Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Cart Patrol Calls Out Lazy Shopper


Trying to make the world a better place, one properly stowed away shopping cart at a time. 

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Dirt Bikers Trying to Climb an Impossible Hill


The Impossible Climb Andler in Belgium is a dirt bike challenge that has taken place 20 times, and it has never seen one totally successful attempt. Dirt bikers compete to try to get to the top of the incredibly steep hill, and usually get banged up in the process. In this 2019 event one rider got their front wheel across the finish line, but again, no one has ever officially made it to the top.

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Tumblr Post: Male Beauty Standard Is Toxic


I mean, the fact that someone went so far as to tease Jason Momoa over his physical appearance is already unbelievable enough. From there, this quick and powerful rant from a Tumblr user does a solid job at covering how the male beauty standard perpetuated through certain parts of the bodybuilding community only serves to create unrealistic and deadly standards. 

This Tumblr post brings to mind the other Tumblr thread we've featured about how movies end up fueling unrealistic physical standards.

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Barechested - depp-could-get-it Naadine Sardi Someone needs to start lifting again. 7h Like Reply Alana Alexander Been working.on his Dad Belly! Bh Like Reply Rhonda Frost My goodness! That's all I can say! Sheesh! 2h Like Reply Jayloni Dennis Oma his stomach Reply O 18

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Text - Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you're spared and will only get a summed up version Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what

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Text - ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man's body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?! Don't believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who

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Text - literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men's body fat is under 7%, they're dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it's literally only for that day, because it's extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they're at their

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Text - worst when they're filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his "beer belly" and l'm genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7. Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

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Text - hello-kitty-senpai The beauty standard for men is one that, if achieved and maintained, has a 100% chance of killing them in a matter of weeks or months. Source: depp-could-get-it #often times people's health cannot be visually determined #stop being judgemental 37,214 notes

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Glorious Tales Of Petty Revenge


The proper petty revenge is a true art form. People hold on to all that pent up frustration and ultimately decide to unleash it in acts of pure pettiness. On the one hand, it's only creating more frustration for someone else, and just further fueling the cycle of anger; but on the other hand, petty revenge just feels so good. These tales of petty revenge might put a smile on your face. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/ShotgunSquitters • 4h Join Duct cleaning telemarketers are the worst Short one, but it made me laugh when I did it. I got a call from one of those annoying duct cleaning telemarketers and decided to take revenge. I acted very interested and told him that they were all very dirty after this mornings rain. Then I asked if they come to my house for cleaning or if I have to bring them somewhere to be cleaned. He started asking me about the size of my house and I told him that

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Text - r/pettyrevenge Join u/TheEnviormentisdying • 14h 1 Roku, not you. Not very interesting ,but my sisters Roku has been broken for 2 weeks and she constantly complains about it.l decided to do the "nice brother" thing and fix it for her.l asked her if I could borrow it for a second ,but with some slight attitude she says yes.l take it into my room fix it and its good.l come back to give to her and in the middle of me saying "I fix-" she cuts me off and says "Who invited you get out".I immedi

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/uninterestingdream • 322d + Join 2 3 1 I cut my lawn in random directions because it makes my neighbor crazy Neighbor is a retired 70something former preacher or pastor or whatever. He's also a judgmental prick who, despite not living in a neighborhood with an HOA, makes weekly rounds through the neighborhood looking for any minor code violations (things like flowers that are overhanging onto the sidewalk by an inch or two, etc) he can report to the city to get the owners

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Text - Anyway, when I get out there, I cut all the grass, but with a focus toward leaving a path that is as baffling as possible. Sometimes I will attempt a checkerboard and then veer off into spirals, other times I will approach with an even more abstract eye. The grass doesn't seem to mind and I enjoy the challenge of thinking of new ways to traverse the lawn. Today I saw my neighbor standing out front with his fuckup grandson that got sent to live with him for some reason. He was complaining

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Text - Then he gestured toward my lawn and then made a little spiral gesture while contorting his face in disgust. I don't know exactly what he said, but I imagine he was lecturing him about how if he didn't get his life together he'd end up like me, the neighbor with the weird lawn. Small victories, you know? 13.3k 469 1 Share

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/campbellcns • 209d 1 3 1 I don't need headphones. That's a you problem I was riding on an Uber Pool this morning when an incredibly inconsiderate individual got in the passenger seat. He pulled out his phone and started watching videos at full volume and blasting music. "Do you happen to have headphones?" I asked "No, why would I need headphones?" he responded "Because you're in a car with other people and it's a considerate thing to do not to force everyone else t

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/Kristishere • 248d + Join I kept getting collection calls for someone else, wouldn't stop until I left messages for their CEO and CFO at home I lived in a corporate relocation apartment for 3 months while relocating for a job. I started getting collection calls for the previous occupant almost immediately. They called multiple times a day, it would wake up my kids during naps, after bedtime, weekends, you name it. I started by politely letting them know I wasn't the perso

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Text - their corporate officers, etc. I found that the CEO and CFO had very unusual names and quickly discovered they had publicly listed phone numbers. (Yes, it was not a huge bank and this was early 2000's before people were exclusively using cell phones). This was approximately 8 pm on a Sunday night. I called each number explaining that since I kept receiving collection calls from their company in spite of not being the person that they sought, every time they called me, I would call them. L

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Text - I Served You Decaf for Two Years Hey Mister Verizon Man, You sold my dad refurbished iPhones and told him they were new. They were Hanukkah presents for my brothers and I. My dad was so mad that you sold him used phones- you lied to him. And he returned them. He returned them and he swore off iPhones, and I didn't get a smartphone until I was eighteen. Mister Verizon Man, I was (nearly) the only one in my class who didn't have an iPhone because of you. And you made my dad very angry on ou

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/Soul_Impact • 210d + Join Roommate kept using my stuff, so I put something into the toothpaste I had this roommate who kept using my stuff in secret. I didn't notice this in the first few weeks, but soon realized , that he has been not only using my toothpaste, but also fragrance, deodorant spray, shampoo and all kinds of stuff from the fridge (ketchup, sauces, etc.). It just didn't make any sense how quickly these different products emptied. He used them more than I did.

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Text - One evening I asked him about this. He denied everything with big surprised eyes and swore that he only uses his stuff. So I had to set a trap for him. I chose the toothpaste tube, because it was almost empty, I took a straw and poured a bit of salt inside. Since the toothpaste had already some kind of crystals inside, it was perfect for the salt crystals to blend in the mix. I placed the tube back where it was and waited for him to go brushing his teeth. There he went a bit before midnig

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Well-Meaning Boob Waters Fake Plants for Months


This person thought they were doing a great job of keeping their succulents alive until they had to be told their thumb wasn't so green after all. Apparently this is a pretty common occurrence? At least it still looks nice. Either way, there are loads of instances where people realize obvious stuff way too late.

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Text - O r/tifu - Posted by u/Rashional3 1 day ago TIFU by watering plastic succulents S I've always found it nice to keep some succulents by the windowsill. They are easy to care for and add a little greenery to my room. Back in October I decided to spend $20 on a set of 4 small succulents. When they arrived, I organized them carefully on my windowsill as planned.

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Text - I know succulents don't need much water, so I'd only water them once every 3 or so weeks. I found it odd that the water did not really disintegrate into the soil, instead floating as a little pool at the top, but I figured they were just small and didn't need much water. I left school for a month over Christmas break and was worried how my succulents would hold up without water. Much to my delight, when I came back, they looked as healthy as the day I bought them! How resilient of a plant

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Text - I continued watering the succulents for months - each month giving just that right amount of water that would float at the surface of the soil like a pool and then disintegrate. I must be doing a great job, I thought, because they still look great 8 months after purchase. I took real internal pride in my little succulents. Until the day my girlfriend told me they were fake.

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Text - "These are plastic!" she said when she tried to water them for me for the first time. "Look, if you look closely you can see the glue." "Wait.. what?" After a quick moment of introspection, I thought back to all the evidence. I confirmed on amazon that they are indeed "realistic-looking artificial". Smh. TL;DR: I bought plastic succulents and watered them for 8 months until my girlfriend noticed they were plastic.

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Text - Sneaky_lass 1.3k points · 1 day ago It's the thought that matters. I mean, you're the embodiment of the meme "he a little confused, but he got the spirit". Consider what has happened as a "training" and try your skills on a real plant next!

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Text - ThadisJones 181 points · 1 day ago Hold on a minute I suddenly feel the need to get up and check the zebra plant that's been in my office for the last two years. Edit: It real

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Text - scotigirl 36 points · 1 day ago I did the same thing! I bought a small succulent for my dorm room in college and watered it regularly. I was so proud because I can NEVER keep plants alive! Then one day I was reaching for something up high, lost my balance and bumped into my desk which sent the pot crashing to the ground. When I was cleaning up the shards I found that the plant had been super-glued in, and my roommate proceeded to make fun of me even to this day, four years later. They rea

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Text - kozmicjanis 90 points · 1 day ago As an adult, with children I seem to have managed to cultivate rather decently for years now, I never did have a green thumb. So imagine the pride and joy I felt over keeping my succulents alive for over six months! Fantabulous! Great job, Me! ..and then my friend's teenage daughter asked why I was watering plastic plants.

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Text - Curiousity83 47 points · 1 day ago My dad had the same thing once with mistletoe. He had been spraying them everyday, and he said to me, they really do hold up well after 8 months. I took a closer look and I saw a clear manufacturing line in the middle of the stem. I had to sadly inform him it was plastic... Oe

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Entitled People and Their Unrealistic Demands


Whether it's because they think haggling is just an excuse to abuse people, or have irrational expectations about the world around them, entitled people will continue to fill the world with their unreasonable demands. Sometimes it's a boss who expects you to work on the weekends for free, other times it could be a total stranger who thinks that it's a reasonable request for you to ship your dog to them so they can pet it. Entitled people just keep making laughable demands. Sometimes entitled people even go full Karen.

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Text - Reviewed by Inactive Jul 19, 2019 Very unfriendly seller! The quality is not good, she's rude and she makes rings in different sizes even I told her to make them in one size. They don't fit and she things shes never wrong. Thatd not how you should run a business! Ring, Her. responded I have gone out of my way to help you with 4 different orders. Your boyfriend ordered you a ring and you contacted me that he ordered the wrong size. I offered to re-make the ring for free with the understand

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Snout - OMG dog is so cutieeeeeee! I want to pet and feel the fluffy dog!! Thank you, if you happen to visit Hungary, we could arranage that. no can you fly the dog to Denmark? I dont go to hungry Thank you, if you happen to visit Hungary, we could arranage that. Hungary no can you fly the dog to Denmark? I dont go to hungry Sorry but i do not think that is possible, i can send you photos of him to make it up tho , i plan to post this later today. You are the first to Hungary ever see this. Sorr

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Text - Dear Prudence, My daughter-in-law enjoys knitting and crocheting. For her birthday, my husband and I gave her a generous gift card to a local yarn store, for which she thanked us and seemed very pleased. Imagine my dismay, however, when six months later for our anniversary she gifted us with a lovely bedspread, which she told me she made with yarn purchased from the gift card! I told my son that we'd in effect paid for our own present and that he needs to communicate to his wife how impro

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Text - 3:55 ull LTE 4 Message •.. 8 min ago I would like to buy your iPhone 8 Plus 64Gb Unlocked for $385.00 4 min ago okay $385 sounds good 3 min ago 350 gotta pay my kids braces 3 min ago no 3 min ago sorry 2 min ago so you hate kids 1 min ago no i need $385 for my kids braces 55 s ago i doubt anyone would fuck you Message.

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Text - Whats up ladies? It's the boys from 134 We've been about thinking inviting you Over to Chill; however, We have not gotlen good Tooks at yovr faces. If you guys are BOTH Over 7s feel Free to Come down Sometimeo PS: If you quys BOTH aren't 7's dont Wose our time because We will he dicks.

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Text - Wait so since you already have the Saree then how is it costing We'll see about that and you need a reality check with your you more money? You're not paying me to do it. delusion of how a business works. Good luck trapping someone else with your "influence" You're missing my point. I spent money to get the Saree so then I can sell it to make money. If I just give it to you then I'm not going to make money on that Saree. Do you understand? Listen! I can ruin your business in a heartbeat s

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Text - | money work? Hey! So I saw you were selling a Gaming Computer for 950€. Is it possible to make the price lower? Thanks Ma'am. The specs for the PC is in the description in the marketplace. You can google the parts of the computer and see how much they cost brand new Im sorry but I cant Не make the price lower. I bought the PC for 1550€ 2,5 years ago and it works for fine so 950€ is really good price for that You are not fooling anyone, my son knows computers. 1550 Euros for a Computer ?!

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Text - .ull 3 ? 20:37 ( 1 9% 4 don't ask Active now Yesterday at 11:16 pm Hey Bro congrats on winning the competition for the adj house party. Your setup was amazing. I did enter but didn't get lucky But well done. What are you going to do with the prizes you have won? 5:58 pm Thanks so much :) I'm honestly not sure what I'll do with them, still getting over winning tbh haha Aha Yh 7:15 pm I'll have them, if you don't know what to do with them. your joking, right? No > Photo Hi well it's not lik

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Text - ... 2 hrs • 3 Probably a long shot but I need to find someone with a truck that will take two to three loads of my stuff to my brother house willing to pay 50$ 16 84 Comments A Like Comment Share I can do one load. I live by Replies 2h Like Reply You might want to be more specific. I'm not paying u 5o$ for one load not happening!! 17 2h Like Reply 2h Like Reply r that's not what I said but ok. I never even said i would charge you at all but what a crappy statement to make. Du might need t

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Text - Help! I get on really, really well with my next door neighbour. She helps me with childcare and she let's me use her internet connection. However The leaves from her tree fall into my garden. For as long as I remember I sweep them up and then throw them over the fence back In to her garden. She caught me doing this and called me a stypid cow and isnt talking to me. Advice please! I dont think her leaves should go in my wheelie bin, what if I needed the space for something else? I refuse t

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Text - | 27% 4:48 PM to me 4:47 PM View details You have a new message: Via: Message Details: Name Email Phone Subject Wedding Question Message Hello, My fiance and I are looking for a wedding photographer but are having some issues with the contracts we are coming across. We are wanting a clause that guarantees us a refund should we ever get divorced, since we would not need the photos in that situation. Please let me know if this is something you have in your contract or would be willing to ad

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Text - Item #: New message: I see in your listing that you upgraded from an older... ebay tm New message from: I see in your listing that you upgraded from an older Apple Watch. Why not instead of selling it give it to someone like me who wants it? Selling it is just greedy on your part. I'm happy to take it off your hands and will pay a shipping fee of $7.50 which is more than reasonable. Please respond right away as I would like the watch by New Years Eve. Reply Reply with offer

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Text - Marketplace Marketplace $65 - Thruster 20" dirt racer bicycle $65 - Thruster 20" dirt racer bicycle Rate Seller More Options Rate Seller More Options Is this still available? 'd love to purchase it for my son. O Yes, I'm telling that to my 7 year old. 9:16 AM Check with me in a few days to see if it sold Yes but due to limited supply of bikes in now have it listed at $100? $200 with three other Mom's wanting to buy it Selling all our bikes today Never mind thanks Let me know if you are in

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Text - 00:20 •.. to me v Thx for your response. Let me know if you are interested in a barter collection. In exchange of your products i will post pictures and stories with tag and hashtag to your page and link to your store. ... Mum me 10:22 ... Or why don't you pay for your wedding items yourself and then post pictures and stories to your page just like I would. If I buy something and it's fantastic I let people know it's the right thing to do for small independent designers especially now. Iv

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Text - 19:56 M A1 86% Blue Raleigh Cruiser. We saw one bike $170, but my daughter liked your bike so much. What is your final price? $300 is the lowest I can go Can we have 250? This bike is $500-$600 online My daughter, we just want to ride her bike for the first time, I don't want to spend too much. But she loves your bike so much If it is possible, I will be there for another 20 minutes... I hope you make as much as $ 50 in your life If you agree, tell us so we can move on Aa

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Girls Try To Team Up Against Roommate, Roommate Goes Nuclear


They should've picked their battle a whole lot more carefully. It sounds like these girls were a couple toxic and entitled roommates, in dire need of a reality check moment. Well, as things escalated, and one thing led to another, their roommate certainly beat them at their own game. Sounds like everything came undone for them. And really, it seems like that was the deserved outcome. 

Check out another nuclear revenge with this woman who was unjustly fired, so she ruined the business.

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Text - r/NuclearRevenge u/blu3tu3sday• 220d + Join Pick your battles a little more carefully Originally posted in pettyrevenge, was recommended that I post it in nuclearrevenge. Here's the obligatory intro paragraph: on mobile, long time lurker, first post. Long wind-up, revenge at the end. So basically, I moved into a 2bd apartment 2 months ago with Sara & Jessica (names changed). Now, Sarah is on the lease, Jessica is Sarah's girlfriend and isn't on the lease. I pay 50%, Sarah pays 25% and Jes

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Text - Fast-forward 2 months: they're enormous slobs who never do anything so I clean up after them all the time. I vacuum the living room, mop the kitchen, do dishes, etc. I buy most of the shared groceries and household items like TP, which the two of them plow through really quickly. Sarah has a cat in the apartment which is unauthorized, and regularly has an unauthorized dog here too. Their rent is paid late and utilities on the last possible day. Also, the girls smoke copious amounts of wee

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Text - I blocked them on all forms of social media and means of communication. The next day, I went down to the apartment managers and reported the two unauthorized pets and the unauthorized occupant. Written notices were given, Sarah& Jessica threw them straight in the trash. I return from a 4 day stay at my dad's and go straight to report the unauthorized occupant Jessica (who has already once been asked to leave) and both unauthorized pets which were supposed to be gone by now. Well, at this

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Text - So yesterday, I went back down to the office to finish securing my new apartment and to report more violations. When I came home, the chain lock was locked so I had no way to get in. This is what I had been waiting for. Jessica taunts me again (on video) and then slaps my hat off my head, hitting me square in the forehead with the back of her hand. Bingo. | The revenge: I call the cops, rat Sarah and Jessica out for being druggies, get all their paraphernalia confiscated, and get a police

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Tumblr Thread: Long YouTube Ad Has Eight Twists


This fun Tumblr thread captures the experience of someone realizing that YouTube had a seven hour ad. Now that is something you don't see everyday. And certainly not something that you want to find yourself having to sit through. Thank goodness YouTube has the "skip ad" feature nowadays. 

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Text - smothermewithaffection Sol got this ad on youtube... KUS Cellular 7GB/$49 e oh It's for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing. And I go.. "wait a minute.that sounds weird. why hasn't this ad ended yet?"

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Text - And I go.. "wait a minute..that sounds weird. why hasn't this ad ended yet?" And I look at the bottom. New Stared Correct Plat US Celutar F Ad 6:59:08 O uscellular.com C the ad is seven hours long. smothermewithaffection UPDATE

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Natural landscape - UPDATE i'm half an hour in Kus Cellular 7GB / $49 per line per month Skíp Ad the guy's come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and "you still watchin? weird." After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

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Lawn - He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he'll be back soon smothermewithaffection he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it

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Lawn - he's really getting into the book

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Gardener - smothermewithaffection He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he's measuring the grass again. smothermewithaffection

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Lawn - HE'S GONNA PLAY CROQUET smothermewithaffection the sprinklers turned on.'m two hours into this thing elodieunderglass more compelling than real tv tbh

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Text - Did you hang in all the way to the end? Will anyone? Who cares. It's potent publicity! "When the concept was originally pitched, we had a couple other ideas to visualize the deal, like watching paint dry, finding out if a watched pot ever boils, and watching as we wait to see if the cows ever come home," agency creative director John Kearse tells AdFreak. "Grass growing was always our first choice because it was a universal concept and offered a fun environment to showcase some entertaini

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Factors People Didn't Anticipate about Adulthood


Adult life is a bit of a surprise to everybody. There are things that you expected but still don't enjoy, like paying bills. Then there are other strange things that are hard to expect, like the childishness of other adults, and the realities of dusting. It starts with your first encounter with total BS and just keeps sliding from there. Here are some adult life equivalents of calling the teacher mom.

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Text - rchaw 28.4k points · 12 hours ago 3 Dealing with your parents acting like children. Sir_Abraham_Lincoln 8.2k points · 10 hours ago My parents have always acted like children, however as a child I was blind to this. Now as an adult I, I realize how immature and lost my parents actually are.

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Text - bebebaker 465 points · 13 hours ago The amount of family get togethers you don't want to go to after you get married.

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Text - QuarantineTitans 34.8k points · 15 hours ago The increasing speed of passing years. Having nieces only makes the problem worse. Their age and the perceived number of years past doesn't align at all for me.

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Text - coagulatedmilk88 368 points · 14 hours ago Dusting. It never ends.

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Text - ShnuckTuck88 277 points · 14 hours ago Dental costs. Not only is it just expensive it is so much more choice. Unlike say a broken arm where you have to get it fixed a chipped tooth or other minor need is on you even the dentist will be like "up to you man". Then on top of that the insurance for dental is just about the worst thing on the planet, it also seems arbitrary. 900 dollar night guard that doesnt actually fix the problem and will likely still lead to major issues in the future sur

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Text - slothbarns7 2.4k points · 14 hours ago Having a presentable place, and debating myself on why it matters. It always frustrated me when my parents had a guest over and we had to deep clean the whole house. Like if it's my close friend of 8 years visiting, why do I care what they care about my cleanliness? And yet, every time people are over I find myself cleaning the apartment up for some reason.

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Text - DecadenceXO 48.2k points 15 hours ago How often you have to clean to maintain a clean house. philosifer 10.3k points · 12 hours ago Not only clean. Maintenance in general. I just found spot of mold in my garage and have to pull out what feels like half a wall

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Text - badninj4 47.6k points · 15 hours ago Back hurting just from sleeping wrong

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Text - coltonious 28.3k points 16 hours ago Deciding what to eat for 3 meals a day 7 days a week

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Text - scarlett_o_o 25.3k points · 12 hours ago You have to buy insurance but can never use the insurance or else no one will sell you insurance.

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Text - swampy13 20.6k points · 14 hours ago Realizing some friends are shitty and you shouldn't be friends with them anymore.

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Text - Chaseybabe 19.9k points · 12 hours ago How many adults I actually dislike. When I was younger, I thought my parents liked all our neighbours, all my teachers, all my coaches, etc. I've since found out that they thought most people were morons....kind of like I do.

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Text - heyitsbev 16.6k points · 15 hours ago S How expensive lamps are. Mrs-CMR 5.2k points · 15 hours ago And dining room tables!

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Text - JonnyWax 15.8k points · 12 hours ago 2 2 Not being able to sleep due to stress. Yet here I lay, exhausted but wide awake. When I was younger I could sleep anytime, anywhere.

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Text - ablondedude 12.3k points · 12 hours ago The endless teeny tiny implications of adult freedom. "You have your own medical insurance plan now, you need to pick a primary care physician." Ok who should I pick? "Up to you" But like where should I start, how do i know which doctor to choose? "Up to you" How do other people find one? "They just pick the one they like" I don't know any of these doctors!

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Text - sea_ewe_in_tea 11.0k points · 14 hours ago How quickly fruits and vegetable actually go bad when you buy them yourself

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Text - Tired-andsad 2.9k points · 15 hours ago - edited 12 hours ago When your not in school surrounded by your peers, meeting new people and making freinds is much harder and in many cases almost impossible. And dating is a whole other ball game. Then again for alot of us that isnt too different from how highschool was anyway

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Text - GaryBettmanSucks 1.7k points · 14 hours ago No one else is going to kill that bug

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Text - genz027 1.3k points · 12 hours ago Gross pay vs. net pay holy shit

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Text - smolspooderfriend 1.0k points · 14 hours ago People rely on you. Both your parents and your kids. You become the filling in a responsibility sandwich and the weight of it is crushing at times.

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Text - Aperture_T 699 points · 14 hours ago It's entirely possible to lose your job through no fault of your own.

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Text - -EDGAR- 386 points · 14 hours ago · edited 14 hours ago Hangovers. When I would drink a lot during college I would wake up the next and feel totally fine. Thought maybe I was immune to hangovers, then at some point in my late 20s they started to hit me and hit me hard.

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The Classic "In Need of Dad" Craigslist Ad


It is what it is. Just a simple ask from a group of folks who need a father figure to stand in for their barbecue. Who knows if anyone ever responded to the ad, but we like to think someone had a great barbecue with a highly qualified dad. At least people are still posting weird ads online.

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Grilling - NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) ® Com

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Text - To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject

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Text - Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Thetto

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Wonderfully Mistranslated Shirts


Stylistically speaking, it's probably more important to the wearer in these case just to have English on the shirt than to care about what it actually means. It's kinda like when someone gets a tattoo in a language they don't understand. They think means "energy" but really it means "steak and eggs." Literal translations in any language can turn into beautiful nonsense.

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Clothing - Australian hat She was thc wa HE WORE A TOOTH FROM AND WE WILL GET YOU OUT OF HERE IN REA

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T-shirt - THE PIG IS FULL OF NANY MANY CATS MINNIE IS WELL KNOWN AS MICKEY'S GIRLFRIEND

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T-shirt - FREE is FREE SHIT is SHIT DAMN

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Youth - Engri I feel happiness when I eat a potato. fond

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Sleeveless shirt - BAMMY SNIFFIN GLUE WONT KEEP FAMILIES OGETHER SAMY

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T-shirt - Crap your Händs Make noise!

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People - 番おえし WHATS SO FUCK THEN FOP ST mit

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T-shirt - ICAN BE SHIT, MAMA

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Clothing - PRECISE CHOCOLATE FRENCH FRIES ĐWARF HOT DOG ICECREAM PIZZA MLKSHAE BRAVERY

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T-shirt - Hamberger friend I feel happiness When! eat a him

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Shoulder - BIGGER THAN SATAN BIEBER

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T-shirt - round eyed LAD dwarf bravery THIS perceive

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T-shirt - CHOMS 四00 HOME OF BOOBIES Secth ain R , UT BCT37

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T-shirt - Always buy the branded Lee OMPLEYE UNE OF WESTERN SARMETS FOR THE WHORE FAMILY

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T-shirt - SOMETIMES THE SHIT BREAKS YOU 北種路专卖 TAU 24282219

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T-shirt - BE DANCED, OR DANCE BE DAS OR ACA JANCE ANCE

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White - ILOVE ash Alcohol Sound Ontellectuals melet CASIO

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Clothing - ВЕСОМ DOOR! DYS

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T-shirt - HEED NO DO PERMITED TO GOING THE PERSON TEMMBY WOROING TERRISLYLASTLY

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T-shirt - AR E SEXY THINK LESS. STUPID MORE.

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Clothing - I AM LUCKY AND BE HAPPINESS 2.990 nice asSers FeeL

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