Thursday, December 10, 2020

Ice Cream Taste Tester Finds A 10


This dude's not messing around when it comes to ensuring that each of his taste buds gets the full tasting experience. He really put that ice cream through the ringer. Good news for the ice cream is it all worked out, and the ice cream was deemed a "10." 

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Dudes Stuck In Car Caught In Crazy Flood


Floods are some of the most destructive natural phenomena out there, and here's a great example of how insane it is to get stuck in one. These guys in Brazil got a first hand experience of being stuck in a car with thousands of gallons of water rushing around and over them.

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Girl Confronts Friend For Cheating With Her Boyfriend


A good old game of "Would You Rather" escalates in a way that her friend clearly never saw coming. It's so cringe there for a second that it almost seems like this could be staged. But, I don't know. People are capable of doing some terrible things. 

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Tattoo Artist Deals With Totally Feral Karen


Karens just keep bursting into tattoo shops like this male Karen who didn't believe this tattoo shop owner and get a reckoning. It's a bummer to have to deal with people who try to get vengeance when they can't get a deal they wanted, but that's a part of life. Why does it have to be a part of life? Just ask the Karens like this one who got booted by an IT employee.

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People's Funniest Holiday Decoration Disasters


If there's one way that we can go about keeping that holiday spirit alive amidst a historically difficult holiday season, it's to celebrate people's most memorable holiday decoration disasters. All kinds of fails can occur when you're trying to get the house all tidied up and sorted out for the holiday. Maybe the tree ends up looking like it's right out of the iconic Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree scene. Or, maybe you bring a seemingly promising tree home only to realize that it's been infested by an army of nightmarish spiders. 

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Text - Barbara Fischkelta @barbarafisch Replying to @jimmyfallon I had two deer on my front lawn. Someone rearranged them so that one was mounting the other from behind #Decoration Disaster

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Text - AtlanticFlow 000 @atlantic_flow Replying to @FallonTonight One year we were putting the Christmas lights on the tree and they would't come on. We went through the whole string to find out which light was a dud. Ends up the lights weren't plugged in! #DecorationDisaster

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Text - Steph Veerman @stephyj725 my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

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Text - A Zingle BelI Raq28 @raflocruz99 000 Replying to @jimmyfallon We wanted to buy an LED light up star for our tree. Every store near us & out of town we went to didn't have them in stock at the time, so we just bought a glitter covered star & put Christmas lights around it to make it "light up", making it our own LED star #DecorationDisaster

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Man's Fiancée's Parents Accuse Him Of Buying Cheap Ring


There's a lot of ungrateful and toxic behavior on display in this lover's quarrel. The poor guy claims he's been supporting his family, while hard at work through this historically difficult time, and then when he buys his love a nice ($3K) engagement ring he gets chewed out by her family for not spending enough. Insane. Now above any other time it's incomprehensible that someone would go and pitch a fit about something like that, when so many folks are just struggling to hold onto some sliver of financial security. 

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Text - 1 3 4 AITA for not buying a 10% engagement ring? Not the A-hole My partner and I have been talking about getting engaged for the last year or so. I have quite a good job so could easily afford an expensive engagement ring and if I was following the 10% rule then I should spend around 10-15k on the ring. However, my parents, sister and nephew have all had covid this year so I was financially supporting all of them for a while, my sister has lost her job so l'm still supporting her a bit an

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Text - So long story short I spent about 3k on a nice little white gold ring with diamonds and a sapphire(her birthstone). Initially she was very happy with it until her mother(a jeweller) called it cheap. She has since given it back to me and accused me of undervaluing her and what she does for me(she's a SAHM to our 18 month old, and does the majority of the cooking/cleaning because i work long hours). I feel like shit tbh, she's refusing to talk to my, her parents are accusing me of using her

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Text - Edited to add that why her mum is a jeweller by trade/ training, she no longer works in the industry due to an issue with her wrists, carpel tunnel or something, I'm not 100% sure. So she wasn't in a position to help with the ring. EDIT: I've answered this several times in the comments so might as well put it here too: their concerns aren't based on any form of concern about financial insecurity as I pay her to be a SAHM. She gets $450/week to spend however she likes or save, I happen to

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Text - I did discuss ring styles with my partner before buying the ring. She wanted a sapphire surrounded by diamonds like princess Diana's ring. I also noticed that she preferred pear cut stones so I had a sapphire custom cut into a pear shape and placed into a diamond halo on a white gold band. There is little to no chance that I was over charged because it was done in conjunction with 2 jewelers and I had it independently appraised for insurance reasons afterwards. 4 7.2k 3 2.4k ↑, Share

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Text - andyblu • 19h NTA: The 10% rule was created by the JEWELRY INDUSTRY. The two of you need to decide what is appropriate for you and your situation. If you are guilty about it or she feels slighted, then the two of you should agree to re-evaluate your circumstances at your 5th anniversary and upgrade her ring then. Reply 5.3k ...

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Text - someawfulbitch • 19h Whoa. Wtf? People really expect that shit?? NTA. Nah. 3k is a NICE ring. That's some.... Nah, I don't wanna trash talk someone I never met, but nah. NTA at all. She was happy til she knew the value. Enough said. Reply 1.6k •..

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Text - HemlockAndStone • 18h 1 Award NTA Her parents are out of line for sure, but you need to be talking to your partner, not them. From her perspective, she's got her parents in her ear telling her that a "cheap" ring is indicative of your feelings towards her, and as a SAHM, she's pretty dependent on you for money (which I would imagine is a scary position to be in). You should make it clear that you are thinking about the future and making sure that you both are financially secure, at a time

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Text - danimal-crossing • 19h • Partassipant [3] 3 1 Award NTA. this some rich people shit. she's entitled and should appreciate what she got, 3k is a lot. E Q Reply 4 1.0k ...

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Text - emrose138 • 19h 1 Award NTA and run. If her parents can sway her opinion that much, that's a huge red flag. And if she also believes that she's being de-valued because she was given a 3k ring, then she clearly has issues. I'm sorry, no matter what your income is, it's a pandemic, and you've clearly been financially affected by it. Her refusing to acknowledge that is ridiculous. O Reply 1 2.9k 3 + •..

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Text - wildwest74 • 19h • Partassipant [2] NTA. If she gave the ring back because she or her mother think $3K is cheap, that tells you everything you need to know. I say this as someone who spent over $12K on an engagement/custom wedding set. I could afford it. If I couldn't, my wife would have been more upset that I spent that much. And she would have been equally thrilled with any smaller ring l could have given her. She is marrying you, not the jewelry, and not your paycheck. If this is to be

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Text - PayrollPrince • 19h • Pooperintendant [52] NTA We're in a global crisis.. you're literally supporting your entire family and your partner is also aware of this. She should be a little more understanding... this is giving me red flags. Money isn't everything and it's clear that you care about her. Her mother needs to mind her own business Reply 295 ...

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Text - IGotOverGreta • 18h • Partassipant [3] NTA. The 10% "rule" was invented by diamond sellers and jewelers. Have a conversation with your fiancee and ask her how she feels about the ring, and how she felt about it before someone gave her an outside judgement. Tell her why your budget was smaller than she expected. Helping your family keep a roof over their heads and food in the stomachs during a global pandemic is not a heartless thing. If she's still upset about it, try to find a compromise

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Text - MsBaseball34 • 19h • Certified Proctologist [23] NTA ... a divorce would have been way more expensive. Don't marry someone who obviously only values monetary things. Reply 1 172 ...

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Text - anonoldman2020 • 19h NTA. It is a scam fostered by jewelers. Tell her you will try to find someone else who will accept it. EDIT - That is probably a little harsh. Tell her you will hold it for her until she feels like she wants to be engaged more than she wants a more expensive ring. Q Reply 1 116 ...

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Text - DreadGrrl • 18h • Certified Proctologist [24] NTA The "10% Rule" is marketing BS spouted by the industry. Don't feel bad about not falling for their crap. Reply 12 ...

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Text - Wallflowerheart • 19h • Pooperintendant [54] NTA A TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR RING IS RIDICULOUS. If she doesn't accept your ring that you thoughtfully picked out, then she doesn't accept you. E Q Reply 115 3 ...

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Text - electric29 • 19h NTA. This makes me so sad for you. She doesn't appreciate that you thoughtfully picked one you knew she would like. She then got her mind changed (VERY easily) by people who are not in your relationship, so she cares more what they think than about you and your life together. She doesn't appreciate that you have other responsibilities and are meeting those. If she was a decent person, she would have told her mom to butt out and even if she didn't absolutely love the ring,

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Text - tallulahmoon • 11h NTA 1. She's marrying you because she loves you (supposedly) not for a ring. 2. The 10% rule is sexist and ridiculous on both sides. 3. Her parents aren't marrying you, frankly l'd tell them to stop getting involved. You can always upgrade in the future if you want to, but also l'd seriously reconsider marrying someone that materialistic. I know if the man I loved said he wanted to marry me l'd just be delighted and excited regardless. Reply 1 7 ...

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Facepalm Moments from Humanity's Best and Brightest


We're all people, and we make mistakes. Some of us learn after one or two. Others just keep making them forever and ever, and that's where the real magic happens. People have facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness at all hours of the day, and we're here for it. Classic facepalm moments are what make us human, and also what make us feel better that we're not the particular human making that stupid error.

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Font - rat boy @jnudey please excuse me while i search for a new psychiatrist 3:40 . LTE (630) iMessage Today 3:36 PM From Behavioral Health Education Services. Justin has an appt with Dr. Marshall on Monday, October 7 at 12:45 PM. Reply to confirm date and time. рeеpее роороо Justin, this is not an automated message. Should we consider this a confirmation for said time and date? oh my god i'm so sorry. yes, tomorrow at 12:45 works fine Delivered

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Hair - Day 20 of quarantine: Me and the boys still having fun 10.5k Share 182 This is NOT social distancing unless you all live together, which I doubt. 5d Reply

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Text - theocseason4 Follow i love this girl on tiktok who was like 'no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money' vetementes Follow tommysquid "if we print more money then it loses its 50.1K value" then just make it not lol I thought humans made the rules 1d Liked by creator View replies (198) v

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Text - tnorbs @blanketgoblin I just found my old diary from when I was 9 and by god I was an idiot E,4: 12:00.pm Dear b.re, gess what! 'aNhat?" to day is 4 th o Julie god Tby 2007 hello 2008.

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Text - DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Haha Comment O You, and 31 others Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart. OO 19 1h Haha Reply

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Text - han dahshan Kuwaiti police has shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-) via Al Bayan newspaper, @bayan_kw. Show this thread

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Fender - BMW is a Man's car. Mercedes is for women BLUE @MissKelechi Cars are made for whoever the fuck can afford them.

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Eyewear - The Beatles O @thebeatles 2m BEATLES Remembering John today. 000 10 t7 304 959 Spotify O @Spotify 1m Happy birthday, John 000 7

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Property - JINGLE JANGLE JUSTIN @Heisenherr The kids asked if they could write "Let It Snow" on the windows... the bottom is what can be seen from the road. HE ITSM IENE

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Text - Yahoo YAHOO! @Yahoo Budget airline wants to remove all the seats from its planes and make passengers stand yhoo.it/2ttAhqa asH @AshKaneSkittles whats next? we gotta push the damn plane to build up speed on the runway?

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Display device - West Midlands Fire Service O @WestMidsFire · Dec 7, 2017 000 We're seriously unimpressed Five of our firefighters were tied up for an hour this afternoon, freeing a YouTube pranker whose head had been 'cemented' inside a microwave oven. Read more: wmfs.link/2kwp4me (Photos © West Midlands Fire Service) 1.6K 27 16.1K 28.9K

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Poster - This planet is a fucking reality show for aliens. It has to be. IM O COLLEGE FOOTDALL PRIMETIME SEAHAWKS EABLES 1ST 1:26 25 ob Quinn MONDAY NIGHT NFL FOOTBALL BET

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Electronic device - Are boys ok Please don't leave your tampons out Yuck IMessage Pay

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Cone - merry christmas to my wonderful brother and boyfriend

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Text - The power went out on Halloween so my friend and I sill wanted to make tea so we had to do this. Took 40 minutes but it worked. t716 471 .but it's gas not electric you could have lit the burner with a lighter Q3 L7 10 1,039

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Nature - A girl keeps sending my local news station screenshots of the landscape from Red Dead Redemption 2 for their "Out and About" news segment... and they keep putting it on the news thinking it's a photo. Bella, I salute you. COURTESY BELLA MCGUIRE 6:2

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Text - Bill Hanstock O @sundownmotel lol this is supposed to be an ad for jesus but it makes satan seem fuckin rad as hell SATAN DOESN'T WHISPER, "BELIEVE IN ME.' HE WHISPERS, "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF." Matt Smethurst Our Portion

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Text - teamrocketing Follow thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said "if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?" like i'm so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn't destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence weaselle Follow this is a

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Text - decent pigeon @decentbirthday had fun catching up with an old classmate tanner nhy hey dude what's up? 3:13 PM / tanner edecentbirthday aye bro 3:21 PM no way i'm letting them infect me with the covid vaccine. why don't people realize it's full of nasty shit you don't need in your body. remember that time on the bus in high school when i paid you $5 to lick the bottom of that old shoe 3:23 PM / haha yeah good times man 3:25 PM cool just checking in 3:28 PM / >

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Screenshot - Detective Thave been thinking about this exchange all day. JEN 46 · Every seafood restaurant in DC should have a special this week called Squid Pro Quo. 72 t7 572 5.8K 'Brad Follow Replying to Actually, the expression is "QUID pro quo," - not “SQUID." It's Latin. 11:13 AM - 26 Sep 2019 5 Retweets 42 Likes 258 ♡ 42

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Organism - shared a post. ... 6d ·O Found this poor guy eating a dead deer on side of road. He has no collar and he's a little snippy. Barely got him in my car. Please share this so we can find his owners! T3U SHOP

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