Wednesday, June 10, 2020

The Classic "In Need of Dad" Craigslist Ad


It is what it is. Just a simple ask from a group of folks who need a father figure to stand in for their barbecue. Who knows if anyone ever responded to the ad, but we like to think someone had a great barbecue with a highly qualified dad. At least people are still posting weird ads online.

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Grilling - NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) ® Com

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Text - To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject

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Text - Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Thetto

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