Thursday, August 26, 2021

Madden 22 Player Loses Game Due To Ridiculously Unrealistic TD Run


Just in case you were thinking about picking up Madden 22, this quick yet heartbreaking video of a wildly unrealistic TD run might convince you to go with another game, after all. This is the kind of glitchy play that can compel a gamer to toss their controller through the TV screen. I would've loved to have heard their reaction. 

Pipeline Operator Displays Remarkably Poor Skills


We're not entirely sure how this person ended up operating this pipeline operator. It's clear that this is not the gig that they were meant to tack on though. I mean, hey, everyone has their thing. This dude clearly needs to keep looking for his ideal job. 

Shopping Carts Stage Brutal Attack On Parking Lot


Well that's it. The shopping carts got fed up with us packing them with our crap, leaving them in parking lots and never fixing their one bad wheels. That or it was just wind. Either way it feels like someone went and executed order 66 on behalf of the carts. This is why you put your shopping carts back.

Inventive Twitter Thread Imagines Dehumidifier Houseplant Waterer


Every now and again Twitter ends up spewing out brilliant little comedy gems that we'd otherwise never have thought twice about. For instance, Twitter user @nathanwpyle took the time to put together some humorous sketches of what it'd look like if you had a dehumidifier that could also water your houseplants. 

Coworker Demands Mathematically Impossible Computer, Gets Proven Incompetent


People in IT get some tall orders, especially when they're trying to help the kind of people who think that smoke is a feature of their device. Not only do they have to contend with people who have no idea what they're doing, they also have to deal with people who think they know what they're doing, like this gentleman. Anyway, here are some IT memes for the people really holding up society as we know it.

Amazingly Dumb Decisions Made By Companies


For some reason it's almost a little reassuring that we aren't the only ones making dumb financial decisions and horrible business ideas. In a way it's nice that the people who head multi-billion dollar companies can have worse leadership skills than your uncle who keeps trying to get you to "loan" him your savings so he can start a caviar farm. 

Employee Doesn't Donate Vacation Hours To Coworker, Gets Called Out


This isn't the first time that we've come across an employee being given a hard time over not handing out their own hard-earned vacation hours, and we certainly doubt that it'll be the last time. When this employee decided that they weren't comfortable handing over their vacation hours to a coworker who was definitely going through a hard time, they proceeded to get ganged up on by their coworkers. The fact that the boss put up a spreadsheet that showed everyone's vacation hours is pretty shady as well. 

Entitled People Who Need A Reality Check


It's a question whose answer has eluded us for millennia: why can't all these entitled people just be cool? For the record, most people can go about their day without calling the cops on their neighbor's kid's lemonade stand. But the boss who expects their employees to lay their lives down for a candy bar or the lady on the street who steals welcome mats are all part of the tapestry of entitled people who make the world a less friendly place.

Millennial Memes For People Whose Backs Are Starting To Hurt


Other than the squishy age range, what truly defines "being a millennial?" Is it an outlook thing? Is it a "everyone having the same nostalgic memories about blockbuster" thing? Whatever it is, the elders of the group are knocking on the door of 40. Here are some more memes for the aging millennials and xennials.

Skyrim Memes For A Ten-Year-Old Game That Are Still Relevant Somehow


For some reason we keep coming back to this friggin' game. Maybe it's because it's just that good? Maybe it's because our lives are just that empty of meaning? Maybe it's because we'll lie to ourselves that we'll finally do a mage build instead of falling into stealth archery like we always do, the pull stronger than gravity. For some more funny garbage about a game that would be in 4th grade by now, here are some Elder Scrolls Memes that are as Tamriel as it gets.

Mechanic Refuses To Do Job, Man Takes Revenge


This pro revenge story is something special. Specifically because this guy and the mechanic were able to sort out their differences when it was all said and done. If this revenge story got you going check out another recent pro revenge story that we ran about an owner who tried to micromanage their employees, fired them on the spot, and then got fired by his very employees.

Woman Says She Was Attacked By Dark Energy At Gym, Twitter Reacts


We're no strangers to the bizarre and downright disrespectful reviews that are left by deceptive customers that tried to stink up the reputations of perfectly respectable establishments. With that being said, this has to be the first time that we've come across someone claiming that they were attacked by "dark energy" within a gym. Naturally, Twitter had some funny feelings about the whole thing. 

Boss Asks Employee To Work While On Vacation, Employee Does Research, Takes Permanent Vacation


The reality is that countless fed up employees out there come to a point where they don't end up quitting their jobs, they just go ahead and quit their bosses. It sounds like this employee was dealing with just a bit of an infuriatingly inconsiderate boss. Vacations are instrumental toward a general sense of well being and productivity from employees. Otherwise, the burnout is pretty much inevitable. It sounds like this employee hit their breaking point. The research and malicious compliance that ensued sure is something sweet. For another recent post we ran about malicious compliance, check out this story about an unfair teacher failing half the class, and then how the student settled the score.

Exaggerated Warnings People Got When They Were Younger


Just because someone's further on in their years than you, and aggressively insists that they've seen it all, doesn't for one second guarantee that they actually know what they're talking about. Unfortunately, many of us have fallen prey to exaggerated warnings that we received when younger and impressionable that ended up not being applicable to much of life at all as we get older. Maybe some of these will strike a chord. 

Beauty Pageant Contestant Attempts "And I Am Telling You", Disaster Ensues


There's a time and a place for most everything in this crazy life. Maybe, just maybe, this is one of those songs that she didn't need to sing to the crowd. But hey, to each their own. With that being said, the comments section didn't exactly love the performance.