Monday, July 21, 2014

Me right now, I'm the oldest

Being a Baby is a Tough Job




Being a Baby is a Tough Job


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Spielberg's Hunt Club

"This is me?!"

I'm a 6 foot tall, 150 pound male for reference

All of my graduation photos are ruined because my iPhone makes it look like I have a raging erection

Storm sewer overflow

My gf stayed at my place while I worked a double shift. I came home to a clean kitchen, a hot meal and a blow job.

They know they aren't allowed in the kitchen so they have to do this.

Make it Rain Even Harder With the Cash Cannon








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Tagged: money , Video , g rated , win



A gift for Batman.

Maybe they should have been aiming better, they missed my armor !

The Building That Grows as You Recycle




The Building That Grows as You Recycle






The architecture giants at Agence Chartier Corbasson have imagined a design feat worthy of a green future.



Their new, London-based conceptual project, "Organic Skyscraper," proposes a high-rise building built from the recycled materials of its residents. The building would essentially "grow" vertically as inhabitants discarded waste like plastic bottles and paper, their garbage turning into insulated panels for floors to come.







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When two lady-friends ask me if I know anyone interested in a threesome

Truth in Advertising

I hate these things !

I have the best partner in crime...

Just gonna leave it here and confess my love for her

I didn't want to push the issue further.

Be Glad You're Not an Animal in the Sheets

It's a cheesy pick up line and it worked and it worked

Your eyes can hear her accent

To the wasp I thought I electrified to death, who spent 5 hours crawling towards my leg to sting me

My fear of the ocean validated by one picture.

It's What Jesus Would Have Wanted




It's What Jesus Would Have Wanted


Submitted by: Unknown



Tagged: drugs , marijuana , bible , failbook



Priorities

Pac-Man graffiti.

This helps guys by quickly moving on to the next girl, and getting closer to "the one".

Smooth as hell.

Why I love Psych

I'd Advise Keeping Hammers Away from Your Crotch, Especially if Those Hammer-Wielders Are Blindfolded








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Tagged: dude parts , Video , stunt , win



Uno Is Really Fun Though




Uno Is Really Fun Though


Submitted by: mje006



Tagged: sexy times , funny , games , uno , dating



After see the giant sinkhole in Siberia

Oh, crap

"Abstract" art claymation I made back in college - caught in the endless loop of memory

Blue Butterflies in the Amazon Rain Forest, Brazil

It's about 40ºC (>100ºF) in Germany...

Mother of god

Classic: Janice Really Needs to Listen to This Poor Kid

This dude is probably the saddest dude in all Pokemon history

That look of being content

So satisfying...

I love being her Dad.