If you grew up knowing anything about the Disney Channel then you're familiar with those short magic wand "I'm blank and you're watching the Disney Channel" animations. Turns out the perfect Mickey Mouse logo was HEAVILY edited in post. These are great.
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Slipknot vocalist Corey Taylor is talented in MANY ways. The amount of epic in this video where he sings the SpongeBob song is very high.
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The results might surprise you. Yes, hard rockers rock out to some pop music every now and again too.
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Turns out some of these are actually pretty relatable. And it's almost sad that we feel like we can't safely do stupid things like wear light-up shoes without feeling the ire of the public. Even if you did half of the things on this list, you probably wouldn't be as embarrassed as these people.
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This Tumblr post about Pearl Powder being the next wild beauty product secret is just our kind of BS. "Surely you have heard about the buzz of pearl powder..." Um, no, I have not. Anyone else? The Tumblr community never fails to hatch up all kinds of madness for our enjoyment. Thank goodness it's still around. I guess that might be fleeting with the terrible passing of Article 13. Here's a list of Tumblr usersgetting real angry about that, if you're looking for more Tumblr gold.
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Your Hump Day could use a little wisdom. Open your mind to all the knowledge in this post, and let it wash over you. Dare to be enlightened.
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You never think about Thanos TOO HARD. Bad and hilarious fails occur. In this case, picturing the giant smug face of a notorious Marvel villain ends up snapping just about everyone in yoga class out of their meditative state. But dang, the story we have here makes the whole thing worth it!
If you want to check out some particularly hilarious and dirty Thanos/Ant-Man memes, check this post out. You won't be disappointed.
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Getting pushed out of your job by your predatory boss is grounds for some absolutely epic revenge. And this woman got it. If you wanna read another story of revenge in an unfair corporate environment, then check this guy's story out.
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Some people just refuse to be helped. This is one of those times. You would've been best served, just carrying yourself on down the road.
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This choosing beggar had a very hard time understanding what "fixed prices" means. My dude, that means there is NO room for negotiation. No haggling or begging or any other kind of cheap BS allowed. Now, on the other hand we have the seller who seized the opportunity and all of its potential for trolling, and did a great job. The results are a heartwarming display of a choosing beggar getting got.
If you want more of this choosing beggars madness in your life, check out the time a ridiculous choosing beggar demanded a free feast, here!
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The results are in, and these exam questions deserve an A+. Leave it to the spicy, creative minds of Twitter users to hatch up some hilarious hypothetical questions for future exams about that ongoing Brexit saga. Can you picture it? A day in the future when kids sit down to answer that imperative question regarding how Brexit shook out. Do you think these replies are anywhere close to being on the mark? Who's to say.
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Nobody's family is perfectly normal, but some people's families are more interesting. And maybe not in the best ways. Some are more trivial and embarrassing, like liking pineapple pizza. Some are family shattering, like secret families. Reminds us of this girl who figured out her family secrets by taking a blood test in college.
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These pizza delivery drivers have seen it all; they've seen the darkest sides of humanity. It's as if a pizza delivery driver is a guardian angel of sorts. They show up to bring hot steaming boxes of pizza to the lost and burned out souls, who might've needed someone to check in on them more than the actual pizza. The following stories are pretty gnarly. You might walk away from this list, with a different appreciation for all the messed up kinds of madness a pizza delivery driver has seen in their time.
If you're in the mood for more pizza delivery madness, check out the time a Domino's pizza tracker saved a guy from his knife-wielding ex, over here!
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Tumblr never disappoints with the weird, specific and overthought pieces of gold, like this mathematical deduction of and Ice Cube Song. Anyway, here's a story of the time a contortionist friend did everything in her power to get a burrito. The results are pretty fantastic.
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"Slip carefully!" If you've spent time on the road, you've likely encountered that one mess of a hotel that's just failing through keeping their business together. While some of these aren't pure fails, the lot in general, is filled with our kind of bizarre, struggles, and unexpected hilarity.
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Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out if you wanna see more.
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This makes me unexplainably happy. Who knew that awesome dragon head drawings were the key to that crazy passing emotion called happiness. Check out the rest of Iguanamouth's Tumblr profile over here!
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As we all know, certain restaurant chains will give you a free meal if it's your birthday. This dude upped the ante by visiting as many places as he could. The results are...here.
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