American stand-up comedian, John Mulaney, and some of his quotes go terribly well with band names. Whether it's Blink-182 or My Chemical romance, this list includes some of the most loved and loathed and trolled, bands of the 2000s; and as it turns out, they pair wonderfully well with some John Mulaney funnies.
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Sweet, could be a stretch here, but the point is that this customer service rep. stepped up in a helpful way, when they encountered a dissatisfied customer, who didn't get that good 'ol watermelon rancher they were looking for. And helpfulness is a whole different kind of sweet. Good on them.
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Chris Pratt goes OFF in this video. Appearances suggest that this isn't the first time he's rapped over, "Forgot About Dre", and maybe it won't be the last. The video editing's on point too. Keep your eyes peeled for 0:36. Pure gold.
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When this man found himself confronted by three women upset about his behavior, he fell into a panic attack. The question that the women, and others watching the video find themselves asking is: cowardly staged, or something more serious and outside his control? Drop your thoughts in the comments section.
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There's a whole lot of what you see in the movies that is NOT applicable in real life. Sometimes we will ourselves into believing that such, isn't so. Life would surely be a lot more dramatic and "magical" if the world lined up with what we see unfold in a wild script, sometimes. But alas, life ain't what it looks like in the movies. These examples of movie logic not holding up with the real world, should drive that bleak point home.
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Life is full of earnest attempts. Sometimes you're trying to have a good time. Sometimes you're trying to tie down a four-wheeler to a truck bed. Sometimes you're just trying to joke around with your friends. With every attempt, there's a possibility for failure, and these folks did not escape it. Neither did these folks, either.
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This poor, freshly stressed employee was just trying to do the right thing, when he went to touch a headshot. Thing is, he did so, without permission; and the terrible timing that ensued, put him in some hot water. This is a fine example of the fallout that can storm a seemingly innocent situation, when someone finds himself caught up in a, "this isn't what it looks like", scenario. We've got more of those, from a funny AskReddit, over here!
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We have here a finely assembled lot of cringelords who fancy themselves modern gents, with deep pockets filled with unnecessarily long words; and beneath all that, wild insecurities and genuine rudeness. Just cause you write something out in a way that sounds pretty, doesn't mean you're off the hook, for lashing out seconds later with a fiery round of profanity-laced verbal assault. Of this lot, I think that Phil's the MVP. "Is that clear?"
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This stuff is the flotsam of the internet. Like, after all the particularly funny, wholesome or generally positive stuff has been scooped up, there's this. The creepy, weird, cringey and all-out strange images that have nowhere else to go. At worst, mildly uncomfortable. At best, just plain creepy as hell.
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This is the kind of emotionally-stirring post, centered on courage and selflessness in the face of true tragedy that has the ability to reawaken an idle faith in humanity. Seriously. It doesn't get much more powerful than this. As for the nurse, it sounds like she's since discovered word of this post, thanks to social media doing some good in the world; and she's connected with the brother who left the post on Facebook.
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Some pieces of trivia can stick around in cultural consciousness for way too long, especially if they're untrue. It can be tempting to repeat a myth just because it sounds shocking and "unbelievable." There are oodles of misconceptions that people have about the past and future that just never seem to die.
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This informative twitter thread seeks to shed light on how much information, concerning you, is being regularly, aggressively compiled. The results might surprise you, or you're someone who's accepted the state of things as they are, and you couldn't care less about what Google or Facebook has on you. It's a strange time to be alive, as technology continues to evolve faster than we could've ever fever dreamed up. This era requires dogged mindfulness, and research, if you want to ensure you know exactly what using a browser or signing up for a "free" social media service, entails. A whole lot more going on behind the curtain than we realize...
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Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff, like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.
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