Saturday, January 18, 2020

The Dumbest Things People Thought As Kids


A collection of AskReddit replies to the dumbest things people believed as kids | posted by mtulitu used believe night is brought about by clouds dark ones course. Never felt need clarify this with anybody an obvious fact

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest things that they believed as kids. It's amazing what kinds of nonsense we can will ourselves into believing, when we're kids and just trying to figure the world out. 

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Rare Insults That Resulted In Utter Destruction


A collection of rare insults that were brutal and creative | posted by Abdu Komilov He looks if u take off his glasses his nose comes off with

We're back at it again with a fresh and fiery roster of rare insults.You know, those insults that you've (hopefully) never heard used before, and absolutely leave their mark. We'll always have an appreciation for those people that get outside of the box when it comes to what they try out for their next line of banter. 

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Karen Shreds Employee's Leave Requests


Karen employee shreds employees leave requests, and ends up getting caught by the CEO | r/ProRevenge posted by Scott3496 Cancel leave Say goodbye promotion. Error title, should read as Cancel My leave. Say goodbye promotion used work disability shared accommodation

"Karen" ended up getting caught up in the quite the shady business practice. Apparently, she had been disregarding and shredding employees leave requests. Fortunately, the CEO was around to catch Karen in the act, and ended up making it right. Karen, ended up getting fired. 

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Stories That Sound Like Lies But Are True


A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing stories of their luckiest moments and biggest coincidences | tweet by Harry Balczak lookmahvelous2 My girlfriend years ago wrote quick thank 10 bill tip and months later same bill ended up my hands as change still have bill because coincidence.

Twitter users are sharing stories of their luckiest and unluckiest and plain old strange life moments. Sometimes, it can really start to feel like the universe is either pulling for you in a big way, or doing everything it can to complicate your attempt at a peaceful existence. 

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The Adventures of Florida Man


Wacky, crazy, wtf headlines about a Florida man | mug shot tweet by SammysGotJokes not saying he's right, but get Florida man kidnaps scientist make his dog immortal

Thanks to some interesting laws that make it way easier to get ahold of arrest records, there are a disproportionate amount of wacky crime stories that come out of Florida. So now we have Florida Man. He's not the hero we necessarily want or need, but he is the hero who we certainly deserve.

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Netflix Hacker Messages Account Owner So He Can Finish His Show


Netflix hacker contacts account owner to finish show | about end Yeah too damn bad stay fuck off other people's Netflix accounts and pay money own have some nerve asking only 2 episodes were remaining

This guy has got moxie. Sometimes people just think that asking for someone's stuff will get them that stuff, like this incompetent lowballer who demanded a guys address so he could steal his bike. It's too bad this guy probably didn't get to finish watching his show, I mean, two episodes left, that's gotta hurt.

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Safety Fails That Would Make OSHA Faint


Safety fails of people in dangerous situations and on high ladders.

Some OSHA regulations seem sort of strict and ridiculous, but some really bad safety fails make you concede the point that some rules are there for a reason. It's non an enviable situation to be in to have a boss who wants you to do some sketchy-ass moves just so you can replace a light bulb, but we've been there.

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Parents With Identical Twins That Accidentally Switched The Kids


Parents with identical twins share their experiences with accidentally switching the kids.

Someone on AskReddit asked for parents that accidentally switched their kids to share their experiences. Can't imagine the kind of embarrassing panic that must've ensued after these discoveries. 

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The Dumbest Things Students Got In Trouble For


A collection of AskReddit replies to the dumbest things that people got in trouble for at school | imvital got letter sent home and yelled at and humiliated front entire class because climbed on top pile snow.

Someone on AskReddit asked for students to share the dumbest things they've ever gotten in trouble for. It is remarkable what kinds of stupid things that students are penalized for by teachers. Like really, jumping in the snow?!

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Dad Memes for the Dads Out There


parenting memes, funny jokes and tweets

If you're a dad, know a dad, or have even seen a dad these will resonate with extra fatherly dad-ishness. Here are some dad memes to keep those dads going through these dark times. There's just a lot ofrad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.

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Author's Story of a Horrible Hipster Party Guest


Twitter story of horrible hipster guest who put vinegar in all the drinks | tweet by Sarah Gailey O gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever hope do because this is happening So at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar

Entitled morons are a dime a dozen, but someone who'd deliberately vinegarize every drink at a party is absolutely mad. The worst part is that he thinks he's doing everyone a favor. You can do that crap at your own house, but when you do something disrespectful as a houseguest it really chaps people's asses.

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Guy On Twitter Details Infuriating Medical Insurance Experience


Guy on Twitter describes his very frustrating experience trying to use his health insurance.

Twitter user @AdamWeinstein went ahead and detailed his unbelievably frustrating experience trying to navigate using his health insurance. He ends up having to jump through all kinds of frustrating hoops. Definitely gives off the impression that the insurance is doing anything but helping his cause. 

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Woman Claps Back At Rude Guy On Dating App


Woman claps back against rude guy on dating app with an insult of her own.

Rob came out strong in this conversation on one of the many ridiculous dating apps. It looks like he thought he'd try an approach of giving his match some intentionally negative attention. It only ended up contributing toward Rob's ultimate downfall in the end. 

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Horrible Names People Encountered


Horrible and stupid names people gave kids | posted by MelyssaRave My neighbor 12th kid. His parents named him Twelver gotta be worst ever seen.

You'd think parents would have better judgement, but sometimes people get stuck with incredibly silly names. There are some parents out there who either didn't give a name enough thought, or tried to get too clever with it. Man it would really suck to be named after a transformer. 

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Things That Seem Hard but are Actually Pretty Easy


Things that seem difficult to do but are actually pretty easy

Some things seem incomprehensible if you don't have a background in them, but just giving it 30 minutes of effort or following directions makes a lot of things surprisingly easy. If this made you feel even slightly motivated, here are life hacks and tips for becoming a slightly more effective person.

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