Ice cream chopping machine

So my best buddy brought me and his new girlfriend to a family dinner at his parents' house. He wanted to die.

How do you want your steak?

Just going to hop over here, get a little drink. Not afraid of no bathtub.

This three-legged decorated war hero had one leg lost to surgery after taking four rounds from an AK-47.

This never fails to make me laugh.

Not sure which one is guilty

Asian children seeing a white person for the first time in a small village

I Have No Idea Why I Found This So Funny

Baby Hippo

The Customer is Not Always Right

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Tagged: bud light , customers , creepy , monday thru friday , sign

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Well yes, but I've grown tired of him

Some guy needs to explain himself

Beach bum...

As a large dog owner who was just attacked by my neighbors little s**t of a dog this really irritates me

As a bartender, this is the first thing I thought when I saw "the inebriator".

111,111,111 × 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Who Belongs in the Kitchen

10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings

Hi-tech german pretzel machine

The Judges Were Not Expecting a Song Like This to Come Out of an 84-Year-Old Man

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She lives in Norway now, so she probably said "ahh f**k it"

What to do about street beggars

Scooby Doo physics

Kill it before it lays e... oh wait

Even the everyday ones like caffeine and aspirin

I have a gif

I've been fitting in the same jeans for a decade now!

I want to come here

When my wife finishes telling an hour long story about getting over her fear of spiders

I received the respective texts within five minutes of each other...

Mexicans be like

Cheetahs getting into the FIFA spirit

Awesome pic taken with an iPhone 5.

As a Colombian

The guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

Hardcore.

False!

Just spent 3 hours with a friend who just couldn't stop looking at the stupid thing

Tequila obviously.

When I finally get off a work for the weekend

Messi wins at life

A playful Sea Lion.

A car rim after a drunk woman drove 3 miles after a hit and run.

Happy 4th of July to my fellow dog owners

My girlfriend's reaction after we decided to move in together.

Oh Richard Hammond

Happy 4th July to all our American cousins over the pond!

Fan during the Colombia vs. Brazil game today