Sunday, March 31, 2019

Fire Department Shows Up When Guy Digs Dangerously Deep For His Dad Joke


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You know things are getting far too real, when amidst your desperate dig to understand a misfired dad joke, you're digging up ancient WW2 artifacts. Yes, that is how far down this ridiculous tale descends. And it honestly sounds pretty amazing. You might call it a fail, but this could just as easily be painted as a win. Potentially fiery crisis averted! 

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16 Sign-Wielding Protesters with Senses Of Humor


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When they saw something that didn't seem right, these people took to the streets with signs of their own. With a few of these, it's not really clear what people are protesting here. Some of them just seem to be happy to be holding a sign. 

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13 Funny British Reaction Tweets That Will Make You Want A Pint At The Pub


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These distinguished, tea-soaked tweets are brimming with the tasty tidbits of British culture that can at times, seem so different from the rest of the world. You might find yourself chewing on an idea in the back of your head halfway through this list, to make some power moves to the nearest pub to drink down your afternoon with a steady procession of pint glasses in hand. 

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Mom Put On Blast For Reading Erotica In Front Of Her Cat


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Someone please dig my grave, indeed. Mom, not cool! This is reading is NOT suitable for the curious eyes of a cat that MIGHT not know better. Maybe the cat really knows what's going on, and is all about that dirty prose. A weird and cringeworthy situation either way. 

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Bank Steals Money from Old Lady, Doesn't Expect Lawyer to Get Revenge


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This one does not reflect well on the bank. This dude's brother went through years of extra work and thousands of documents in search of justice, and that's what he found.

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Professional Billiards Game Interrupted By Enormous Fart From The Audience


When you try to push a silent one but it does the opposite. 

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A Raging Dumpster Fire Of Choosing Beggars Being Extra Unreasonable


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These choosing beggars are living in a world of wild delusions. They are the very definition of CHEAP. I mean, come on. 

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12 Twitter Users Reveal The Silliest Things Their Pets Have Ever Done


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Highly amused pet owners share stories of the silliest things they've caught their pets doing. The results are adorable and hilarious! 

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Crocodile Charges Shocked Fisherman And Steals His Fish


"Run DANIEL!" This crocodile is hungry and not messing around when it comes to getting his fixins of fish. 

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10 Times The Church Of Satan Shut Down Trolls On Twitter


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The Church of Satan is NOT messing around with their Twitter game. They regularly get jabbed by trolls looking to get a rise out of them on Twitter, and seem to have their banter worked out to a science. 

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15 Satisfying Long Con April Fool's Day Pranks To Try Out For Ultimate Delayed Gratification


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April Fool's Day is THE time of the year for bringing your asshole-ish tendencies out in fully functional form. Thing is, with proper planning, you can drive someone that much more insane. In the case of these comprehensive, calculated April Fool's Day pranks, you have a whole lot to work with for pissing that next person off in your life. And you can always check out the one from last year, here!

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25 Attempts That Crumbled Under the Reality of Failure


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We're all desperately trying to succeed, look smart, and appear cool doing it. This doesn't happen as often as we like. Whether it's getting in over your head or just trying to be the expert on something you're unfamiliar with, failure will find a way. Here are some more times failure had its way.

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20+ People Share The Dumbest Injuries They've Ever Had


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These people suffered some extremely dumb kinds of injuries. Sometimes klutzy just takes the reins, and all comes undone. We hope that they've had plenty of time since they injured themselves to recover in full. 

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14 Pleasantly Wholesome Things To Make Your Sunday Hangover Hurt Less


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It ain't all about Fails here. Sometimes we need to mix in some of the good feels, to carry you through the day's series of fails and struggles. If your Sunday is at all hurting for some good feels, you have found a list that might be able to lift you out of the pit of despair. And if this list left you wanting more, check out another batch of wholesome goodness from Imgur's Champion of Good Feels, Mr Puckett, over here! 

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11 Shocked Parents Share The Craziest Things They've Discovered When Snooping On Their Kids


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When these parents went snooping on their kids they discovered the kinds of unexpected truths, that can turn someone's world upside down. Goes to show, sometimes the best course of action could be talking first! 

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Gordon Ramsey Harshly Judges People's Crappy Food in 16 Images


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We're pretty sure these people know what they're getting themselves into when they send pictures of food to Gordon Ramsay, a celebrity chef known for having high standards and being mean. Some even troll him by making food that's extra terrible, just to see what he'll say. That said we're in no place to judge, we don't even eat half as well as some of these attempts.

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Tumblr Enlightens Youth on “The Game” You Just Lost


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Boy does this make us feel old. Now that all the kids are playing forknife or whatever, they never got to suffer the frustration and constant failure that went into playing, and losing The Game. We're just glad that there's still people out there on tumblr willing to explain the rich history of The Game. Ah crap, just lost again.

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Tumblr Enlightens Youth on “The Game” You Just Lost


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Boy does this make us feel old. Now that all the kids are playing forknife or whatever, they never got to suffer the frustration and constant failure that went into playing, and losing The Game. We're just glad that there's still people out there on tumblr willing to explain the rich history of The Game. Ah crap, just lost again.

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How A Devious Kid's Lie And World Of Warcraft Got Him Into College Early


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All I'm saying is if this kid took that silly little lie that far, how do we know what's being put out right now as a story grounded in truth, isn't just another work of fiction? That being said, the creativity is still on point, and to imagine such a scenario actually happening, is WILD. 

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Saturday, March 30, 2019

Tumblr User Derails Our Idea Of The World's Most Advanced Transportation System


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At what point do we turn things up a notch, and add a couple more horse's asses to the mix. Can honestly say, I did not see this twist coming, in terms of where our modern day advanced spacecrafts originate from. Who'd have known we could look back so far in history, and point out a couple horse asses as being the root cause of it all. 

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23 Insanely Radical Hipsters That Took Cool To Stomach-Turning Heights


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Sometimes, you need to ponder very deep thoughts, barefooted, at a cafe, surrounded by people with soured expressions trying to NOT smell your toe fungus. 

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Tumblr Thread Spotlights How Crazy It Is That Court Reporters Can Keep Straight Faces


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Court reporters have criminally resilient poker faces. The wild stuff they hear in the courtroom is enough to break down the most hardened of stoic expressions, yet there they are, staring off, listlessly into their papers, noting it all for someone to read through, later on. The real question, is whether you'd hear outbreaks of laughter behind those closed doors. Cause, damn. Some of these are truly unbelievable. If you enjoyed this little segment, check out some of the strangest legal questions lawyers have been asked, over here!

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18 Quick and Easy Ways to Mess with People's Minds


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Life can be boring when every social interaction is so planned out and expected. Why not throw a wrench in people's social expectations and give their brains a what-for? If you wanted to alienate strangers and potential friends, here are some ideas. For the prank-minded, here are some long cons for April fools.

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Guy Writes Naughty Persuasive Essay On Why Girl Should Go To Third Base With Him


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All we want to know at this point in the game, is did he pass with flying colors, get the A+, and the green light? Who's to say. What we do know is that this dude did not hold back on the effort, and pouring his thirsty heart out into his persuasive essay. 

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Surprised Vet's VR Experience is All Too Real


We know the first thing you're gonna say and don't worry, he's fine. The channel says "Don is okay and had a good laugh at this video a few days later when we showed him." So there you go. That said, this is sort of a testament to how realistic VR can feel. That or how poorly a demo team can screw up preparing someone for VR. Arguments for both.

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19 Attempts That Took a Hard Turn Into Failure Town


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At any given time, someone is trying to accomplish something. You might be trying to look smart, take a picture, or bake a cake for a friend. Maybe you're a journalist writing a headline or a just someone trying to create something wholesome. Many of lifes attempts will land in the garbage bin of failure.

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Woman Struck By Lightning Shatters News Anchor's Poker Face During Interview


We admire her bravery after such a terrifying incident. Woman's got courage and grit and fire in her soul. That being said, this news anchor's failure to keep his sh*t together during his interview, is some other kind of cringeworthy magic. 

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