Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Dunkin Donuts Employee Reveals Actual Amount Of Coffee In Large Iced Coffee


Yep, yet another example that ignorance is absolutely bliss. This viral video from a Dunkin Donuts employee on TikTok has been making the waves. It's honestly no wonder. Some people rely more heavily on getting their aggressive amounts of daily caffeine more than others. What we see in this video is that the "large iced coffee" is definitely not how it's been presenting itself. Nope, not at all. Shout out to TikToker @jasonmora2 for the troubling revelation. Or hey, maybe that's just the right amount for people that don't want to go too hard on their iced coffee. 

Pop Punk Bands Just Saying "Tonight" For Over A Full Minute


Anyone who was there for the pop punk extravaganza of the 2000s will probably remember a whooooole lotta songs featuring the word "tonight." For a genre that preyed on our collective teen angst and unrequited love it only makes sense, but hot damn who knew it was such a standard thing.

TikTok Video Shows Amazon Driver Make Delivery During Tornado


This viral TikTok video from TikToker @ajp18588 shows an Amazon delivery driver out making deliveries during a literal tornado. I mean, come on, man. Apparently there were some doubters in the comments section of this video, questioning whether or not that was an actual funnel cloud or not. Well, it was. And there were multiple tornados confirmed in Illinois during the month of August. So, the likelihood that this is actually a video of an Amazon delivery driver making deliveries during a tornado is pretty high, indeed. 

Man Shares Vulnerable Thread About Struggles With Mental Health


Every now and again we need to take a break from the constant, persistent onslaught of fails and other facepalming moments from humanity, to instead dive on into a piece of content that someone shared from the heart. Twitter user @natehowe shared such a Twitter thread. He does a beautiful job at breaking down the exhausting process that can be confronting various hurdles in one's life, when you're weighed down by mental health conditions like anxiety, depression, ADHD, etc. It can be comforting to be reminded that one's not alone in their mental health struggles. 

Guy Overcharges His Own Company 5 cents, Pays In Installments


The sad thing here is that he technically didn't go over his per diem, just this ridiculous "dinner" timing BS. It's always a big reminder that life is absurd when you find yourself being billed for pennies, like this guy who got hounded over a trivial debt and mailed them a dime. It's at least sort of satisfying to make the payment itself a hassle, like this tenant who paid off an unfair fee in 37 installments.

Karen Grandma Won't Take Early Appointment, Has Meltdown


She thought that sense she had a personal relationship with this person that they would gladly screw over their other patients to fit her kid in, but as it turns out, things don't work that way. How is it that all these entitled people think they can destroy someone's professional reputation over a pretty common inconvenience?

Bonkers Junk Students Did That Made Them Legends


Every school worth its salt has that story of "the kid who convinced a substitute they were the janitor" or "the guy who rode a bathtub through assembly." Some of the wild things students did to become legends is completely unadvisable, but that doesn't mean it's not memorable. For instance, don't be remembered for pooping your pants real bad.

Bootleg Stuff That Slipped Through Somehow


We've all had the thought "all of these officially licensed toys and products are fine, but what I really want is an off-brand SpongeBob named "Spongey Roy" that transforms into a train." And with uncredible bootleg products, we can have just that and also forty different off brand knockoff variations of Adidas called "abibos" and "aidodos" and "asdasdasdasdasd." 

Man Bad-Mouths Girlfriend's Plant Collection, Reddit Reacts


A person's collection of plants is no joke. Plants can benefit one's mental health in beautiful ways. The mindfulness that plants encourage, and the ongoing act of having to care for something else outside yourself can work wonders when it comes to taking even brief moments to step outside the carousel of thoughts about your life situation, that you're otherwise dragged along by. So, when it came to this woman venting on Reddit about her boyfriend staging a whole temper tantrum over her collection of plants, you can imagine where that went. Let's just say that folks didn't take too kindly to this guy's decision to disrespect his girlfriend's plants. 

Jake Paul Gets Hit By Real Fighter, Retires From Boxing, Twitter Reacts


Just in case you missed the latest glitch in the matrix, notoriously obnoxious YouTube personality, Jake Paul, just wrapped up a sloppy scrap with MMA legend, Tyrone Woodley. Somehow, Jake Paul ended up clinching a highly questionable victory over Woodley. Victory for Paul aside, the highlights of the fight were definitely from Woodley's corner. In the video below, you can see what it looks like when Paul experiences a punch from an actual fighter for the first time. To say that Paul looks shook would be an understatement. The fact that Paul went on to "retire" from the fight game naturally paved the way for Twitter to have a field day. Here's to hoping that Paul is actually done, and that this isn't just the latest publicity stunt that he decided to spew out. 

Manager Makes Employee's Life Miserable, Gets Auto-Insulted Hundreds Of Times A Day


The properly executed petty revenge is really its own kind of art form. It sounds like this manager was a real nasty piece of work. Some managers just refuse to be accommodating when it comes to hearing out other employees' very understandable requests. Fortunately, there was another tech wizard on staff with a heart of gold and the means to unleash just the kind of innovation that tied together this petty revenge story beautifully. Check out another petty revenge story about this rude lawyer who parked in a farmer's driveway, so the farmer went ahead and plotted a stinky revenge.

Girl Claims To Speak Swedish, Guy Talks To Girl In Swedish, Girl Gets Outed For Lying


Unfortunately, there are a decent number of folks out there that'll give themselves over to weaving unnecessary webs of lies at social gatherings to try to make themselves "more interesting." This has a tendency to backfire at one point or another. It sounds like this girl didn't read the room properly, and came to learn her lesson in the value of just being honest with folks from the get. As will happen with liars, when they're confronted by someone who sees through their dishonest antics, they have a tendency to get a little bit nasty. It sounds like this guy felt bad based off how she handled having someone know that she making her whole bit up. 

Apartment Manager Makes Tenant's Life Miserable, Tenant Helps Them Lose Half Of Neighborhood's Income


There are an ungodly amount of apartment managers out there that try to take advantage of tenants. It's as if these apartment managers have deluded themselves to such an extent due to trying to satiate their mountainous levels of greed, that they truly never stop to think about the consequences for their actions. Thus, we're thrilled to see in this tale of pro revenge that yet another shady apartment manager got their rightful comeuppance by a tenant who was ready to fight back against all the BS. To keep the housing pro revenge drama rolling, check out this story about a greedy landlord who raised the rent so that the tenants wouldn't renew their lease, and then got what he deserved.

Man Wears Fancy Watch When Meeting Girlfriend's Parents, Girlfriend's Dad Berates Him


It really doesn't sound like this woman's boyfriend was trying to flaunt his wealth when he went to meet her parents. If anything, he was just wearing that (obscenely) pricey watch purely out of habit. Well, that didn't stop her dad from having a bit of a meltdown over the wardrobe choice. The moral judges of Reddit's AITA seem to be in agreement that the boyfriend wasn't in the wrong for his decision to sport the expensive watch. 

Southwest Airlines Employee Quits Job, Gives Epic Speech


Everyone has their breaking point. When you find yourself being employed by a company that feels like they treat you like no more than another cog in the massive machine, it can really begin to weigh on you. It looks like this guy had enough. Kudos to him for having the courage to deliver that passionate speech. One would just hope that he didn't completely mess up his chances of getting unemployment and the bonus by quitting instead of being fired. 

Monday, August 30, 2021

QB Pulls Off Superhuman Trick Play


Trick plays are too much fun, man. They have an uncanny knack for getting the fans fired up, and making the defense look like a bunch of mindless fools. This QB couldn't have pulled off this trick play any better. Seriously. Impressive stuff. 

School Board Earnestly Reads List of Gag Names


You'd think that anyone who has any experience with teaching wouldn't fall for a list of joke names like Eileen Dover, but here we are in 2021, watching grown adults fall for the same junk Moe Szyslak fell for decades ago. And, gotta say, it never gets old.

Waitress Reveals Her Strategy For Dealing With Entitled Customers


Look, working in the service industry is absolutely not for everyone, and unfortunately the gig can oftentimes come with having to deal with all kinds of inexcusably aggressive and entitled customers. Everyone has their breaking points, and some folks have a higher tolerance for all the nonsense than others. Clearly, this waitress was not playing around for when it came to how she decided to deal with testy customers. Folks in the comments section of her video were a bit divided over whether or not she was handling all of this in the right way. Shoutout to TikToker @kaylabaltazarfor the video

Entitled Mom Tries To Ditch Kid With Parent At Bus Stop, Gets Shut Down


As evidenced by the mom and kid's lack of respect for absolutely anyone's time or space, they went and did this to themselves. For another one about a self-involved parent who tried to pawn their spawn on someone else, here's an entitled mom who tried to get a fellow flyer to entertain her kid.

Cringeworthy Moments That Keep People Up At Night


They say that a thought can "live in someone's head rent free." These thoughts are more like horrible roommates that choose not to pay their rent, don't do their dishes and keep you up at night. We'd all rather forget about our darkest, most awkward moments of facepalming cringitude, but they will never leave us..

Girl Wins Lottery, Hides It From Friends, Chaos Ensues


It's a shame how believable this scenario is. Greed and the psychotic lust for money that can possess some people can end up igniting all kinds of emotional turmoil and hardships in otherwise peaceful lives. It sounds like this girl's decision to hide her lottery victory from her friend group ended up inspiring quite the chaotic conversation between "friends." 

Troubling, Flawed Rooms With Bad Vibes


People can live however they want. But they must also understand that if they elect to put a toilet in their kitchen, they have to deal with the fact that they're living the wrong way. Temperature controls go in the shower, toilets shouldn't go on pedestals, and holy hell should bathrooms not be fully carpeted. Here are some "not my job" moments of incompetent construction.

Parenting Memes For The World's Sleep-Deprived Parents


It's a list of brutally honest parenting memes like the one we have here that could end up being just the kind of convincing certain folks need that they shouldn't give the whole having kids thing a try. Seriously, parenting can test one to the depths of their very soul like none other. Some folks are ready for it, while others would just as much love to keep rocking the whole adulting thing without the added life element of raising a kid. 

Rude Lawyer Parks In Farmer's Driveway, Farmer Plots Stinky Revenge


Some people in this world just insist on being unnecessarily rude and downright toxic to other kind individuals around them. It really sounds like this farmer wasn't the kind of dude who was actively looking for trouble. He just happened to come across a belligerent lawyer who did not enjoy the process of being told what to do. Even if what he was being told to do was completely appropriate. Well, queue up the unforgettably stinky pro revenge. Check out some more revenge drama with this pro revenge tale about a scummy collection agency that messed with a guy's credit score.

Security Measures That Make Us Feel Immeasurably Insecure


All people want is a little reassurance that their car won't get broken into, their house will stay locked, and their walls aren't easily scaleable or walk-aroundable. But when one takes a not-my-job style approach to security, one or two crucial elements get lost along the way. In the same vein, here are some safety failures that OSHA would disapprove of.

Dumb Facepalm Moments Of Sweet, Spicy Stupid


We're human, and none of us are immune to goofs and blunders, but when someone's facepalm moment is so stupid that they've become a burden to those around them, it's time to start pointing and laughing. Just like basic respect and politeness, we all owe each other just a little bit of thought, but clearly that doesn't happen all the time. For some more circumstantial dumbness, here are some awkward moments of facepalming cringitude.

Scammer Pretends To Be Neighbor In Need, Gets Time Wasted


Unfortunately, the world wouldn't seem like it's on track to run out of irritating scammers anytime soon at all. The good news however is that there are plenty of people out there that are more than ready to fight the good fight, and waste those scammers' time. Check out some more examples of incompetent scammers that were their own worst enemies over here.

Half Brothers Threaten To Sue Woman Over $16K, Costs Them $158K


There's nothing we love more than to see some folks that were acting out with all kinds of immoral behavior end up getting their righteous comeuppance. It sounds like this woman's half brothers had it coming all along. If this pro revenge story got you going check out another recent pro revenge post about this girl who got revenge on her teacher that said she'd never succeed.

Misfortune Monday: What Did We Expect?


Less-than-stellar things are bound to happen. That's just part of life. But through all the chaos and misfortune, it goes on. Toilets will flood basements with dubious water, coconuts will fall through car windows, and packages will arrive filled with bees. Let the good times roll every alternating Misfortune Monday.

Eurythmics "Sweet Dreams" Played On Appliances Is Pretty Much Spot On


Device Orchestra is a channel dedicated to making beautiful music out of everyday devices. There is some irony to making electronic music (fine, it's technically new wave) out of literal electronic devices, but that irony is lost in the fact that this actually sounds pretty good.

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Informative Twitter Thread On Treasure Hack In Skyrim


Skyrim is one of those games that'll fade off the grid for a hot minute, and then pick up steam right where it left off thanks to another fun Twitter thread from one of its avid players. In this case, we have a formal investigation being launched with the purpose of determining whether or not the "treasure bug" is actually legit. Well, as it turns out, due to some favorable coincidences it is most definitely worth giving a shot if you're playing Skyrim, and looking for more treasure. For another fun Twitter thread about Skyrim, check out this Twitter thread where a guy details his ridiculous Skyrim adventures.

Customer Gets Mad Over Extra Time, So They End Up Getting Less


What a satisfying tale of petty revenge. We love nothing more than coming across a boss who is actually ready to back their employee. We read far too many stories about corrupt bosses and maniacal managers that never should've been put in their positions of power in the first place. But in this case, finally, we have a boss actually backing their employee. Let's make this the new trend, world. 

Librarian Humor That Looks Way Different With No Glasses


We should all probably spend more time reading books about philosophy and history, and less time reading the Facebook ramblings of our most insane family members but hey, there's a time and a place for everything, right? So here's some fun library humor. For something bordering on educational, here are some history memes and a twitter thread on how the Appalachian mountains are older than most things.

IT Memes For The People Really Holding Up Society As We Know It


It doesn't take a bunch of tech support stories or tech support gore to realize that IT people are the backbone of our society. Heck, all it takes getting locked out of your machine on a busy workday to realize that the tech support people are titans among men. Or, more specifically, Atlas holding up the heavens on their backs.

Most Corrupt Things Employees Have Witnessed Their Bosses Do


This fun AskReddit thread has employees disclosing the most corrupt things that they've ever witnessed their bosses do. The reality is that there are far too many people that are employed and put in positions of power within companies, that really never should've been put in their positions in the first place. Maybe this AskReddit thread will serve to make you feel a bit better about the times that you had to put up with a wildly delusional, downright maniacal boss during your career. To keep the boss drama train rolling check out this recent post about an unreasonable boss who threatened a deli guy's job, so he basically just said "okay."

Slumlord Won't Let Company Out Of 5 Year Lease, Gets Just Deserts


There are far too many slumlords and greedy landlords in this world that try to pull fast ones on completely well intentioned tenants. In this case though, the company that wasn't being let out of their five year lease managed to pull a swift and highly effective pro revenge on a slumlord who quite honestly needed to get their just deserts at one point or another. If this pro revenge tale got you going, check out another pro revenge tale about this Karen who got evicted, lied about her eviction, and then ultimately lost to the landlord in court who had to use the old lease on file.

Bridesmaid Gets Kicked Out Of Wedding For Cutting Hair, Sues Bride


Weddings undoubtedly have an uncanny knack for bringing out the very worst in people. It's a time that's absolutely ripe for reactions to get blown way out of proportion, and what naturally results are all kinds of dramatic blowups that really needn't ever happened in the first place. However, in this case, it sounds like the bridesmaid who was kicked out of the wedding by the bride after getting her very pricey haircut, had her understandable reasons. If you enjoyed this AITA drama, check out some more wedding drama with this bit about a groom's brother who called the fiancée a gold digger, and then proceeded to get kicked out of the wedding.

Management Demands Doctor's Note From Sick Employee, Malicious Compliance Ensues


Nothing quite brings the blood to a boil like having to deal with a manager who is so lost in their own power trip that they can't be troubled to express a generally acceptable level of human empathy. It sounds like "By The Book Bob" was managing in such a style that it was only a matter of time before he got put in check with some sweet, malicious compliance. If this story got you going, keep feeding that malicious compliance fix with this post about a belligerent neighbor damaging a family's car, refusing to own up, and then having the whole thing backfire terribly.

Employee Gives Two Weeks Notice, Hotshot Manager Tries To Fire Employee, Gets Demoted


Power can certainly get to some people's heads more than others. It sounds like this new hotshot manager was inconsolably blinded by the newfound power that they found themselves in possession of due to their new position. Well, let's just say that after the employee they kept trying to fire had had enough, they got their rightful comeuppance. Would've loved to have seen the look on the hotshot manager's face when they realized they'd managed to get themselves demoted. 

Entitled Bride Doesn't Want Fiancé's Grandma At Wedding Because She Isn't Cool


Weddings are supposed to be about love and commitment, but man do they tend to bring out the worst in people. Here we've got the bride who doesn't want grandma coming just because she thinks it will be impossible to cut loose with her around, and absolutely everyone agreeing that maybe it's not that big a deal. Has she ever been to a wedding? For some more drama, here's a craigslist ad seeking a wedding date for a Karen aunt as well as a Karen bride who kept all the money from her cancelled wedding.

Signs Kids Are Dumber Than Bushels of Hammers


One doesn't have to search long to find stupid proof that kids are almost a different species. It's honestly surprising that they don't get their heads stuck in more buckets than they already do. If anyone was thinking about having kids, just take a gander some of these moments of kids being stupid and weird to really drive home the facts of what it is you're in for.

Creative Tumblr Post About The Monster That Lives Under The Bed


There are plenty of kids out there that grow up, letting their rampant imaginations get the best of them. Suddenly, they're possessed by an all-consuming fear that they need to be on the panicked lookout for some monsters under the bed. What a terrible predicament. Well, Tumblr user bethanythemartian decided to offer up her own imaginative take on the tale, and it ends up invoking some of the feels. Check out some more recent gold from the world of Tumblr with this inspirational Tumblr thread about embracing the lazy life.

Karen Gets Evicted, Lies About Her Eviction, Landlord Uses Old Lease To Win In Court


The thing about some of the world's most blatant liars is that they're not even close to having enough necessary sense to pull off their infuriating games of deception. It sounds like this particular Karen was destined for ultimate disaster from the very start. The reality is that Karen never should've tried in the first place. For some more Karen drama check out this story about a Karen customer ordering an extra sauced pizza, pitching a fit over it, and then basically just getting some pizza soup.

Twitter Thread: Notes On Customers Not Being Right


In a situation where you actually have control over who you're doing business with, and can afford to not deal with someone's petty BS, it's pretty awesome to just say "no." This twitter thread talks about the idea of boundaries in client relationships. Most notably, not being bullied by the jackass who payed you to do something you're great at and thinks they can micromanage everything you do before being displeased, like this lowballer who didn't want to pay, and the artist wasn't having it. Here are some more work horror stories.

People's Most Champion Farting Moments


Horrible farting. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Hot, fetid, and not as refreshing as Summer's Eve. Some people don't find farts funny. Those people lack humanity, and are sociopaths at best. Maybe it's because sociopaths have a poor sense of smell? People have notable gaseous productions, be they times they tricked a boss into thinking the fridge was out, silenced an argument or made a dog gag. For some more vileness, here's the story of a news cameraman who got food poisoning at an old folks home and ended up filming more than he bargained for as well as the musings of sewage tank trucks.

Saturday, August 28, 2021

People's Worst Job Interview Fails


Anyone's nerves can quickly get the best of them. At a moment's notice your brain might decide to throw you into a completely disorienting panic where you find yourself uncontrollably shaking, sweating profusely, and blabbering like a newborn baby. The hope is that such a state doesn't come for someone when they're in the middle of an otherwise smooth job interview. But hey. Life's a game of ups and downs. Can't have one without the other. Can't have those momentary wins without the fails. Maybe these people's job interview fails will make you feel better about any of your own. 

Inspirational Tumblr Thread On Embracing The Lazy Life


With a deepening dependency on technology can come an even more rampant usage of social media and other apps on our phones. All of this screen time can end up contributing toward quite the stressful emotional rollercoaster of just trying to make it in this life from a relatively peaceful and centered place. The value of slowing down amidst the chase for that next paycheck can't be expressed enough. Not only that, but it sounds like it's a collective biological inclination to not feel the need to grind all the time. A little laziness here and there should be encouraged, not condemned. For another entertaining read from Tumblr check out the time that an employee took a petty revenge on a raging Karen.

Process Servers' Most Bizarre Scenarios Serving People


The process servers in this world deserve way more recognition than they get for having to be on the frontlines of some truly bizarre behavior from a wild bunch of human beings. This is just the kind of thread that will either swiftly convince people that were considering careers as process servers to abandon that idea, or to just double down on the whole thing. You'd certainly be guaranteed to have your fair share of unforgettable days on the job. 

Lowballer Won't Pay For Completed Work, Artist Isn't Having It


It shouldn't be that hard for this lowballerto understand. If you tell someone that you're gonna pay them to do a thing and then they do that thing, and then you don't pay them, they don't have to give you access to that thing. It's the same reason miffed contractors make the news every few months for taking their backhoes to some sketchy client's newly completed storefront. For another wild encounter with a sketchy business, here's a sketchy business that got called out, then tried to accuse a freelancer of being a shyster.

Man Conquers Bus Driver's Chaotic Evil


Public transportation can try one's soul like none other. Whether you're caught up in a regular work commute where you're forced to take the subway, and share a tightly packed space with a cast that's composed of equal parts frustrated, miserable, and downright insane individuals; or maybe you take the bus. The thing about the bus in particular is it can end up being a terribly frustrating game where you find yourself chasing a bus down one day, after the driver filled your heart with hope only to stomp that right out. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about eating good meals at crime fronts.