Monday, March 27, 2017

Chart Claiming Family Earning $500K/Year Is Just Scraping By, Sends People On Twitter Into Fits of Hysterical Rage


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The collective reaction on this particularly absurd claim about a family struggling to scrape by on $500k would seem to (rightfully) be one of sheer confusion and comical outrage. It just doesn't add up. And after a little poking around the site, it would appear to be 'legit.' Or as credible as a site can be after making such outlandish claims. At least other people on Twitter stepped up to express their highly entertaining bewilderment.

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British Politician's Getting Hilariously Trolled After Failing to Grasp What Hashtag Is On Live TV


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Home Secretary Amber Rudd brought on a glorious and unforgiving wave of hilarious trolling after she was quoted on Live TV in her interview saying, "the best people who understand the technology, who understand the necessary hashtags to stop this stuff ever being put up, not just taken down, but ever being put up in the first place are going to be them." Aheeeem. What now? This is the kind of fail-technology moment equivalent to that one time someone implied the internet operates off tubes and shit...

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13 Strange Or Cringe-Inducing Things In Peoples' Browser Histories That Are Going To Be Terribly Difficult To Explain


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It's these little cringeworthy nuggets of gold that really serve to make us thankful for 'private browsing' or incognito mode...

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Brits Share the Things That Piss Off Their Mums the Most For UK Mother's Day


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The kids really stepped up to the plate for this one, and the mums all with their own, very unique, slightly ridiculous pet peeves are too endearing!

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Delta Fires Off Shots at United Airlines After They Wouldn't Let Girls Wearing Leggings Board Flight


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Over the weekend an amusing and entirely ridiculous controversy rained down sweet entertainment for us all, courtesy of United Airlines' dress policy. Specifically, United wouldn't let a couple girls board their flight because they were wearing leggings, which apparently didn't comply with their outlandish dress code policy. At the end of the day I think we can all agree, that 'Airline Twitter' remains the best Twitter!

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Trump or Brannigan? It's Almost Impossible to Tell


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Yeah, Yeah. We know. "pls no political rhetoric Fail Blog". I don't care where you stand on this one, this shit's funny. 

Well, it turns out some insane things that come out of Trump's mouth are often entirely indistinguishable from lines that would be written for Zapp Brannigan on Futurama. Some goes for the other way around. 

The pictures below are either Trump quotes over a picture of Zapp, or Zapp quotes over a picture of Trump. 

Bonus points for reading in Zapp's voice.

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Sexy Spring Break Twerking Contest Video Is Everything Ridiculous About College Vacations


Another spring break season has almost officially come and gone (thiink we're in the last week or so here for some colleges), and 2017 most definitely delivered on the drunken, booze-soaked debauchery front. The kids these days are seemingly hellbent on taking spring break decadence to new highs, and new lows.

What we have here could be the epitome of everything scantily-clothed and shameless and outright pure ridiculous about undergrad vacations that escape parental supervision. 

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The Daily FAIL: Make the Most out of Monday


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Happy Monday Failers. Let's start the week off with some memes. 

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Guy Sees His Picture In Fake Obituary, Proceeds to Share Crazy Story on Twitter


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As far as wild stories go about people stealing other peoples' photos in shady acts of violating privacy/general identity theft; this one ranks right up there at the damn top. Not only was the poor guy's photo being pawned off in a 'fake obituary', but even worse it turns out it's being used by some immoral pastor with a potential side chick, who is trying to cash in on life insurance or something. The fuuuuck man, it's a truly crazy world we live in. 

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43 Ridiculous Texts That Couldn't Have Played Out Any Worse


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Gotta say the particularly random, if not awesomely unexpected convo that goes down between an inmate who somehow got a hold of a phone; and his unfortunate 'wrong numbered' victim is comedy gold!

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Steve Aoki Decimates Unsuspecting Fan With Violently Aggressive Cake Toss At Ultra


Did Aoki miss his true calling in life or what? That fan just got wasted!

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People Take Bras Off For the First Time and It's Cringe On Full Thrusters


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I don't remember this part from the movies

One for the homies

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