These customers sound like they came in on a mission to be discontented with whatever the bartender served up, and did for them. So, the bartender served them up a couple big glasses -- as per request -- of exactly what they ordered. Were they just trying to get more wine, with that little request? Maybe. 

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Most Awkward Interactions People Had With Their Crushes


People share the most awkward interactions they've had with their crushes.

People are describing their most awkward interactions they've had with their crushes. The following tales are filled with moments of spontaneous fail, and an overriding lesson that no matter how much planning goes into something...anything can happen, and in these cases, awkwardness can ensue. 

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Creepy Things That Shouldn't Exist


People on Twitter describe creepy things that shouldn't exist.

People on Twitter are describing the things they find creepy, and wish didn't exist in the first place. We've got some creepy crawlers and bizarre hairstyles, and even a monstrous example of a chicken McNuggets from McDonald's. 

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Spin Class Fitness Bullies Get Revenged Out Of Their Careers


Spin class bullies lose their careers after a pro revenge is taken.

These spin class fitness bullies were using social media to shame a person who was just trying to get their workouts in, so that person decided to use social media to revenge right back at them. A solid and satisfying story. Take that bullies. 

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Twitter Thread: Kid Discovers Stranger Living In House's Vents


Kid realizes that there's a strange living in the house's walls.

This is just the kind of Twitter thread that can manage to rob the most peaceful of minds, of sleep. There's something genuinely bone-chilling, terrifying, when reading about a kid discovering that there's been a stranger living in his house's vents, without his knowledge. 

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Dad's Ashes Sparks Hilariously Dark Brainstorm


Conversation about what to do with dad's ashes.

This comments thread went a bit dark when it came to figuring out what to do with dad's ashes. There were no limits to what people hatched up for ideas when it came to trying to dissolve the brick of dad (rest in peace). 

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